[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:47:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197423&class=1463&msg=%C4%E3%D4%DA%BE%AB%C9%F1%B2%A1%D4%BA%CA%B5%CF%B0%A3%AC%BA%F6%D2%BB%C9%F1%BE%AD%B2%A1%BB%BC%D5%DF%CA%D6%B3%D6%D2%BB%B0%D1%B2%CB%B5%B6%CF%F2%C4%E3%D7%B7%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%D7%AA%CD%B7%BE%CD%C5%DC%A3%AC%D6%B1%B5%BD%C5%DC%B5%BD%D2%BB%CC%F5%CB%C0%BA%FA%CD%AC%A3%AC%D0%C4%CF%EB%D5%E2%CF%C2%CD%EA%C1%CB%A3%AC%C4%C7%B8%F6%B2%A1%C8%CB%CB%B5%A3%BA%B8%F8%C4%E3%B5%B6%A3%AC%B8%C3%C4%E3%D7%B7%CE%D2%C1%CB" target="_blank">你在精神病院实习，忽一神经病患者手持一把菜刀向你追来，你转头就跑，直到跑到一条死胡同，心想这下完了，那个病人说：给你刀，该你追我了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:47:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197425&class=1463&msg=%C0%C7%C0%B4%C1%CB%D6%ED%CE%D1%C0%EF%C2%D2%B3%C9%D2%BB%CD%C5%A3%AC%D6%ED%C2%E8%C2%E8%B0%B2%C5%C5%3A%B4%F3%D6%ED%C8%A5%B6%C2%C3%C5%A3%A1%B6%FE%D6%ED%C8%A5%B6%C2%B4%B0%A3%A1%B5%B1%BF%B4%B5%BD%D0%A1%D6%ED%CA%B1%A3%AC%D6%ED%C2%E8%C0%B4%BB%F0%C1%CB%A3%AC%B4%F3%BD%D0%3A%C0%CF%C8%FD%A3%AC%B2%BB%D2%AA%BF%B4%B6%CC%D0%C5%C0%B2%A3%A1%C4%E3%C8%E2%B6%E0%A3%AC%B3%F6%C8%A5%B0%D1%C0%C7%D2%FD%BF%AA" target="_blank">狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门！二猪去堵窗！当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫:老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197427&class=1463&msg=%B5%B1%C4%E3%D2%BB%B8%F6%C8%CB%BF%D5%D0%E9%BC%C5%C4%AF%CA%B1%A3%AC%C7%A6%B1%CA%D2%B2%D0%ED%CA%C7%C4%E3%D7%EE%BA%C3%B5%C4%CD%E6%CE%EF%A1%A3%C4%E3%BF%C9%D2%D4%D3%C3%D0%A1%B5%B6%B8%EE%CB%FC%A3%AC%CF%F7%CB%FC%A3%AC%BF%B3%CB%FC%A3%AC%CD%AC%CA%B1%BF%C9%D2%D4%B7%A2%D0%B9%D7%D4%BC%BA%A3%AC%B8%DF%C9%F9%BA%F0%D7%C5%A3%BA%CE%D2%C9%B1%B1%CA%A3%AC%CE%D2%C9%B1%B1%CA%A3%AC%CE%D2%C9%B1%B1%CA%C1%CB" target="_blank">当你一个人空虚寂寞时，铅笔也许是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它，削它，砍它，同时可以发泄自己，高声吼着：我杀笔，我杀笔，我杀笔了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197316&class=1463&msg=%CC%EC%BF%D5%CA%C7%C4%C7%C3%B4%C3%F7%BE%BB%A3%AC%D1%F4%B9%E2%CA%C7%C4%C7%C3%B4%C3%F7%C3%C4%A3%AC%B4%F3%BA%A3%CA%C7%C4%C7%C3%B4%D2%BB%CD%FB%CE%DE%DB%F3%A3%AC%C4%E3%D5%BE%D4%DA%CE%B5%C0%B6%B5%C4%BA%A3%B1%DF%A3%AC%CE%D2%C4%C3%D0%A1%B9%F7%CD%B1%C1%CB%C4%E3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%BA%D9%A3%AC%D5%E2%D0%A1%CD%F5%B0%CB%A3%AC%BF%C7%BB%B9%CD%A6%D3%B2%A3%A1" target="_blank">天空是那么明净，阳光是那么明媚，大海是那么一望无垠，你站在蔚蓝的海边，我拿小棍捅了你一下，嘿，这小王八，壳还挺硬！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197303&class=1463&msg=%BF%DE%C1%CB%B0%C9%C9%B5%C1%CB%B0%C9%A3%AC%D0%D2%B8%A3%B5%C4%C8%D5%D7%D3%C3%BB%D3%D0%C1%CB%B0%C9%A3%BF%D4%E7%BE%AF%B8%E6%B9%FD%C4%E3%A3%AC%B2%BB%D2%AA%CC%B0%B3%D4%CC%B0%CB%AF%A3%AC%BF%C9%C4%E3%BE%CD%CA%C7%B2%BB%CC%FD%A1%A3%D5%E2%CF%C2%C4%E3%B8%C3%BC%C7%D7%A1%C1%CB%B0%C9%A3%AC%D6%ED%B3%A4%B5%BD%D2%BB%B6%A8%B7%D6%C1%BF%BE%CD%D2%AA%B3%F6%C0%B8%B5%C4%A1%A3" target="_blank">哭了吧傻了吧，幸福的日子没有了吧？