[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=69241&amp;class=1473&amp;msg=%D4%C2%D4%B2%D2%B9%A3%AC%CF%E0%CB%BC%CA%B1%A3%AC%CC%EC%B8%F7%D2%BB%B7%BD%A3%AC%B8%FC%CC%ED%C0%EB%B3%EE%D2%E2%A3%AC%C7%A7%D1%D4%CD%F2%D3%EF%C4%D1%CF%E0%CB%DF%A3%AC%CE%A8%D3%D0%D2%BB%D1%D4%A3%BA%D0%A1%D0%C4%D4%C2%B1%FD%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">月圆夜，相思时，天各一方，更添离愁意，千言万语难相诉，唯有一言：小心月饼！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197751&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D7%ED%BA%BA%B2%BB%C9%F7%B4%D3%C8%FD%C2%A5%B5%F4%CF%C2%2C%D2%FD%C0%B4%C2%B7%C8%CB%CE%A7%B9%DB%2C%D2%BB%BE%AF%B2%EC%B9%FD%C0%B4%3A%B7%A2%C9%FA%CA%B2%C3%B4%CA%C2%3F%D7%ED%BA%BA%3A%B2%BB%C7%E5%B3%FE%2C%CE%D2%D2%B2%CA%C7%B8%D5%B5%BD.+" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一警察过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到. </font></a>

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<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" width="511" bgcolor="#e4e1f4" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff" height="30"><td class="blu01" align="center" width="85"></td><td class="bla02" style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px;"><a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197711&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%B9%AB%B3%B5%D6%D0%A3%AC%D2%BB%CE%BB%D5%BE%D7%C5%B5%C4%D4%D0%B8%BE%B6%D4%CB%FD%C9%ED%C5%D4%D7%F8%D7%C5%B5%C4%C4%D0%D7%D3%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%CE%D2%BB%B3%D4%D0%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D6%BB%BC%FB%C4%D0%D7%D3%BA%DC%BD%F4%D5%C5%B5%D8%CB%B5%A3%BA%BA%A2%D7%D3%B2%BB%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">公车中，一位站着的孕妇对她身旁坐着的男子说：你不知道我怀孕了吗？只见男子很紧张地说：孩子不是我的！</font></a></td></tr></tbody></table>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197901&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%B2%E8%D2%AA%BA%C8%C5%A8%B5%C4%A3%AC%D6%B1%B5%BD%B5%AD%B6%F8%CE%DE%CE%B6%A1%A3%BE%C6%D2%AA%BA%C8%D7%ED%B5%C4%A3%AC%D3%C0%D4%B6%B2%BB%CF%EB%D0%D1%C0%B4%A1%A3%D6%ED%CC%E3%D2%AA%C6%A4%BA%F1%C8%E2%B6%E0%B5%C4%A3%AC%E0%E6%A3%AC%C4%C3%D7%C5%CA%D6%BB%FA%B5%C4%D5%E2%D6%BB%BE%CD%B2%BB%B4%ED%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">茶要喝浓的，直到淡而无味。酒要喝醉的，永远不想醒来。猪蹄要皮厚肉多的，噫，拿着手机的这只就不错！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197803&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%BB%D8%BC%D2%A3%BA%CC%EE%CC%EE%B6%C7%D7%D3%A1%A2%BD%BB%BD%BB%C6%B1%D7%D3%A1%A2%C7%D7%C7%D7%C6%DE%D7%D3%A1%A2%B6%BA%B6%BA%BA%A2%D7%D3%A3%BB%B3%F6%C3%C5%A3%BA%D5%D5%D5%D5%BE%B5%D7%D3%A1%A2%D4%BC%D4%BC%C5%AE%D7%D3%A1%A2%B6%AF%B6%AF%C4%D4%D7%D3%A1%A2%D7%B0%D7%B0%CB%EF%D7%D3%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">回家：填填肚子、交交票子、亲亲妻子、逗逗孩子；出门：照照镜子、约约女子、动动脑子、装装孙子。