[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:15:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204077&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C5%AE%B6%F9%D4%DA%C0%CA%B6%C1%D2%BB%B1%BE%CA%E9%A3%AC%C2%E8%C2%E8%CE%CA%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%C4%E3%D4%DA%B6%C1%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%A1%B0%CE%D2%C4%C4%C0%EF%D6%AA%B5%C0%A1%B1%A1%B0%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%BB%E1%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%D8%A3%BF%C4%E3%B2%BB%CA%C7%D4%DA%B8%DF%C9%F9%C0%CA%B6%C1%C3%B4%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%B6%D4%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%B8%DF%C9%F9%C0%CA%B6%C1%A3%AC%BF%C9%CE%D2%C3%BB%CC%FD%D1%BD%A1%B1" target="_blank">小女儿在朗读一本书，妈妈问：亲爱的，你在读什么？“我哪里知道”“你怎么会不知道呢？你不是在高声朗读么？”“对，我是高声朗读，可我没听呀”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:15:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204078&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C9%CC%C8%CB%B0%AE%C9%CF%D2%BB%C5%AE%A3%AC%B9%CD%CB%BD%BC%D2%D5%EC%CC%BD%B2%E9%CB%FD%A1%A3%D5%EC%CC%BD%B1%A8%B8%E6%A3%BA%C5%AE%CA%BF%C9%F9%D3%FE%BC%AB%B0%F4%A1%A3%D3%D0%D0%ED%B6%E0%D3%D0%B5%D8%CE%BB%B5%C4%C5%F3%D3%D1%A3%AC%B5%AB%D7%EE%BD%FC%D3%EB%D2%BB%CE%BB%C8%CB%B8%F1%D3%D0%CE%CA%CC%E2%B5%C4%C9%CC%C8%CB%B9%FD%B4%D3%C9%F5%C3%DC%A3%AC%CA%C7%CB%FD%CE%A8%D2%BB%D4%E2%C8%CB%D2%E9%C2%DB%D6%AE%B4%A6" target="_blank">一商人爱上一女，雇私家侦探查她。侦探报告：女士声誉极棒。有许多有地位的朋友，但最近与一位人格有问题的商人过从甚密，是她唯一遭人议论之处</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:15:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204079&class=1440&msg=%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%BA%A1%B0%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%AC%CE%D2%CD%FC%B4%F8%C7%A6%B1%CA%C1%CB%A3%AC%C3%BB%B7%A8%BF%BC%CA%D4%A1%A3%A1%B1%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%BA%A1%B0%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%AC%C4%E3%B6%D4%CA%BF%B1%F8%C9%CF%D5%BD%B3%A1%B2%BB%B4%F8%C7%B9%D4%F5%C3%B4%BF%B4%A3%BF%A1%B1%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%C7%CB%FB%D7%BC%CA%C7%B5%B1%B9%D9%B5%C4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">阿尔伯特：“老师，我忘带铅笔了，没法考试。”老师：“阿尔伯特，你对士兵上战场不带枪怎么看？”阿尔伯特：“那他准是当官的！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:15:00

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:16:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204079&class=1440&msg=%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%BA%A1%B0%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%AC%CE%D2%CD%FC%B4%F8%C7%A6%B1%CA%C1%CB%A3%AC%C3%BB%B7%A8%BF%BC%CA%D4%A1%A3%A1%B1%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%BA%A1%B0%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%AC%C4%E3%B6%D4%CA%BF%B1%F8%C9%CF%D5%BD%B3%A1%B2%BB%B4%F8%C7%B9%D4%F5%C3%B4%BF%B4%A3%BF%A1%B1%B0%A2%B6%FB%B2%AE%CC%D8%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%C7%CB%FB%D7%BC%CA%C7%B5%B1%B9%D9%B5%C4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">阿尔伯特：“老师，我忘带铅笔了，没法考试。”老师：“阿尔伯特，你对士兵上战场不带枪怎么看？”阿尔伯特：“那他准是当官的！