[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204114&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%D0%A1%D5%C5%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%C6%F8%C9%AB%B2%BB%BA%C3%A3%AC%B3%F6%C1%CB%CA%B2%C3%B4%CA%C2%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%D7%F2%CD%ED%BF%EC%CC%EC%C1%C1%B2%C5%BB%D8%BC%D2%A3%AC%D5%FD%D4%DA%CD%D1%D2%C2%CB%AF%BE%F5%CA%B1%A3%AC%CC%AB%CC%AB%D0%D1%C0%B4%C1%CB%A3%AC%CE%CA%CE%D2%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C6%F0%B5%C3%C8%E7%B4%CB%D4%E7%A1%A3%CE%D2%D6%BB%BA%C3%D3%D6%B4%A9%C9%CF%D2%C2%B7%FE%C0%B4%C9%CF%B0%E0%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">“小张，你的气色不好，出了什么事？”“我昨晚快天亮才回家，正在脱衣睡觉时，太太醒来了，问我为什么起得如此早。我只好又穿上衣服来上班。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204115&class=1440&msg=%CE%E8%BB%E1%C9%CF%CE%D2%B4%F4%D7%F8%D7%C5%A3%AC%D2%BB%D0%A1%BB%EF%CF%F2%CE%D2%D7%DF%C0%B4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%C4%D0%C4%E2%F1%E2%F1%CC%F8%C6%F0%C0%B4%A1%B0%C4%E3%D2%AA%CC%F8%CE%E8%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%CB%FB%D3%E4%BF%EC%B5%D8%CE%CA%A1%A3%A1%B0%CA%C7%B5%C4%A1%B1%CE%D2%DA%AB%DA%AB%B6%F8%D3%EF%A1%B0%BA%C3%BC%AB%C1%CB%A3%AC%A1%B1%CB%FB%CB%B5%A1%B0%CE%D2%C4%DC%D7%F9%C4%E3%B5%C4%D2%CE%D7%D3%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank">舞会上我呆坐着，一小伙向我走来，我的心怦怦跳起来“你要跳舞吗？”他愉快地问。“是的”我讷讷而语“好极了，”他说“我能座你的椅子吗？”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204116&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%CB%C2%F2%C6%B1%BD%F8%D3%B0%D4%BA%2C%B9%FD%C1%CB%BB%E1%B3%F6%C0%B4%D3%D6%C2%F2%D2%BB%D5%C5%2C%B9%FD%D2%BB%B7%D6%D6%D3%D4%D9%D7%DF%CF%F2%CA%DB%C6%B1%BF%DA%C2%F2%C6%B1%2C%CA%DB%C6%B1%D4%B1%CE%CA%CB%FB%C2%F2%C1%CB%B8%C9%C2%F0%BB%B9%D2%AA%C2%F2%2C%C4%C7%C8%CB%C9%FA%C6%F8%B5%C4%CB%B5%C3%BF%B4%CE%CE%D2%D2%BB%BD%F8%B5%E7%D3%B0%D4%BA%A3%AC%BE%CD%D3%D0%C8%CB%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%C6%B1%CB%BA%B5%F4" target="_blank">一人买票进影院,过了会出来又买一张,过一分钟再走向售票口买票,售票员问他买了干吗还要买,那人生气的说每次我一进电影院，就有人把我的票撕掉</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204117&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%3A%D4%DB%BC%D2%C4%D6%B9%ED%2C%CE%D2%C9%CF%B2%DE%CB%F9%B8%D5%B4%F2%BF%AA%C3%C5%B5%C6%BE%CD%D7%D4%BC%BA%C1%C1%C1%CB%2C%C9%CF%CD%EA%BA%F3%B9%D8%C3%C5%B5%C6%D3%D6%C3%F0%C1%CB.+%C6%DE%CE%CA%3A%C4%E3%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%BB%B9%B8%D0%B5%BD%D2%BB%D5%F3%D2%F5%B7%E7%3F%A1%B0%B6%D4%A1%B1%A1%B0%C4%E3%D5%E2%BE%C6%B9%ED%21+%D3%D6%B3%AF%B1%F9%CF%E4%C0%EF%C8%F6%C4%F2" target="_blank">丈夫:咱家闹鬼,我上厕所刚打开门灯就自己亮了,上完后关门灯又灭了. 妻问:你是不是还感到一阵阴风?“对”“你这酒鬼! 又朝冰箱里撒尿</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:26:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204118&class=1440&msg=%B1%BB%B8%E6%D2%BB%D6%B1%B0%D1%CA%D6%B7%C5%D4%DA%BF%DA%B4%FC%C0%EF%A3%AC%B7%A8%B9%D9%C8%C3%CB%FB%D2%AA%D3%D0%C0%F1%C3%B2%A3%AC%CB%FB%BB%D8%B4%F0%A3%BA%CE%D2%BC%F2%D6%B1%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%B8%C3%D4%F5%C3%B4%B0%EC%BA%C3%A3%A1%B0%D1%CA%D6%B7%C5%D4%DA%B1%F0%C8%CB%B5%C4%BF%DA%B4%FC%C0%EF%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%C7%B3%CD%B7%A3%CE%D2%A3%AC%B7%C5%D4%DA%D7%D4%BC%BA%B5%C4%BF%DA%B4%FC%A3%AC%D3%D6%CB%B5%CE%D2%C3%BB%C0%F1%C3%B2" target="_blank">被告一直把手放在口袋里，法官让他要有礼貌，他回答：我简直不知道该怎么办好！