[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204124&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D0%A1%D0%C2%B5%BD%D4%D3%BB%F5%B5%EA%A3%BA%C0%B4%C6%BF%BA%CD%C9%CF%B4%CE%CD%EA%C8%AB%D2%BB%D1%F9%B5%C4%D3%CD%A1%A3%CA%DB%BB%F5%D4%B1%A3%BA%C4%FA%B6%D4%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%D3%CD%D6%D2%B0%AE%A3%AC%CC%AB%BA%C3%C1%CB%A1%A3%D0%A1%D0%C2%A3%BA%E0%CB%A3%A1%B0%D6%B0%D6%BA%C3%D0%A9%C7%D7%C6%DD%C0%B4%A3%AC%CE%D2%C2%E8%CF%EB%C8%C3%CB%FB%C3%C7%D2%D4%BA%F3%B2%BB%C0%B4%C1%CB+" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">小新到杂货店：来瓶和上次完全一样的油。售货员：您对我们的油忠爱，太好了。小新：嗨！爸爸好些亲戚来，我妈想让他们以后不来了 </font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204125&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BD%CC%CA%DA%D7%DC%B6%AA%C8%FD%C2%E4%CB%C4%A3%AC%CB%FB%B7%F2%C8%CB%BC%B8%BA%F5%C3%BF%B8%F6%D4%C2%B6%BC%B5%C3%CC%E6%CB%FB%C2%F2%B0%D1%C9%A1%A1%A3%D2%BB%CC%EC%A3%AC%C9%CF%CE%E7%B3%F6%D0%D0%CF%C2%CE%E7%BB%D8%C0%B4%A3%AC%B5%C3%D2%E2%B5%C4%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%B4%A3%AC%D5%E2%BB%D8%CE%D2%B0%D1%C9%A1%B4%F8%BB%D8%C0%B4%C1%CB%A1%A3%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%C3%BB%B4%F8%C9%A1%B3%F6%C8%A5%D1%BD%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">教授总丢三落四，他夫人几乎每个月都得替他买把伞。一天，上午出行下午回来，得意的说：你看，这回我把伞带回来了。妻：你没带伞出去呀。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204126&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%F4%C0%D6%BB%E1%C9%CF%C5%AE%B8%DF%D2%F4%CD%B6%C8%EB%B5%C4%B3%AA%D7%C5%A1%A3%B6%F9%D7%D3%A3%BA%B0%D6%B0%D6%A3%AC%C4%C7%B8%F6%C4%D0%C8%CB%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D3%C3%B9%F7%D7%D3%CF%C5%BB%A3%C4%C7%B8%F6%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BF%B0%D6%B0%D6%A3%BA%B2%BB%CA%C7%CF%C5%BB%A3%CA%C7%D6%B8%BB%D3%A1%A3%B6%F9%D7%D3%A3%BA%BC%C8%C8%BB%B2%BB%CA%C7%CF%C5%BB%A3%A3%AC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%BD%D0%B5%C4%C4%C7%C3%B4%CF%EC" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">音乐会上女高音投入的唱着。儿子：爸爸，那个男人为什么用棍子吓唬那个女人？爸爸：不是吓唬是指挥。儿子：既然不是吓唬，为什么叫的那么响</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204127&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C2%B7%C8%CB%BC%D7%A3%BA%A1%B0%C7%EB%CE%CA%BE%AF%B2%EC%BE%D6%D4%F5%C3%B4%D7%DF%A3%BF%A1%B1%C2%B7%C8%CB%D2%D2%A3%BA%A1%B0%B5%BD%B6%D4%C3%E6%B5%C4%C8%E2%B5%EA%B2%BB%B8%B6%C7%AE%BE%CD%C4%C3%D7%DF%BC%B8%BD%EF%C8%E2%A3%AC10%B7%D6%D6%D3%BA%F3%C4%E3%BE%CD%B5%BD%BE%AF%B2%EC%BE%D6%C1%CB%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">路人甲：“请问警察局怎么走？”路人乙：“到对面的肉店不付钱就拿走几斤肉，10分钟后你就到警察局了”</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204128&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%AE%D6%F7%C8%CB%CE%CA%D0%C2%C0%B4%B5%C4%B1%A3%C4%B7%A3%BA%A1%B0%B8%E6%CB%DF%CE%D2%A3%AC%B9%C3%C4%EF%A3%AC%C4%E3%CF%B2%BB%B6%F0%D0%F0%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%B1%A3%C4%B7%B4%F0%A3%BA%A1%B0%B1%F0%B5%A3%D0%C4%A3%AC%CC%AB%CC%AB%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%B2%C3%B4%B6%BC%B3%D4%A3%AC%B2%BB%CC%F4%CA%B3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">女主人问新来的保姆：“告诉我，姑娘，你喜欢鹦鹉吗？”