[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197312&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C4%C7%B6%CE%C8%D5%D7%D3%2C%CE%D2%C3%C7%BE%B2%BE%B2%B5%D8%D7%DF%D4%DA%BC%D2%CF%E7%B5%C4%D0%A1%C2%B7%A3%AC%C4%E3%BA%A6%D0%DF%B5%D8%B5%CD%D7%C5%CD%B7%A1%A3%CF%E7%C7%D7%C3%C7%BC%FB%C1%CB%CE%D2%C3%C7%B6%BC%BF%E4%C4%E3%A3%BA%BA%D9%A3%AC%D3%D6%C6%AF%C1%C1%D3%D6%B8%C9%BE%BB%A3%A1%D2%B2%BF%E4%CE%D2%A3%BA%BA%C3%BA%A2%D7%D3%A3%AC%D5%E2%C3%B4%D0%A1%C4%EA%BC%CD%BE%CD%B3%F6%C0%B4%B7%C5%D6%ED%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">那段日子,我们静静地走在家乡的小路，你害羞地低着头。乡亲们见了我们都夸你：嘿，又漂亮又干净！也夸我：好孩子，这么小年纪就出来放猪！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197305&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C5%B6%A3%A1%CF%C2%D1%A9%C1%CB%A3%A1%CE%D2%D5%E6%CF%EB%B1%E4%B3%C9%D2%BB%C6%AC%D1%A9%BB%A8%B7%C9%BD%F8%C4%E3%B5%C4%BB%B3%C0%EF%A1%A3%CE%D2%B7%C9%BD%F8%C1%CB%C4%E3%B5%C4%B2%B1%C1%EC%A1%A2%B7%C9%BD%F8%C1%CB%C4%E3%B5%C4%D0%E4%BF%DA%A1%A2%B7%C9%BD%F8%C1%CB%C4%E3%B5%C4%A1%AD%A1%AD%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%C3%BB%C0%AD%C0%AD%C1%B4%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">哦！下雪了！我真想变成一片雪花飞进你的怀里。我飞进了你的脖领、飞进了你的袖口、飞进了你的……你怎么没拉拉链！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197308&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C8%E7%B9%FB%BD%F1%CC%EC%CD%ED%C9%CF%D3%D0%BF%C5%D0%C7%D0%C7%B5%F4%CF%C2%C0%B4%D4%D2%B5%BD%C1%CB%C4%E3%B5%C4%CD%B7%C9%CF%C7%EB%B2%BB%D2%AA%B5%A3%D0%C4%A3%AC%D5%E2%CA%C7%CE%D2%CD%D0%C9%F1%CF%C9%CB%CD%B8%F8%C4%E3%B5%C4%C0%F1%CE%EF%A3%AC%B4%D3%B4%CB%C4%E3%BE%CD%BB%E1%B9%FD%D7%C5%CE%DE%D3%C7%CE%DE%C2%C7%B5%C4%D0%D2%B8%A3%C9%FA%BB%EE%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%AA%A8D%C9%B5%B5%F4%C1%CB%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">如果今天晚上有颗星星掉下来砸到了你的头上请不要担心，这是我托神仙送给你的礼物，从此你就会过着无忧无虑的幸福生活，因为―傻掉了。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197430&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%BD%F1%CC%EC%C4%E3%B3%D4%B5%C3%B1%A5%C2%F0%A3%BF%CB%AF%B5%C3%BA%C3%C2%F0%A3%BF%C9%EE%D2%B9%BB%E1%C0%E4%C2%F0%A3%BF%D5%E6%CF%EB%BE%B2%BE%B2%B5%D8%CA%D8%D4%DA%C4%E3%C9%ED%B1%DF%A1%A3%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%E3%D7%DC%CA%C7%B2%BB%BB%E1%D5%D5%B9%CB%D7%D4%BC%BA%A3%AC%C3%BF%B5%B1%CE%D2%D2%BB%C0%EB%BF%AA%A3%AC%C4%E3%BE%CD%B4%D3%D6%ED%C0%B8%CC%F8%B3%F6%C8%A5%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">今天你吃得饱吗？睡得好吗？深夜会冷吗？真想静静地守在你身边。我知道你总是不会照顾自己，每当我一离开，你就从猪栏跳出去！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197442&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C4%B3%C8%CB%C2%B7%B9%FD%C4%B9%B5%D8%A3%AC%CC%FD%B5%BD%C7%C3%BB%F7%C9%F9%A3%AC%BA%AE%C3%AB%B5%B9%CA%F7%BC%FB%D2%BB%C8%CB%A3%AC%CB%EC%B7%C5%D0%C4%A3%AC%CE%CA%A3%BA%B8%C9%C2%EF%C4%D8%A3%BF%B4%F0%A3%BA%CB%FB%C3%C7%B0%D1%CE%D2%C4%B9%B1%AE%BF%CC%B4%ED%C1%CB%A3%AC%D5%FD%B8%C4%C4%D8%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">某人路过墓地，听到敲击声，寒毛倒树见一人，遂放心，问：干嘛呢？