[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204094&class=1440&msg=%C2%E8%C2%E8%3A%B4%A9%C8%B9%D7%D3%B2%BB%C4%DC%B5%B4%C7%EF%C7%A7%A3%AC%C4%DA%BF%E3%BB%E1%B1%BB%BF%B4%B5%BD.%D0%A1%C3%C0%3A%BD%F1%CC%EC%B1%C8%C8%FC%B5%B4%C7%EF%C7%A7%CE%D2%D3%AE%C1%CB%21%C2%E8%C2%E8%3A%B2%BB%CA%C7%B8%E6%CB%DF%C4%E3%B4%A9%C8%B9%D7%D3%B2%BB%D2%AA%B5%B4%C7%EF%C7%A7%21%D0%A1%C3%C0%3A%CE%D2%BA%C3%B4%CF%C3%F7%2C%CE%D2%B0%D1%C0%EF%C3%E6%B5%C4%C4%DA%BF%E3%CD%D1%B5%F4%C1%CB" target="_blank">妈妈:穿裙子不能荡秋千，内裤会被看到.小美:今天比赛荡秋千我赢了!妈妈:不是告诉你穿裙子不要荡秋千!小美:我好聪明,我把里面的内裤脱掉了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204095&class=1440&msg=%C5%AE%B6%F9%B6%D4%B6%C7%C6%EA%BA%DC%BA%C3%C6%E6%CE%CA%B0%D6%B0%D6%2C%B0%D6%B0%D6%B4%F0%3A%D3%A4%B6%F9%C0%EB%BF%AA%C4%B8%CC%E5%D6%AE%BA%F3%A3%AC%D2%BD%C9%FA%B0%D1%C6%EA%B4%F8%BC%F5%B6%CF%A3%AC%B2%A2%B4%F2%C1%CB%D2%BB%B8%F6%BD%E1%A3%AC%BA%F3%C0%B4%BE%CD%B3%C9%C1%CB%B6%C7%C6%EA.%C5%AE%B6%F9%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%C7%D2%BD%C9%FA%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B2%BB%B4%F2%B8%F6%BA%FB%B5%FB%BD%E1%A3%BF" target="_blank">女儿对肚脐很好奇问爸爸,爸爸答:婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，后来就成了肚脐.女儿说：那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204096&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C3%F7%B8%FA%B0%D6%B0%D6%B3%F6%C8%A5%A3%AC%B3%D4%B7%B9%CA%B1%B0%D6%B0%D6%C1%EC%CB%FB%B5%BD%D2%BB%B7%B9%B9%DD%A3%AC%D0%A1%C3%F7%B2%BB%BD%F8%C8%A5%A3%AC%B0%D6%B0%D6%CE%CA%CB%FB%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%AC%D0%A1%C3%F7%D6%B8%B7%B9%B9%DD%C7%B0%B5%C4%C5%C6%D7%D3%CB%B5%3A%CE%D2%B2%BB%D2%AA%B3%D4%D0%A1%B1%E3%B3%B4%B7%B9--%C4%C7%C5%C6%D7%D3%C9%CF%D0%B4%D7%C5%A3%BA%D0%A1+%B1%E3+%B3%B4+%B7%B9" target="_blank">小明跟爸爸出去，吃饭时爸爸领他到一饭馆，小明不进去，爸爸问他为什么，小明指饭馆前的牌子说:我不要吃小便炒饭--那牌子上写着：小便炒饭</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204097&class=1440&msg=%B8%B8%C7%D7%3A%BD%F1%CC%EC%B2%BB%D2%AA%C9%CF%D1%A7%C1%CB%A3%AC%C4%E3%B8%F8%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%D7%F2%CD%ED%C4%E3%C2%E8%C2%E8%B8%F8%C4%E3%C9%FA%C1%CB%C1%BD%B8%F6%D0%A1%B5%DC%B5%DC%BE%CD%D0%D0%C1%CB.%B6%F9%A3%BA%B0%D6%B0%D6%A3%AC%CE%D2%D6%BB%CB%B5%C9%FA%C1%CB%D2%BB%B8%F6%A3%AC%C1%ED%D2%BB%B8%F6%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%EB%C1%F4%D7%C5%CF%C2%D0%C7%C6%DA%B2%BB%CF%EB%C9%CF%D1%A7%CA%B1%D4%D9%CB%B5%A1%A3" target="_blank">父亲:今天不要上学了，你给老师说昨晚你妈妈给你生了两个小弟弟就行了.儿：爸爸，我只说生了一个，另一个，我想留着下星期不想上学时再说。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204098&class=1440&msg=%B0%CD%BF%CB%D7%F8%D4%DA%B9%AB%D4%B0%B3%A4%D2%CE%C9%CF%D0%DD%CF%A2%2C%D3%D0%B8%F6%D0%A1%BA%A2%D5%BE%D4%DA%C5%D4%B1%DF%B2%BB%D7%DF%2C%B0%CD%BF%CB%BA%DC%C6%E6%B9%D6%CE%CA%3A%D0%A1%CC%EC%CA%B9%2C%C4%E3%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C0%CF%D5%BE%D4%DA%D5%E2%C0%EF%3F%D0%A1%BA%A2%CB%B5%3A%B3%A4%D2%CE%B8%D5%CB%A2%B9%FD%C6%E1%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%EB%BF%B4%BF%B4%C4%E3%D5%BE%C6%F0%C0%B4%BA%F3%CA%B2%C3%B4%D1%F9" target="_blank">巴克坐在公园长椅上休息,有个小孩站在旁边不走,巴克很奇怪问:小天使,你为什么老站在这里?