把手放在别人的口袋里，你们惩罚我，放在自己的口袋，又说我没礼貌</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:26:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204119&class=1440&msg=%B3%CB%B3%B5%C4%C3%CA%AE%D4%AA%C8%FB%BD%F8%CD%B6%B1%D2%BF%DA%BA%F3%D4%DA%B3%B5%C3%C5%CA%D5%C7%AE%A3%AC%D2%BB%B4%F3%BA%BA%BC%FB%CE%D2%C5%AD%B5%C0%A3%BA%B8%C9%C2%F0%B8%E7%C3%C7%A3%BF%B4%F3%BC%D2%C8%C2%C6%F0%C0%B4%A1%B0%3F%A3%BF%F4%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%A1%BF%EC%B8%3F%C7%AE%A1%B1%D6%BB%BC%FB%CB%FB%CC%CD%B3%F6%C7%AE%B0%FC%A3%BA%C0%CF%B4%F3%C9%ED%C9%CF%BE%CD%D5%E2%B5%E3%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%C7%C8%CB%B6%E0%CE%D2%B7%FE%C1%CB" target="_blank">乘车拿十元塞进投币口后在车门收钱，一大汉见我怒道：干吗哥们？大家嚷起来“?？羰裁矗】旄?钱”只见他掏出钱包：老大身上就这点，你们人多我服了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:26:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204120&class=1440&msg=%CB%AF%D3%DA%CE%C3%D5%CA%D6%D0%A1%A3%D2%BB%CE%C3%C9%EC%D7%EC%B4%A9%B9%FD%CE%C3%D5%CA%D2%AA%B6%A3%CE%D2%A3%AC%CE%D2%D7%A5%D7%A1%CE%C3%D7%D3%D7%EC%B4%F2%C1%CB%D2%BB%B8%F6%BD%E1%A1%A3%CE%C3%D7%D3%D2%BB%CD%ED%C6%CB%B4%F2%D7%C5%B3%E1%B0%F2%CC%D3%B2%BB%D7%DF%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%BB%CD%ED%E3%AB%D2%E2%D3%DA%B4%CB%B7%E7%D6%AE%C1%B9%A8D%A8D%B2%BB%C1%CF%B5%DA%B6%FE%C8%D5%BE%B9%CD%B7%CD%B4%B7%A2%C9%D5%A3%A1" target="_blank">睡于蚊帐中。一蚊伸嘴穿过蚊帐要叮我，我抓住蚊子嘴打了一个结。蚊子一晚扑打着翅膀逃不走，我一晚惬意于此风之凉――不料第二日竟头痛发烧！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:27:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204121&class=1440&msg=%BC%D7%A3%BA%D7%F2%D2%B9%BA%CD%C5%F3%D3%D1%BA%C8%BE%C6%A3%AC%D0%A1%CD%B5%B9%E2%B9%CB%CE%D2%BC%D2%A1%A3%D2%D2%A3%BA%CD%B5%C8%A5%CA%B2%C3%B4%C3%BB%A3%BF%BC%D7%A3%BA%CC%AB%CC%AB%D2%D4%CE%AA%CE%D2%BE%C6%D7%ED%D2%B9%B9%E9%A3%AC%B2%BB%B7%D6%C7%E5%BA%EC%D4%ED%B0%D7%D7%E1%CB%FB%D2%BB%B6%D9%A3%AC%D0%A1%CD%B5%BA%B0%BE%C8%C3%FC%A3%AC%BE%AF%B2%EC%C0%B4%D7%A5%D7%A1%C1%CB%CB%FB%A1%A3" target="_blank">甲：昨夜和朋友喝酒，小偷光顾我家。乙：偷去什么没？甲：太太以为我酒醉夜归，不分清红皂白揍他一顿，小偷喊救命，警察来抓住了他。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:27:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204122&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%D7%D3%BC%FB%C0%CF%B9%AB%B0%D1%B3%B5%BF%AA%B5%C3%B7%C9%BF%EC%A3%AC%CE%CA%B5%C0%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%BF%AA%D5%E2%C3%B4%BF%EC%A3%BF%A1%B0%CE%D2%B7%A2%BE%F5%C9%B2%B3%B5%BB%B5%C1%CB%A3%AC%D4%DB%C3%C7%B5%C3%BE%A1%BF%EC%B8%CF%BB%D8%C8%A5%A3%AC%C3%E2%B5%C3%D4%DA%CD%E2%C3%E6%B7%A2%C9%FA%CA%B2%C3%B4%CA%C2%A1%B1" target="_blank">妻子见老公把车开得飞快，问道：亲爱的，为什么开这么快？“我发觉刹车坏了，咱们得尽快赶回去，免得在外面发生什么事”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:27:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204123&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%CE%BB%C0%CF%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%CA%B6%D7%D6%A3%AC%B5%AB%CF%B2%BB%B6%CC%FD%CA%D5%D2%F4%BB%FA%A3%AC%C6%F8%CF%F3%D4%A4%B1%A8%C3%BF%CC%EC%B1%D8%CC%FD%A1%A3%D2%BB%CC%EC%B3%D4%B7%B9%CA%B1%CE%CA%BC%D2%C8%CB%A3%BA%C4%E3%C3%C7%D6%AA%B5%C0%BE%D6%B2%BF%B5%D8%C7%F8%D4%DA%C4%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%C4%C7%B2%EE%B2%BB%B6%E0%CC%EC%CC%EC%D3%D0%D3%EA%A1%A3" target="_blank">一位老太太不识字，但喜欢听收音机，气象预报每天必听。一天吃饭时问家人：你们知道局部地区在哪吗？那差不多天天有雨。</a>

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