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:16:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204080&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%BB%BC%D5%DF%CE%CA%A1%B0%D5%E2%B5%C4%C8%AA%CB%AE%B6%D4%C9%ED%CC%E5%D3%D0%BA%C3%B4%A6%C2%F0%A3%BF%CF%B4%CE%C2%C8%AA%D4%A1%B2%A1%BB%E1%BA%C3%C2%F0%A1%B1%A1%B0%BE%D9%B8%F6%C0%FD%D7%D3%A3%AC%C8%A5%C4%EA%C0%B4%C1%CB%B8%F6%C0%CF%CD%B7%A3%AC%C9%ED%CC%E5%BD%A9%D3%B2%B5%C3%D2%AA%D7%F8%C2%D6%D2%CE%A3%AC%CB%FB%D7%A1%C1%CB1%B8%F6%D4%C2%A3%AC%C3%BB%B8%B6%D5%CA%BE%CD%C6%EF%D7%D4%D0%D0%B3%B5%C1%EF%C1%CB%A1%B1" target="_blank">一患者问“这的泉水对身体有好处吗？洗温泉浴病会好吗”“举个例子，去年来了个老头，身体僵硬得要坐轮椅，他住了1个月，没付帐就骑自行车溜了”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:16:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204081&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%C4%E3%B5%C4%CD%B7%CA%C7%D4%F5%C3%B4%CA%DC%C9%CB%B5%C4%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%B0%A6%A3%AC%D7%F2%CC%EC%CE%D2%D4%DA%D0%A1%BA%EC%C2%A5%CF%C2%C4%EE%C1%CB%D2%BB%D2%B9%B5%C4%CA%AB%A3%AC%C8%BB%BA%F3%CE%D2%CB%B5%A1%AE%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%B0%D1%C4%E3%B5%C4%B5%E7%BB%B0%B8%F8%CE%D2%B0%C9%A3%A1%A1%AF%CB%FD%BE%CD%B0%D1%CB%FD%C3%C7%BC%D2%B5%C4%B5%E7%BB%B0%B8%F8%CE%D2%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">“你的头是怎么受伤的？”“唉，昨天我在小红楼下念了一夜的诗，然后我说‘亲爱的，把你的电话给我吧！’她就把她们家的电话给我了。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:16:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204082&class=1440&msg=%D7%AA%D0%A3%C9%FA%B1%D8%D0%EB%CC%EE%D0%B4%A1%B0%D7%AA%D1%A7%D7%D4%C6%C0%B1%ED%A1%B1%A1%A3%D4%DA%A1%B0%D4%F8%BE%AD%CA%C7%B7%F1%D2%F2%CE%AA%BF%BC%CA%D4%D7%F7%B1%D7%CA%DC%B5%BD%B4%A6%B7%D6%A1%B1%D2%BB%C0%B8%A3%AC%CB%FB%CC%EE%C1%CB%D2%BB%D7%D6%A1%B0%CE%B4%A1%B1%A1%A3%CF%C2%C3%E6%D2%BB%C0%B8%CA%C7%A1%B0%CB%B5%C3%F7%D4%AD%D2%F2%A1%B1%A3%AC%CB%FB%BC%CC%D0%F8%D0%B4%B5%BD%A3%BA%CE%B4%D4%F8%CA%A7%CA%D6%A1%A3" target="_blank">转校生必须填写“转学自评表”。在“曾经是否因为考试作弊受到处分”一栏，他填了一字“未”。下面一栏是“说明原因”，他继续写到：未曾失手。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:16:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204083&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C4%D0%D7%D3%BD%E1%CA%F8%CA%AE%C4%EA%B0%AE%C7%E9%B3%A4%C5%DC%D7%BC%B1%B8%BD%E1%BB%E9%A1%A3%BC%AA%C8%D5%B6%A8%BA%C3%BA%F3%A3%AC%CB%FB%CF%D0%C0%B4%CE%DE%CA%C2%A3%AC%B7%AD%BF%B4%BB%C6%C0%FA%A3%AC%B7%A2%CF%D6%D5%E2%C8%D5%BE%B9%CA%C7%A1%B0%D6%BB%D2%CB%C8%EB%E9%E7%A1%B1%CB%FB%D6%BB%BA%C3%D7%D4%B3%B0%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%E2%D5%E6%B5%C4%BD%D0%D7%F6%A1%AE%BB%E9%D2%F6%BE%CD%CA%C7%B0%AE%C7%E9%B5%C4%B7%D8%C4%B9%A1%AF" target="_blank">一男子结束十年爱情长跑准备结婚。吉日定好后，他闲来无事，翻看黄历，发现这日竟是“只宜入殓”他只好自嘲说：这真的叫做‘婚姻就是爱情的坟墓’</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204083&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C4%D0%D7%D3%BD%E1%CA%F8%CA%AE%C4%EA%B0%AE%C7%E9%B3%A4%C5%DC%D7%BC%B1%B8%BD%E1%BB%E9%A1%A3%BC%AA%C8%D5%B6%A8%BA%C3%BA%F3%A3%AC%CB%FB%CF%D0%C0%B4%CE%DE%CA%C2%A3%AC%B7%AD%BF%B4%BB%C6%C0%FA%A3%AC%B7%A2%CF%D6%D5%E2%C8%D5%BE%B9%CA%C7%A1%B0%D6%BB%D2%CB%C8%EB%E9%E7%A1%B1%CB%FB%D6%BB%BA%C3%D7%D4%B3%B0%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%E2%D5%E6%B5%C4%BD%D0%D7%F6%A1%AE%BB%E9%D2%F6%BE%CD%CA%C7%B0%AE%C7%E9%B5%C4%B7%D8%C4%B9%A1%AF" target="_blank">一男子结束十年爱情长跑准备结婚。吉日定好后，他闲来无事，翻看黄历，发现这日竟是“只宜入殓”他只好自嘲说：这真的叫做‘婚姻就是爱情的坟墓’</a>

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