早警告过你，不要贪吃贪睡，可你就是不听。这下你该记住了吧，猪长到一定分量就要出栏的。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197421&class=1463&msg=%C4%C7%C4%EA%D4%DA%CA%F7%CF%C2%BE%FC%D1%B5%2C%BD%CC%B9%D9%B6%D4%CD%AC%D1%A7%C3%C7%CB%B5%3A%B5%DA%D2%BB%C5%C5%B1%A8%CA%FD.%C4%E3%BE%AA%D1%C8%B5%D8%BF%B4%D7%C5%BD%CC%B9%D9%A3%AC%BD%CC%B9%D9%D3%D6%B4%F3%C9%F9%CB%B5%C1%CB%D2%BB%B1%E9%3A%B1%A8%CA%FD%21%D3%DA%CA%C7%A3%AC%C4%E3%BC%AB%B2%BB%C7%E9%D4%B8%B5%D8%D7%AA%B9%FD%C9%ED%C8%A5%B1%A7%D7%A1%C1%CB%CA%F7%21" target="_blank">那年在树下军训,教官对同学们说:第一排报数.你惊讶地看着教官，教官又大声说了一遍:报数!于是，你极不情愿地转过身去抱住了树!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 17:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197314&class=1463&msg=%C9%BD%B9%C8%C0%EF%B4%AB%C0%B4%C4%E3%B5%C4%C9%F9%D2%F4%A3%AC%CE%D2%CD%F9%CF%C2%CC%F7%CD%FB%A3%AC%D4%DA%C9%BD%B5%C4%B9%D5%BD%C7%B7%A2%CF%D6%C4%E3%A3%AC%CA%C7%C4%E3%A3%A1%D5%E6%B5%C4%CA%C7%C4%E3%A3%A1%C4%E3%BA%CD%D2%BB%C0%CF%CE%CC%D4%DA%D2%BB%C6%F0%A3%AC%CE%D2%BC%A4%B6%AF%B5%C4%C5%DC%B9%FD%C8%A5%CB%B5%A3%BA%B4%F3%D2%AF%A3%AC%BD%E8%C2%BF%D3%C3%D3%C3" target="_blank">山谷里传来你的声音，我往下眺望，在山的拐角发现你，是你！真的是你！你和一老翁在一起，我激动的跑过去说：大爷，借驴用用</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 18:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197315&class=1463&msg=%CE%D2%CB%B5%A3%BA%C3%BF%CF%EB%C4%E3%D2%BB%B4%CE%D0%C7%D0%C7%BE%CD%C2%E4%CF%C2%D2%BB%B5%CE%C0%E1%A3%AC%B4%F3%BA%A3%BE%CD%CA%C7%D5%E2%D1%F9%D0%CE%B3%C9%B5%C4%A1%A3%C4%E3%CB%B5%A3%BA%C3%BF%CF%EB%CE%D2%D2%BB%B4%CE%C4%E3%BE%CD%B7%C5%D2%BB%B8%F6%C6%A8%A3%AC%B3%F4%D1%F5%B2%E3%BE%CD%CA%C7%D5%E2%D1%F9%D0%CE%B3%C9%B5%C4%A1%A3" target="_blank">我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 18:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197346&class=1463&msg=%C4%BA%C9%AB%C5%A8%C5%A8%C8%E7%BE%C6%C7%EF%B7%E7%C7%E1%C7%E1%B4%B5%C1%F8%2C%BE%D5%BB%A8%B0%DC%C1%CB%D0%ED%BE%C3%C4%E3%D4%DA%BA%CE%B4%A6%B1%BC%D7%DF%2C%CC%EC%C6%F8%C0%E4%C1%CB%D0%ED%BE%C3%C4%E3%BC%D3%D2%C2%B7%FE%C3%BB%D3%D0%2C%B3%C7%CA%D0%B2%BB%C8%C3%D1%F8%B9%B7%D6%F7%C8%CB%B4%F2%C4%E3%C3%BB%D3%D0%2C%C6%BD%B0%B2%BF%C9%D2%AA%C0%B4%B5%E7%C3%E2%CE%D2%D2%BB%D6%B1%B9%D2%C4%EE%21" target="_blank">暮色浓浓如酒秋风轻轻吹柳,菊花败了许久你在何处奔走,天气冷了许久你加衣服没有,城市不让养狗主人打你没有,平安可要来电免我一直挂念!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-15 18:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=197381&class=1463&msg=%BF%C9%C1%AF%B5%C4%CA%D6%BB%FA%D3%C3%BB%A7%A3%AC%B7%C7%B3%A3%D2%C5%BA%B6%A3%AC%D3%C9%D3%DA%C4%FA%C8%B7%C8%CF%C1%CB%B4%CB%CC%F5%B6%CC%D0%C5%CB%F9%D2%D4%B4%AB%C8%BE%C1%CB%D3%DE%C8%CB%BD%DA%CF%B8%BE%FA%A1%A3%CF%D6%D4%DA%CF%B8%BE%FA%D2%C2%D7%C5%CD%B3%D2%BB%B6%D3%C1%D0%D5%FB%C6%EB%A3%AC%D5%FD%C2%F5%D7%C5%BD%C3%BD%A1%B5%C4%B2%BD%B7%A5%CD%A8%B9%FD%C4%E3%B5%C4%C9%ED%CC%E5%A1%AD%A1%AD" target="_blank">可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌衣着统一队列整齐，正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体……</a>

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