[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:39:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197783&class=1463&msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%D2%C1%BD%C8%CB%CE%D2%D2%AA%B0%E0%BB%A8%A1%A3%D3%DA%CA%C7%CD%B6%C6%B1%C6%C0%D1%A1%B0%E0%BB%A8%A3%AC%C4%D6%C1%CB%D2%BB%BD%DA%BF%CE%A3%AC%D1%A1%B3%F6%D7%EE%C6%AF%C1%C1%B5%C4%C1%A9%C5%AE%C9%FA%A1%A3%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%A3%BA%C8%A5%BD%CC%CE%F1%B4%A6%A3%AC%B0%E1%BB%A8%A3%A1" target="_blank">老师说：找两人我要班花。于是投票评选班花，闹了一节课，选出最漂亮的俩女生。老师说：去教务处，搬花！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:39:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197893&class=1463&msg=%C4%D0%C8%CB%C9%FA%C0%B4%BE%CD%D3%D0%D7%EF%A3%AC%D7%F6%CA%C2%B2%BB%C4%DC%C5%C2%C0%DB%A3%AC%D4%BC%BB%E1%B5%B1%C8%BB%C4%E3%B8%B6%B7%D1%A3%AC%CC%F0%D1%D4%C3%DB%D3%EF%D2%AA%CB%C0%B1%B3%A3%AC%CA%B2%C3%B4%B4%ED%B6%BC%CA%C7%C4%E3%B5%C4%B2%BB%B6%D4%A1%A3" target="_blank">男人生来就有罪，做事不能怕累，约会当然你付费，甜言蜜语要死背，什么错都是你的不对。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:40:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197713&class=1463&msg=%D2%BB%C4%D0%D2%AA%CC%F8%C2%A5%A3%AC%C6%E4%C6%DE%B4%F3%BA%B0%B5%C0%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%B1%F0%B3%E5%B6%AF%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%C2%B7%BB%B9%B3%A4%D7%C5%C4%D8%A3%A1%C4%D0%D7%D3%CC%FD%BA%F3%A3%AC%E0%B2%B5%D8%CC%F8%C1%CB%CF%C2%C8%A5%A1%A3%BE%AF%B2%EC%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%D5%E6%B2%BB%B8%C3%D5%E2%D1%F9%CD%FE%D0%B2%CB%FB%A3%A1++" target="_blank">一男要跳楼，其妻大喊道：亲爱的别冲动，我们的路还长着呢！男子听后，嗖地跳了下去。警察说：你真不该这样威胁他！ </a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:40:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197713&class=1463&msg=%D2%BB%C4%D0%D2%AA%CC%F8%C2%A5%A3%AC%C6%E4%C6%DE%B4%F3%BA%B0%B5%C0%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%B1%F0%B3%E5%B6%AF%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%C2%B7%BB%B9%B3%A4%D7%C5%C4%D8%A3%A1%C4%D0%D7%D3%CC%FD%BA%F3%A3%AC%E0%B2%B5%D8%CC%F8%C1%CB%CF%C2%C8%A5%A1%A3%BE%AF%B2%EC%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%D5%E6%B2%BB%B8%C3%D5%E2%D1%F9%CD%FE%D0%B2%CB%FB%A3%A1++" target="_blank">一男要跳楼，其妻大喊道：亲爱的别冲动，我们的路还长着呢！男子听后，嗖地跳了下去。警察说：你真不该这样威胁他！ </a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:40:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197767&class=1463&msg=%C5%B4%C3%D7%B7%B9%B8%FA%B0%FC%D7%D3%B4%F2%BC%DC%B4%F2%CA%E4%C1%CB%2C%BA%DC%B2%BB%B7%FE%C6%F8%D7%DF%D4%DA%C2%B7%C9%CF%C5%F6%BC%FB%C1%CB%C9%D5%C2%F4%C5%FC%CD%B7%BE%CD%B4%F2%A3%AC%D6%BB%BC%FB%C9%D5%C2%F4%C1%A2%BC%B4%CD%D1%B5%F4%CD%E2%D2%C2%2C%C6%F8%B7%DF%B5%C4%CB%B5%C6%E4%CA%B5%CE%D2%CA%C7%CE%D4%B5%D7%21" target="_blank">糯米饭跟包子打架打输了,很不服气走在路上碰见了烧卖劈头就打，只见烧卖立即脱掉外衣,气愤的说其实我是卧底!