保姆答：“别担心，太太，我什么都吃，不挑食”</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204129&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C6%DE%D7%D3%CE%CA%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%D3%C2%B8%D2%BA%CD%BD%F7%C9%F7%B5%C4%C7%F8%B1%F0%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%C4%D8%A3%BF%D5%C9%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%BE%D9%B8%F6%C0%FD%D7%D3%B0%C9%A3%AC%B1%C8%C8%E7%D2%BB%C8%CB%B5%BD%B7%B9%B5%EA%D3%C3%B2%CD%BA%F3%B2%BB%B8%F8%C7%AE%BE%CD%CA%C7%D3%C2%B8%D2%21%A1%B0%C4%C7%BD%F7%C9%F7%C4%D8%A1%B1+%A1%B0%B5%DA%B6%FE%CC%EC%BB%BB%C1%CB%D2%BB%BC%D2%B7%B9%B5%EA%BE%CD%CA%C7%BD%F7%C9%F7%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">妻子问丈夫：勇敢和谨慎的区别是什么呢？丈夫说：举个例子吧，比如一人到饭店用餐后不给钱就是勇敢!“那谨慎呢” “第二天换了一家饭店就是谨慎”</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204162&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B9%ED%BB%EC%D5%E2%CA%C2%C8%E7%B9%FB%B8%C9%B5%C4%BA%C3%A3%AC%BE%CD%BD%D0%C1%B5%B0%AE%A3%BB%B0%D4%D5%BC%D5%E2%CA%C2%C8%E7%B9%FB%B8%C9%B5%C4%BA%C3%A3%AC%BE%CD%BD%D0%BD%E1%BB%E9%A3%BB%D0%D4%C0%E4%B5%AD%D5%E2%CA%C2%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%B8%C9%B5%C4%BA%C3%BE%CD%BD%D0%D1%CF%CA%D8%D5%EA%B2%D9%A3%BB%D1%F4%F0%F4%D5%E2%CA%C2%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%C2%F7%B5%C4%BA%C3%BE%CD%BD%D0%D7%F8%BB%B3%B2%BB%C2%D2" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">鬼混这事如果干的好，就叫恋爱；霸占这事如果干的好，就叫结婚；性冷淡这事，如果干的好就叫严守贞操；阳痿这事，如果瞒的好就叫坐怀不乱</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=168356&amp;class=1443&amp;msg=%D4%B8%CC%F0%C3%DB%B0%E9%C4%E3%B6%C8%B9%FD%D2%BB%CC%EC%D6%D0%B5%C4%C3%BF%D2%BB%CA%B1%A3%AC%D4%B8%C6%BD%B0%B2%CD%AC%C4%E3%D7%DF%B9%FD%D2%BB%CA%B1%D6%D0%B5%C4%C3%BF%D2%BB%B7%D6%A3%AC%D4%B8%BF%EC%C0%D6%C5%E3%C4%E3%B6%C8%B9%FD%D2%BB%B7%D6%D6%D0%B5%C4%C3%BF%D2%BB%C3%EB%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">愿甜蜜伴你度过一天中的每一时，愿平安同你走过一时中的每一分，愿快乐陪你度过一分中的每一秒。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=169816&amp;class=1443&amp;msg=%D4%DA%C4%DC%BF%B4%BC%FB%C4%E3%B5%C4%B5%D8%B7%BD%A3%AC%CE%D2%D3%C3%D1%DB%BE%A6%BF%B4%D7%C5%C4%E3%A3%BB%D4%DA%BF%B4%B2%BB%B5%BD%C4%E3%B5%C4%B5%D8%B7%BD%A3%AC%CE%D2%D3%C3%D0%C4%B6%A2%D7%C5%C4%E3%A3%AC%B2%BB%D2%AA%D7%DF%B5%C3%CC%AB%D4%B6%D1%BD%A3%AC%BB%E1%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%D0%C4%C0%DB%BB%B5%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">在能看见你的地方，我用眼睛看着你；在看不到你的地方，我用心盯着你，不要走得太远呀，会把我的心累坏。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=169461&amp;class=1446&amp;msg=%CF%EB%C4%E3%C1%CB%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%CC%A7%CD%B7%BF%B4%BF%B4%CC%EC%C9%CF%B5%C4%D4%C2%C1%C1%A1%A3%D4%C2%C1%C1%BA%DC%C1%C1%A3%AC%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%C7%CA%C7%C6%DA%C5%CE%B5%C4%D1%DB%C9%F1%A3%AC%D4%C2%C1%C1%D4%DA%C9%C1%A3%AC%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%C7%CA%C7%C4%E3%CF%EB%CE%D2%B5%C4%D0%C4%D4%DA%CC%F8%B6%AF..." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">想你了，我就抬头看看天上的月亮。月亮很亮，我知道那是期盼的眼神，月亮在闪，我知道那是你想我的心在跳动...</font></a>