[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204104&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%C1%CA%A6%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%C3%C7%C3%BF%CC%EC%B6%BC%D7%F6%B5%BB%B8%E6%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%CA%BF%B1%F8%A3%BA%A1%B0%CA%C7%B5%C4%A1%A3%A1%B1%C4%C1%CA%A6%A3%BA%A1%B0%CA%B2%C3%B4%CA%B1%BA%F2%A3%AC%C3%BF%B6%D9%B7%B9%C7%B0%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%CA%BF%B1%F8%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%C7%D2%AA%BF%B4%B3%F6%C0%B4%B5%C4%B7%B9%B2%CB%D6%CA%C1%BF%C8%E7%BA%CE%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">牧师：“你们每天都做祷告吗？”士兵：“是的。”牧师：“什么时候，每顿饭前吗？”士兵：“那要看出来的饭菜质量如何了。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204105&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%BA%F6%C8%BB%D0%C4%D1%AA%C0%B4%B3%B1%A3%AC%BD%A8%D2%E9%CB%B5%A3%BA%BD%F1%CD%ED%CE%D2%C3%C7%B3%F6%C8%A5%C7%E1%CB%C9%D2%BB%CF%C2%D4%F5%C3%B4%D1%F9%A3%BF%A1%B1+%C6%DE%D7%D3%BB%D8%B4%F0%CB%B5%A1%B0%BA%C3%D1%BD%A1%A3%A1%B0%B2%BB%B9%FD%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%C4%E3%CF%C8%BB%D8%C0%B4%B5%C4%BB%B0%A3%AC%C7%EB%B1%F0%B9%D8%B9%FD%B5%C0%C0%EF%B5%C4%B5%C6%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">丈夫忽然心血来潮，建议说：今晚我们出去轻松一下怎么样？” 妻子回答说“好呀。“不过，如果你先回来的话，请别关过道里的灯。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204106&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%CE%BB%C6%EF%B1%F8%B5%C4%C6%DE%D7%D3%B6%D4%D5%C9%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%CB%AF%BE%F5%CA%B1%BD%B2%C3%CE%BB%B0%A3%AC%D3%D0%B8%F6%CA%B2%C3%B4%BD%D0%A1%AE%D5%E4%C4%DD%A1%AF%B5%C4%A3%AC%CB%FD%CA%C7%CB%AD%A3%BF%D5%C9%B7%F2%BB%D8%B4%F0%3A%C4%C7%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%C2%ED%A1%A3%A1%B0%B0%A1%A3%AC%CE%D2%C1%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%C2%ED%B6%BC%B2%BB%C8%E7%A3%A1%A1%B1%C6%DE%D7%D3%C9%CB%D0%C4%B5%D8%CB%B5%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一位骑兵的妻子对丈夫说：你睡觉时讲梦话，有个什么叫‘珍妮’的，她是谁？丈夫回答:那是我的马。“啊，我连你的马都不如！”妻子伤心地说。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204106&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%CE%BB%C6%EF%B1%F8%B5%C4%C6%DE%D7%D3%B6%D4%D5%C9%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%CB%AF%BE%F5%CA%B1%BD%B2%C3%CE%BB%B0%A3%AC%D3%D0%B8%F6%CA%B2%C3%B4%BD%D0%A1%AE%D5%E4%C4%DD%A1%AF%B5%C4%A3%AC%CB%FD%CA%C7%CB%AD%A3%BF%D5%C9%B7%F2%BB%D8%B4%F0%3A%C4%C7%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%C2%ED%A1%A3%A1%B0%B0%A1%A3%AC%CE%D2%C1%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%C2%ED%B6%BC%B2%BB%C8%E7%A3%A1%A1%B1%C6%DE%D7%D3%C9%CB%D0%C4%B5%D8%CB%B5%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一位骑兵的妻子对丈夫说：你睡觉时讲梦话，有个什么叫‘珍妮’的，她是谁？丈夫回答:那是我的马。“啊，我连你的马都不如！”妻子伤心地说。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204107&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BC%D7%A3%BA%C4%E3%D6%AA%B5%C0%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%BD%FC%C0%B4%C4%D0%C8%CB%C3%C7%B6%BC%CF%B2%BB%B6%C1%F4%CF%F1%C5%AE%C8%CB%D2%BB%D1%F9%B3%A4%B5%C4%CD%B7%B7%A2%A3%BF%D2%D2%A3%BA%D2%F2%CE%AA%BC%D9%C8%E7%CB%FB%B5%C4%C7%E9%C8%CB%BB%F2%C6%DE%D7%D3%D4%DA%CB%FB%B5%C4%D2%C2%B7%FE%C9%CF%B7%A2%CF%D6%C1%CB%B3%A4%B7%A2%A3%AC%CB%FB%BB%E1%D0%A6%D7%C5%CB%B5%A1%AE%D5%E2%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%CD%B7%B7%A2%A1%AF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">甲：你知道为什么近来男人们都喜欢留像女人一样长的头发？