[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204084&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%B8%F6%C6%DE%D7%D3%C0%B4%D5%D2%D2%BD%C9%FA%CB%B5%CB%FD%D5%C9%B7%F2%B0%AE%CB%B5%C3%CE%BB%B0%A1%A3%A1%B0%CE%D2%B8%F8%C4%FA%BF%AA%D2%BB%B7%BD%D2%A9%A3%AC%CA%B9%CB%FB%B2%BB%D4%D9%CB%B5%C3%CE%BB%B0%A1%B1+%A1%B0%B0%A1%A3%AC%B2%BB%A3%AC%B4%F3%B7%F2%A1%A3%A1%B1%C6%DE%D7%D3%B7%B4%B6%D4%B5%D8%CB%B5%A1%B0%C4%FA%B8%F8%CE%D2%BF%AA%D5%E2%D1%F9%D2%BB%D6%D6%D2%A9%CA%B9%CB%FB%CB%B5%B5%C3%B8%FC%C7%E5%B3%FE%D0%A9%A1%B1" target="_blank">一个妻子来找医生说她丈夫爱说梦话。“我给您开一方药，使他不再说梦话” “啊，不，大夫。”妻子反对地说“您给我开这样一种药使他说得更清楚些”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204085&class=1440&msg=%C4%B3%C8%D5A%BF%B4%D6%F8%C5%AE%D3%D1%B5%C4%D5%D5%C6%AC%D4%DE%CC%BE%B2%BB%D2%D1%B5%C0%A3%BA%D5%E6%CF%F1%CF%C9%C5%AE%CF%C2%B7%B2....%C6%E4%D3%D1%C8%CC%B2%BB%D7%A1%D3%FB%BD%E8%D5%D5%C6%AC%BF%B4%BF%B4%CF%C2%B7%B2%CF%C9%D7%D3%3B%BD%E1%B9%FB%BF%B4%CD%EA%D6%BB%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%CE%CA%CC%E2%3A%CF%C9%C5%AE%CF%C2%B7%B2%CA%B1....%CA%C7%C1%B3%CF%C8%D6%F8%B5%D8%C2%F0%3F" target="_blank">某日A看著女友的照片赞叹不已道：真像仙女下凡....其友忍不住欲借照片看看下凡仙子;结果看完只有一个问题:仙女下凡时....是脸先著地吗?</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204086&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%D7%D3%CB%B5%B5%C0%A3%BA%A1%B0%CE%D2%C7%F3%C7%F3%C4%E3%A3%A1%BE%CD%CB%E3%CA%C7%CE%AA%C1%CB%CE%D2%A3%AC%C4%E3%C7%A7%CD%F2%B1%F0%D4%D9%BA%C8%BE%C6%C1%CB%A3%AC%BF%C9%D2%D4%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%D5%C9%B7%F2%BB%D8%B4%F0%A3%BA%A1%B0%BA%FA%C4%D6%A3%A1%D5%E2%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%BB%B0%A3%AC%CE%D2%D3%D6%B2%BB%CA%C7%CE%AA%C1%CB%C4%E3%B2%C5%D2%AA%C8%A5%BA%C8%BE%C6%B5%C4%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">妻子说道：“我求求你！就算是为了我，你千万别再喝酒了，可以吗？”丈夫回答：“胡闹！这是什么话，我又不是为了你才要去喝酒的。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204087&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%CE%D2%D0%C1%BF%E0%D7%AC%C7%AE%A3%AC%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%C7%E1%D2%D7%B8%F8%D3%C3%B5%F4%C1%CB%C4%D8%A3%BF%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%BA%CE%D2%D4%DA%D3%C3%C7%AE%CA%B1%D0%C4%C7%E9%BA%DC%BD%F4%D5%C5%A1%A3%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%CA%C7%C2%F0%A3%BF%C4%C7%CE%D2%B5%B9%CA%C7%B4%ED%B9%D6%C4%E3%C1%CB%A3%AC%BF%C9%C4%E3%B5%BD%B5%D7%C4%C3%C8%A5%D7%F6%C9%B6%C1%CB%C4%D8%A3%BF%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%BA%B4%F2%C2%E9%BD%AB" target="_blank">丈夫：我辛苦赚钱，你怎么轻易给用掉了呢？妻子：我在用钱时心情很紧张。丈夫：是吗？那我倒是错怪你了，可你到底拿去做啥了呢？妻子：打麻将</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204088&class=1440&msg=%B7%F2%C6%DE%D3%D0%D2%BB%BA%A2%D7%D3%D1%A7%D3%EF%C0%CF%C6%C5%BD%CC%B5%BC%BA%A2%D7%D3%BD%D0%22%B0%D6%B0%D6%22%B6%F8%B7%C7%22%C2%E8%C2%E8%22%C0%CF%B9%AB%B4%F3%CA%DC%B8%D0%B6%AF%A1%A3%C9%EE%D2%B9%BA%A2%D7%D3%BF%DE%C4%D6%B2%BB%D0%DD%D2%BB%D6%B1%BD%D0%B0%D6%B0%D6%C0%CF%C6%C5%BE%CD%CD%C6%C1%CB%CD%C6%C0%CF%B9%AB%CB%B5%C4%E3%B6%F9%D7%D3%D2%BB%D6%B1%D4%DA%BD%D0%C4%E3%C4%E3%B8%CF%BF%EC%C8%A5%C0%B2" target="_blank">夫妻有一孩子学语老婆教导孩子叫"爸爸"而非"妈妈"老公大受感动。