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:40:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197761&class=1463&msg=%C4%E3%CA%C7%CE%D2%D0%C4%D6%D0%B5%C4%C3%B5%B9%E5%2C%BF%C9%CF%A7%D0%BB%C1%CB%3B%C4%E3%CA%C7%CC%EC%C9%CF%B5%C4%D4%C2%C1%C1%2C%BF%C9%CF%A7%B1%BB%D4%C6%D5%DA%D7%A1%C1%CB%3B%C4%E3%CA%C7%E6%CF%B6%F0%CF%C2%B7%B2%2C%BF%C9%CF%A7%C1%B3%CF%C8%D7%C5%B5%D8%C1%CB." target="_blank">你是我心中的玫瑰,可惜谢了;你是天上的月亮,可惜被云遮住了;你是嫦娥下凡,可惜脸先着地了.</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:41:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197743&class=1463&msg=%D7%E6%C4%B8%BA%CD%CB%EF%C5%AE%D4%DA%D5%EF%CA%D2%C0%EF%A1%A3%BD%E2%BF%AA%D2%C2%B7%FE%2C%D2%BD%C9%FA%B6%D4%C6%AF%C1%C1%B5%C4%B9%C3%C4%EF%CB%B5%A1%A3%B2%BB%A3%AC%B4%F3%B7%F2%A3%AC%C0%CF%CC%AB%CC%AB%CB%B5%3A%CE%D2%CA%C7%B2%A1%C8%CB%A1%A3%CA%C7%C2%F0%A3%BF%C4%C7%C3%B4%C9%EC%B3%F6%C9%E0%CD%B7%A1%A3" target="_blank">祖母和孙女在诊室里。解开衣服,医生对漂亮的姑娘说。不，大夫，老太太说:我是病人。是吗？那么伸出舌头。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:41:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197805&class=1463&msg=%C4%E3%B5%C4%C1%B3%B1%C8%B3%C2%CA%C0%C3%C0%BB%B9%C3%C0%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%B1%C8%D6%EE%B8%F0%C1%C1%BB%B9%C1%C1%A3%BB%CE%D2%B5%C4%B0%AE%B1%C8%C2%B3%D6%C7%C9%EE%BB%B9%C9%EE%CE%D2%B5%C4%C7%E9%B1%C8%B9%D8%D4%C6%B3%A4%BB%B9%B3%A4%A3%AC%B5%AB%CE%D2%B5%C4%C5%B5%D1%D4%B1%C8%CB%EF%CE%F2%BF%D5%BB%B9%BF%D5%A1%A3" target="_blank">你的脸比陈世美还美你的眼比诸葛亮还亮；我的爱比鲁智深还深我的情比关云长还长，但我的诺言比孙悟空还空。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:41:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197723&class=1463&msg=%C8%CB%CA%C7%D2%F2%CE%AA%C8%B1%B7%A6%C5%D0%B6%CF%C1%A6%B6%F8%BD%E1%BB%E9%A3%BB%C8%CB%D2%B2%CA%C7%D2%F2%CE%AA%C8%B1%B7%A6%C4%CD%C1%A6%B6%F8%C0%EB%BB%E9%A3%BB%C8%CB%B8%FC%CA%C7%D2%F2%CE%AA%C8%B1%B7%A6%BC%C7%D2%E4%C1%A6%B6%F8%D4%D9%BB%E9%A1%A3" target="_blank">人是因为缺乏判断力而结婚；人也是因为缺乏耐力而离婚；人更是因为缺乏记忆力而再婚。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-22 18:41:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197887&class=1463&msg=%C4%B3%C0%CF%CC%AB%C9%FA%C7%B0%B0%AE%B4%F2%C2%E9%BD%AB%A3%AC%CB%C0%BA%F3%B6%F9%C5%AE%CC%E1%D2%E9%CB%CD%C2%E9%BD%AB%C5%E3%D4%E1%A3%AC%D2%BB%C5%AE%C8%B4%B5%A3%D3%C7%A3%BA%CD%F2%D2%BB%C8%CB%CA%D6%B2%BB%B9%BB%CB%FD%C0%B4%BD%D0%CE%D2%C3%C7%D4%F5%C3%B4%B0%EC%A3%BF" target="_blank">某老太生前爱打麻将，死后儿女提议送麻将陪葬，一女却担忧：万一人手不够她来叫我们怎么办？</a>

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