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197753&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C8%D5%D2%BB%D7%ED%BA%BA%BE%C6%BA%F3%B4%F2%B3%B5%BB%D8%BC%D2%A3%AC%C9%EC%CA%D6%C0%B9%D2%BB%C1%BE%A3%B1%A3%B1%A3%B0%D1%B2%BE%AF%B3%B5%A3%AC%B2%A2%C7%D2%C8%C2%C8%C2%B5%C0%A3%BA%BE%CD%CB%E3%C4%E3%CA%C7%D2%BB%BF%E9%D2%BB%C3%BF%B9%AB%C0%EF%A3%AC%D2%B2%C3%BB%B1%D8%D2%AA%D0%B4%C4%C7%C3%B4%B4%F3%C2%F0%A3%A1%A3%A1%A3%A1+" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一日一醉汉酒后打车回家，伸手拦一辆１１０巡警车，并且嚷嚷道：就算你是一块一每公里，也没必要写那么大吗！！！ </font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197705&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%28+%21+%29%C6%D5%CD%A8%B5%C4%C6%A8%C6%A8+%28__%21__%29%C5%D6%C5%D6%B5%C4%C6%A8%C6%A8+%28%21%29%BD%F4%B1%C1%B5%C4%C6%A8%C6%A8+%28_._%29%C6%BD%CC%B9%B5%C4%C6%A8%C6%A8+%28_%2A_%29%B7%A2%D1%D7%B5%C4%C6%A8%C6%A8++" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">( ! )普通的屁屁 (__!__)胖胖的屁屁 (!)紧绷的屁屁 (_._)平坦的屁屁 (_*_)发炎的屁屁 </font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197717&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%CC%AB%D1%F4%BB%B3%C1%CB%D4%D0%A3%AC%B4%F2%D2%BB%CA%D7%B8%E8%A1%A3%CE%FB%CE%FB%A1%AD%A1%AD%A3%A8%D4%C2%C1%C1%C8%C7%B5%C4%BB%F6%A3%A9%C2%EF%A3%A1+" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">太阳怀了孕，打一首歌。嘻嘻……（月亮惹的祸）嘛！ </font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197771&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%BB%C6%B9%CF%CA%A7%C1%B5%CD%B4%BF%DE%A3%AC%C7%D1%D7%D3%B0%B2%CE%BF%CB%FD%A3%BA%B0%AE%C7%E9%B2%BB%B5%A5%D6%BB%CA%C7%CC%F0%C3%C0%A1%A2%D6%BB%CA%C7%B3%C1%D7%ED%A3%AC%BB%B9%D3%D0%D0%C4%CB%E9%A1%A2%BB%B9%D3%D0%C1%F7%C0%E1%A1%A3%B0%A6%A3%A1%CB%AD%C8%C3%C4%E3%B0%AE%C9%CF%D1%F3%B4%D0%B5%C4%A3%BF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">黄瓜失恋痛哭，茄子安慰她：爱情不单只是甜美、只是沉醉，还有心碎、还有流泪。唉！谁让你爱上洋葱的？</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197889&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%CE%C3%D7%D3%B7%C9%B5%BD%CA%EC%CB%AF%B1%A6%B1%A6%C6%A8%B9%C9%C9%CF%A3%AC%B0%D6%B0%D6%B8%CF%D7%DF%CE%C3%D7%D3%C4%A8%C9%CF%BB%A8%C2%B6%CB%AE%A1%A3%B1%A6%B1%A6%BE%AA%D0%D1%B4%F3%BD%D0%A3%BA%C2%E8%A3%AC%CE%C3%D7%D3%B8%D5%B2%C5%D4%DA%CE%D2%B5%C4%C6%A8%B9%C9%C9%CF%C8%F6%C1%CB%D2%BB%C5%DD%C4%F2%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">蚊子飞到熟睡宝宝屁股上，爸爸赶走蚊子抹上花露水。宝宝惊醒大叫：妈，蚊子刚才在我的屁股上撒了一泡尿！</font></a>