答：他们把我墓碑刻错了，正改呢！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197431&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%D6%AA%B5%C0%C2%F0%A3%BF%C4%E3%BD%FC%C0%B4%CF%FB%CA%DD%C1%CB%D0%ED%B6%E0%A3%A1%CE%D2%CA%C7%BF%B4%D4%DA%D1%DB%C0%EF%A3%AC%CC%DB%D4%DA%D0%C4%C0%EF%D1%BD%A3%AC%D1%DB%BF%B4%BE%CD%D2%AA%B9%FD%C4%EA%C1%CB%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%C9%ED%CC%E5%C8%B4%C8%C3%C8%CB%B5%A3%D0%C4%A1%AD%A1%AD%CB%AD%B2%BB%CF%EB%C8%C3%D7%D4%BC%BA%B5%C4%D6%ED%B6%E0%C9%B1%BC%B8%BD%EF%C4%D8%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">亲爱的知道吗？你近来消瘦了许多！我是看在眼里，疼在心里呀，眼看就要过年了，你的身体却让人担心……谁不想让自己的猪多杀几斤呢！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197446&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%D3%D0%C8%CB%CB%B5%C4%E3%CA%C7%D6%ED%A3%A1%CE%D2%D1%CF%CB%E0%B5%D8%C5%FA%C6%C0%C1%CB%CB%FB%A3%A1%C4%C4%C4%DC%D5%E2%D1%F9%C4%D8%A3%BF%D4%F5%C4%DC%C8%CB%BC%D2%B3%A4%B5%C3%CF%F1%CA%B2%C3%B4%BE%CD%CB%B5%C8%CB%BC%D2%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%C4%D8%A3%BF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">有人说你是猪！我严肃地批评了他！哪能这样呢？怎能人家长得像什么就说人家是什么呢？</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197365&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%CC%EC%C6%F8%BA%F4%C0%E4%BA%F4%C8%C8%A3%AC%D7%DC%B9%D2%C4%EE%D7%C5%D4%B6%B7%BD%B5%C4%C4%E3%A3%AC%CE%D2%D4%B8%D1%F8%D2%BB%D6%BB%D0%C5%B8%EB%A3%AC%C8%C3%CB%FC%C3%BF%CC%EC%B7%C9%B5%BD%C4%E3%B4%A6%A3%AC%C4%C4%C5%C2%C4%DC%D7%F6%B5%C4%D6%BB%CA%C7%BC%F2%BC%F2%B5%A5%B5%A5%B5%C4%D2%BB%B8%F6%B6%AF%D7%F7%A3%BA%D4%DA%C4%E3%CD%B7%C9%CF%C0%AD%D2%BB%C5%DD%CA%BA%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">天气呼冷呼热，总挂念着远方的你，我愿养一只信鸽，让它每天飞到你处，哪怕能做的只是简简单单的一个动作：在你头上拉一泡屎！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197424&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%D7%F2%CC%EC%D3%D0%C8%CB%D4%DA%B1%B3%BA%F3%CB%B5%C4%E3%CA%C7%B9%FB%D7%D3%C0%EA%A3%AC%B2%A2%D2%AA%BE%D9%B1%A8%B0%D1%C4%E3%B8%F4%C0%EB%A3%AC%CE%AA%B4%CB%CE%D2%BA%CD%CB%FB%C3%C7%B4%F3%B4%F2%B3%F6%CA%D6%A3%BA%CB%FB%C2%E8%B5%C4%A3%AC%B2%BB%C4%DC%D2%F2%CE%AA%C8%CB%BC%D2%B3%A4%B5%C3%CF%F1%CA%B2%C3%B4%BE%CD%CB%B5%C8%CB%BC%D2%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%CB%B5%CA%C7%B0%C9%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">昨天有人在背后说你是果子狸，并要举报把你隔离，为此我和他们大打出手：他妈的，不能因为人家长得像什么就说人家是什么，你说是吧！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197447&amp;class=1463&amp;msg=%C7%EB%B1%F0%D4%D9%CD%F9%CF%C2%BF%B4%C0%B2%A3%AC%B9%D8%BB%FA%B0%C9%A3%AC%D5%E6%B5%C4%C3%BB%CA%B2%C3%B4%BA%C3%BF%B4%B5%C4%A3%AC%C7%F3%C4%E3%C0%B2%A3%AC%D5%E6%B5%C4%D2%AA%BF%B4%A3%BF%B2%BB%BA%F3%BB%DA%A3%BF%BA%C3%B0%C9%A3%AC%D5%E2%BF%C9%CA%C7%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D2%AA%C7%F3%B5%C4%A3%BF%A3%BF%C4%E3%CA%C7%D6%ED%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">请别再往下看啦，关机吧，真的没什么好看的，求你啦，真的要看？不后悔？好吧，这可是你自己要求的？？你是猪！</font></a>