小孩说:长椅刚刷过漆，我想看看你站起来后什么样</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204099&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%CD%AC%D1%A7%C9%CF%B2%DE%CB%F9%C4%C3%B1%F0%C8%CB%CA%D6%D6%BD%D3%C3%2C%D7%D4%BC%BA%B4%D3%C0%B4%B2%BB%C2%F2.%D2%BB%B4%CE%CB%FB%C4%C3%D6%BD%B1%BB%C8%CB%BF%B4%B5%BD%2C%C6%F8%B7%DF%CB%B5%3A%D4%F5%C3%B4%C0%CF%D3%C3%B1%F0%C8%CB%CA%D6%D6%BD%3F%CB%FB%CB%B5%3A%D5%E2%C3%B4%D0%A1%C6%F8%B8%C9%C2%F0%3F%B2%BB%BE%CD%CA%C7%D2%BB%B5%E3%CA%D6%D6%BD%C2%F0%3F%CE%D2%D3%C3%CD%EA%BB%B9%C4%E3%BE%CD%CA%C7%21" target="_blank">一同学上厕所拿别人手纸用,自己从来不买.一次他拿纸被人看到,气愤说:怎么老用别人手纸?他说:这么小气干吗?不就是一点手纸吗?我用完还你就是!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204100&class=1440&msg=%C2%E8%C2%E8%3A%C4%E3%CF%EB%B3%D4%D2%BB%BF%E9%CC%F0%B1%FD%C2%F0%A3%BF%B6%F9%D7%D3%C3%BB%B7%B4%D3%A6%2C%C2%E8%C2%E8%D3%D6%CE%CA%3A%B1%A6%B1%B4%C4%E3%CF%EB%B3%D4%D2%BB%BF%E9%CC%F0%B1%FD%C2%F0%3F%B6%F9%D7%D3%CB%B5%3A%CF%EB%B3%D4%2C%C2%E8%C2%E8%A1%A3%C2%E8%C2%E8%CB%B5%3A%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B7%C7%D2%AA%CE%D2%CE%CA%C4%E3%C1%BD%B1%E9%C4%D8%B6%F9%3A%D2%F2%CE%AA%CE%D2%CF%EB%B3%D4%C1%BD%BF%E9" target="_blank">妈妈:你想吃一块甜饼吗？儿子没反应,妈妈又问:宝贝你想吃一块甜饼吗?儿子说:想吃,妈妈。妈妈说:为什么非要我问你两遍呢儿:因为我想吃两块</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:21:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204101&class=1440&msg=%B3%F6%C8%A5%D3%CE%CD%E6%2C%B5%BD%C4%BF%B5%C4%B5%D8%C7%B0%C8%C3%B5%B1%B5%D8%CD%AC%D1%A7%B0%EF%B6%A9%C2%C3%B9%DD.%B5%BD%BA%F3%2C%CE%D2%C3%C7%B4%F2%B5%E7%BB%B0%CE%CA%CB%FB%CA%C7%C4%C4%BC%D2%C2%C3%B9%DD%2C%CB%FB%CB%B5%3A%B0%D7%CF%C2%B1%F6%B9%DD.%CE%D2%C3%C7%D3%D6%CE%CA%3A%C4%C4%B8%F6bai%3F%CB%FB%CB%B5%3A%BE%CD%CA%C7%B3%E0%B3%C8%BB%C6%C2%CC%C7%E0%C0%B6%D7%CF%B5%C4%B0%D7" target="_blank">出去游玩,到目的地前让当地同学帮订旅馆.到后,我们打电话问他是哪家旅馆,他说:白下宾馆.我们又问:哪个bai?他说:就是赤橙黄绿青蓝紫的白</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:22:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204102&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C3%AB%C9%CF%D3%D7%B6%F9%D4%B0%A3%AC%D2%BB%CC%EC%C0%CF%CA%A6%CE%CA%A3%BA%CB%AD%D6%AA%B5%C0%CA%C0%BD%E7%C9%CF%D3%D0%B6%E0%C9%D9%B8%F6%B9%FA%BC%D2%B0%A1%A3%BF%D0%A1%C3%AB%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%A1%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%C7%C4%E3%CB%B5%CB%B5%B6%BC%D3%D0%C4%C4%D0%A9%B9%FA%BC%D2%A1%A3%D0%A1%C3%AB%CB%B5%A3%BA%D3%D0%C1%BD%B8%F6%B9%FA%BC%D2%A3%AC%D6%D0%B9%FA%BA%CD%CD%E2%B9%FA%A3%A1" target="_blank">小毛上幼儿园，一天老师问：谁知道世界上有多少个国家啊？小毛说：我知道！老师说：那你说说都有哪些国家。小毛说：有两个国家，中国和外国！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:22:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204103&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C3%F7%B2%CE%BC%D3%C4%CC%C4%CC%B5%C4%CA%D9%D1%E7%2C%B3%D4%CA%D9%B0%FC%CA%B1%D0%A1%C3%F7%CE%CA%3A%CE%D2%C3%C7%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D2%AA%B3%D4%D5%E2%D6%D6%CF%F1%C6%A8%B9%C9%B5%C4%CA%D9%B0%FC%3F%D6%DA%C8%CB%CC%FD%C1%CB%C1%B3%C9%AB%B4%F3%B1%E4.%BD%D3%D7%C5%D0%A1%C3%F7%EA%FE%BF%AA%CA%D9%B0%FC%2C%BC%FB%B6%B9%C9%B3%D3%D6%CB%B5%3A%BF%EC%BF%B4%21%C0%EF%C3%E6%BB%B9%D3%D0%B4%F3%B1%E3" target="_blank">小明参加奶奶的寿宴,吃寿包时小明问:我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包?众人听了脸色大变.接着小明掰开寿包,见豆沙又说:快看!里面还有大便</a>

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