乙：因为假如他的情人或妻子在他的衣服上发现了长发，他会笑着说‘这是我的头发’</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204108&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BC%D7%A3%BA%CE%D2%C2%F4%B5%C4%CA%C7%D5%E6%D2%A9%A3%AC%BD%F8%C1%CB%BC%E0%D3%FC%A3%AC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%D2%D1%A3%BA%B9%FD%C6%DA%B5%C4%D2%A9%A1%A3%BC%D7%A3%BA%B2%BB%B6%D4%A1%A3%D2%D1%A3%BA%C5%A9%D2%A9%A1%A3%BC%D7%A3%BA%B2%BB%B6%D4%A1%A3%D2%D1%A3%BA%BC%D9%D2%A9%A1%A3%BC%D7%A3%BA%B1%BF%B5%B0%A3%A1%CA%C7%D5%A8%D2%A9%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">甲：我卖的是真药，进了监狱，为什么？已：过期的药。甲：不对。已：农药。甲：不对。已：假药。甲：笨蛋！是炸药！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204110&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B8%D5%C9%FA%B2%FA%B5%C4%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%AC%B6%D4%D5%C9%B7%F2%B1%ED%CA%BE%C7%B8%D2%E2%A3%BA%C4%E3%CF%EB%D2%AA%B8%F6%C4%D0%BA%A2%A3%AC%C6%AB%C6%AB%CE%D2%C9%FA%C1%CB%B8%F6%C5%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%D5%E6%B6%D4%B2%BB%C6%F0%A3%A1%D5%C9%B7%F2%CE%C7%C1%CB%D2%BB%CF%C2%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%AC%B0%B2%CE%BF%CB%B5%A3%BA%C3%BB%B9%D8%CF%B5%A3%AC%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A1%A3%D5%E2%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%B5%DA%B6%FE%D6%BE%D4%B8%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">刚生产的妻子，对丈夫表示歉意：你想要个男孩，偏偏我生了个女的，真对不起！丈夫吻了一下妻子，安慰说：没关系，亲爱的。这是我的第二志愿。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204111&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D3%C3%BB%A7%3A%B2%BB%BA%C3%C0%B2%2C%B5%E7%C4%D4%B3%F6%C3%AB%B2%A1%C1%CB%21%BF%CD%B7%FE%3A%CA%B2%C3%B4%D6%A2%D7%B4%3F%D3%C3%BB%A7%3A%CE%D2%B2%A6%BA%C5%C9%CF%CD%F8.%CA%E4%C8%EB%D3%C3%BB%A7%C3%FB%CA%B1%C3%BB%D3%D0%CE%CA%CC%E2%BF%C9%C3%DC%C2%EB%CE%D2%C3%F7%C3%F7%CA%E4%C8%EB%CA%C7%CA%FD%D7%D6%A3%AC%BF%C9%CF%D4%CA%BE%B3%F6%C0%B4%B5%C4%CA%C7%D0%C7%D0%C7." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">用户:不好啦,电脑出毛病了!客服:什么症状?用户:我拨号上网.输入用户名时没有问题可密码我明明输入是数字，可显示出来的是星星.</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204112&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C7%E0%C4%EA%B0%D1%D0%C5%D6%D0%A1%B0%B9%C3%C4%EF%A1%B1%D0%B4%B3%C9%A1%B0%B9%C3%C2%E8%A1%B1%B9%C3%C4%EF%C9%FA%C6%F8%BB%D8%D0%C5%3A%B9%D6%C4%E3%D1%DB%BE%A6%CF%B9%2C%B9%C3%C4%EF%BA%B0%B9%C3%C2%E8%A3%A1%C7%E0%C4%EA%B2%BB%B7%FE%A3%AC%BB%D8%BE%B4%D4%BB%A3%BA%C2%E8%BE%CD%CA%C7%C4%EF%2C%C4%EF%BE%CD%CA%C7%C2%E8%2C%B9%C3%C4%EF%C3%BB%B4%ED%2C%B9%C3%C2%E8%D4%F5%B2%EE%A3%BF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">青年把信中“姑娘”写成“姑妈”姑娘生气回信:怪你眼睛瞎,姑娘喊姑妈！青年不服，回敬曰：妈就是娘,娘就是妈,姑娘没错,姑妈怎差？</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204113&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%AE%BA%A2%CD%E2%B3%F6%A3%AC%D7%DC%D2%AA%CB%FD%C4%B8%C7%D7%BC%DD%B3%B5%CB%CD%CB%FD%A3%AC%C4%B8%C7%D7%BD%CC%D1%B5%C5%AE%B6%F9%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%CB%B5%D4%DB%C3%C7%B5%C4%C1%BD%CC%F5%CD%C8%CA%C7%D3%C3%C0%B4%B8%C9%CA%B2%C3%B4%B5%C4%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%D2%BB%CC%F5%D3%C3%C0%B4%C9%B2%B3%B5%A3%AC%A1%B1%C5%AE%B6%F9%BB%D8%B4%F0%A3%AC%A1%B0%C1%ED%D2%BB%CC%F5%D3%C3%C0%B4%B2%C8%D3%CD%C3%C5%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">女孩外出，总要她母亲驾车送她，母亲教训女儿说：“你说咱们的两条腿是用来干什么的？”“一条用来刹车，”女儿回答，“另一条用来踩油门。”</font></a>