深夜孩子哭闹不休一直叫爸爸老婆就推了推老公说你儿子一直在叫你你赶快去啦</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204089&class=1440&msg=%C1%D6%BD%E3%BC%FB%B5%BD%C4%D0%C5%F3%D3%D1%D3%EB%D2%BB%C5%AE%D7%D3%D2%BB%C6%F0%C9%F5%CA%C7%C7%D7%C3%DC%A1%A3%B4%CE%C8%D5%BC%FB%C4%D0%D3%D1%B1%E3%D6%CA%CE%CA%A3%BA%CF%EB%B2%BB%B5%BD%C4%E3%BE%B9%C8%BB%CA%C7%D2%BB%B8%F6%CF%B2%D0%C2%D1%E1%BE%C9%B5%C4%BC%D2%BB%EF%A3%A1%C4%D0%D3%D1%BC%B1%C3%A6%B1%E7%BD%E2%B5%C0%A3%BA%C4%E3%CE%F3%BB%E1%C0%B2%A3%A1%C4%E3%B2%C5%CA%C7%D0%C2%B5%C4%A3%AC%CB%FD%CA%C7%BE%C9%B5%C4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">林姐见到男朋友与一女子一起甚是亲密。次日见男友便质问：想不到你竟然是一个喜新厌旧的家伙！男友急忙辩解道：你误会啦！你才是新的，她是旧的！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204090&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C3%C3%B4%F2%CB%E9%C2%E8%C2%E8%BB%A8%C6%BF%A3%AC%C4%C3%C1%CB%C8%FD%B8%F6%D5%ED%CD%B7%C9%CF%B4%B2%B1%E3%CB%AF%A1%A3%C2%E8%C2%E8%BC%FB%CB%E9%C6%AC%B8%D5%D2%AA%B7%A2%BB%F0%A3%AC%BC%FB%D0%A1%C3%C3%D5%ED%D7%C5%BA%F1%BA%F1%B5%C4%D5%ED%CD%B7%CE%CA%A3%BA%D4%F5%C3%B4%D5%E2%D1%F9%CB%AF%A3%BF%A1%B0%CE%D2%BB%A8%C6%BF%CB%E9%C1%CB%C5%C2%B0%A4%CB%B5%A3%AC%B2%BB%CA%C7%D3%D0%B3%C9%D3%EF%A1%B0%B8%DF%D5%ED%CE%DE%D3%C7%A1%B1" target="_blank">小妹打碎妈妈花瓶，拿了三个枕头上床便睡。妈妈见碎片刚要发火，见小妹枕着厚厚的枕头问：怎么这样睡？“我花瓶碎了怕挨说，不是有成语“高枕无忧”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204091&class=1440&msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%B5%E3%C3%FB%A3%BA%B6%BC%B5%BD%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D0%A1%B1%CB%B5%C3%D4%DA%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%CB%AD%B6%BC%C3%BB%BB%D8%B4%F0%A1%A3%A1%B0%D0%A1%B1%CB%B5%C3%A3%A1%A1%B1%C0%CF%CA%A6%BC%CC%D0%F8%B5%E3%C3%FB%A1%A3%D5%E2%CA%B1%A3%AC%BB%F9%C3%D7%D5%BE%C6%F0%C0%B4%A3%BA%D0%EA%A3%A1%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%AC%D0%A1%B1%CB%B5%C3%D4%DA%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%CB%FB%CB%AF%C7%B0%B6%D4%B4%F3%BC%D2%CB%B5%B2%BB%D0%ED%BD%D0%D0%D1%CB%FB" target="_blank">老师点名：都到了吗？小彼得在吗？”谁都没回答。“小彼得！”老师继续点名。这时，基米站起来：嘘！老师，小彼得在睡觉，他睡前对大家说不许叫醒他</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204092&class=1440&msg=%B0%D6%B0%D6%B8%F8%C5%AE%B6%F9%BD%B2%D0%A1%CA%B1%BA%F2%BE%AD%B3%A3%B0%A4%B6%F6%B5%C4%CA%C2%A3%AC%CC%FD%CD%EA%BA%F3%A3%AC%C5%AE%B6%F9%C1%BD%D1%DB%BA%AC%C0%E1%A3%AC%CA%AE%B7%D6%CD%AC%C7%E9%B5%D8%CE%CA%A3%BA%A1%B0%C5%B6%A3%AC%B0%D6%B0%D6%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%C7%D2%F2%CE%AA%C3%BB%B7%B9%B3%D4%B2%C5%C0%B4%CE%D2%C3%C7%BC%D2%B5%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank">爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事，听完后，女儿两眼含泪，十分同情地问：“哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204093&class=1440&msg=%CD%AF%CD%AF%CE%CA%C2%E8%C2%E8%A3%BA%A1%B0%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B3%C6%BD%AF%CF%C8%C9%FA%CE%AA%A1%AE%CF%C8%C8%CB%A1%AF%A3%BF%A1%B1%C2%E8%C2%E8%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%D2%F2%CE%AA%A1%AE%CF%C8%C8%CB%A1%AF%CA%C7%B6%D4%CB%C0%C8%A5%B5%C4%C8%CB%B5%C4%B3%C6%BA%F4%A1%A3%A1%B1%CD%AF%CD%AF%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%C7%B6%D4%C8%A5%CA%C0%B5%C4%C4%CC%C4%CC%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%D2%AA%BD%D0%A1%AE%CF%CA%C4%CC%A1%AF" target="_blank">童童问妈妈：“为什么称蒋先生为‘先人’？”妈妈说：“因为‘先人’是对死去的人的称呼。”童童说：“那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫‘鲜奶’</a>

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