[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204055&class=1440&msg=%B7%F2%C6%DE%BD%BC%D3%CE%CD%BE%BE%AD%D2%BB%BA%FE%A3%AC%C6%DE%BC%FB%D2%BB%B6%D4%CC%EC%B6%EC%CB%B5%A3%BA%B5%AB%D4%B8%CE%D2%C3%C7%D2%B2%BA%CD%CB%FC%C3%C7%D2%BB%D1%F9%C7%D7%C3%DC%A1%A3%B9%E9%C0%B4%D3%D6%BC%FB%CC%EC%B6%EC%A3%AC%C6%DE%D4%D9%B4%CE%B8%D0%BF%AE%A3%AC%B7%F2%B5%C0%A3%BA%C4%E3%D4%D9%D7%D0%CF%B8%BF%B4%BF%B4%A3%AC%C4%C7%D6%BB%C4%B8%CC%EC%B6%EC%D2%D1%BE%AD%B2%BB%CA%C7%D4%E7%C9%CF%C4%C7%D6%BB%C1%CB%A1%A3" target="_blank">夫妻郊游途经一湖，妻见一对天鹅说：但愿我们也和它们一样亲密。归来又见天鹅，妻再次感慨，夫道：你再仔细看看，那只母天鹅已经不是早上那只了。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204057&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F210%B5%E3%B2%C5%B5%BD%BC%D2%A3%AC%C6%DE%C3%BB%D3%D0%C2%F1%D4%B9%B6%F8%CE%CA%CB%FB%CF%EB%B2%BB%CF%EB%B3%D4%B7%B9%A1%AD%C1%E3%B3%BF3%B5%E3%C4%D6%D6%D3%B4%F3%CF%EC%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%C6%F0%C0%B4%D2%AA%C6%DE%BD%E2%CA%CD%A3%AC%C6%DE%B5%C0%A3%BA%C4%E3%CF%C2%B0%E0%D2%AA%BB%A84%B8%F6%D0%A1%CA%B1%B2%C5%B5%BD%BC%D2%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%EB%C4%E3%C9%CF%B0%E0%D2%B2%D2%AA%CD%AC%D1%F9%B5%C4%CA%B1%BC%E4" target="_blank">丈夫10点才到家，妻没有埋怨而问他想不想吃饭…零晨3点闹钟大响，丈夫起来要妻解释，妻道：你下班要花4个小时才到家，我想你上班也要同样的时间</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204058&class=1440&msg=%C4%B3%C8%CB%B0%EB%D2%B9%BB%D8%BC%D2%CF%EB%B3%AD%BD%FC%C2%B7%B5%F4%BD%F8%D2%BB%D0%C2%CD%DA%B5%C4%B7%D8%D1%A8%A1%A3%C9%D4%BA%F3%D2%BB%D7%ED%BA%BA%BD%F8%B7%D8%B3%A1%A3%AC%CC%FD%B5%BD%B7%D8%D1%A8%CF%C2%C3%E6%D3%D0%C8%CB%BD%D0%A1%B0%CE%D2%BF%EC%B6%B3%BD%A9%C1%CB%A1%B1%D7%ED%BA%BA%A1%B0%CE%D2%CB%B5%C4%D8%A3%A1%C4%E3%B0%D1%B8%C7%D4%DA%C9%ED%C9%CF%B5%C4%CD%C1%CC%DF%BF%AA%C1%CB%C4%DC%B2%BB%B6%B3%BD%A9%C2%F0%A1%B1" target="_blank">某人半夜回家想抄近路掉进一新挖的坟穴。稍后一醉汉进坟场，听到坟穴下面有人叫“我快冻僵了”醉汉“我说呢！你把盖在身上的土踢开了能不冻僵吗”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204059&class=1440&msg=%D2%BD%C9%FA%BC%EC%B2%E9%B2%A1%C8%CB%CE%CA%A3%BA%CC%C8%C8%F4%C7%D0%C1%CB%C4%E3%D7%F3%B6%FA%C4%E3%BB%E1%D4%F5%D1%F9%A3%BF%B2%A1%C8%CB%A3%BA%CE%D2%BB%E1%CC%FD%B2%BB%BC%FB%A1%A3%A1%B0%CC%C8%C8%F4%C7%D0%C1%CB%C4%E3%D3%D2%B6%FA%C4%D8%A1%B1%A1%B0%BB%E1%BF%B4%B2%BB%BC%FB%A1%B1%D2%BD%C9%FA%CE%CA%A3%BA%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%B2%A1%C8%CB%B5%C0%A3%BA%D2%F2%CE%AA%CE%D2%D1%DB%BE%B5%BB%E1%B5%F4%CF%C2%C0%B4" target="_blank">医生检查病人问：倘若切了你左耳你会怎样？病人：我会听不见。“倘若切了你右耳呢”“会看不见”医生问：为什么？病人道：因为我眼镜会掉下来</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204060&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%CE%BB%C5%A3%C4%CC%C9%CC%CC%F9%B3%F6%C1%CB%D5%E2%D1%F9%D2%BB%D4%F2%B9%E3%B8%E6%A3%BA%A1%B0%C8%E7%B9%FB%C4%E3%C1%AC%D0%F81200%B8%F6%D4%C2%C3%BF%CC%EC%B6%BC%BA%C8%C9%CF%D2%BB%B1%AD%C5%A3%C4%CC%A3%AC%C4%E3%BF%CF%B6%A8%C4%DC%BB%EE1OO%CB%EA%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">一位牛奶商贴出了这样一则广告：“如果你连续1200个月每天都喝上一杯牛奶，你肯定能活1OO岁！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204061&class=1440&msg=%C2%E8%C2%E8%BA%CD%B6%F9%D7%D3%CF%B4%CD%EB%A3%AC%B0%D6%B0%D6%BA%CD%C5%AE%B6%F9%BF%B4%B5%E7%CA%D3%A3%AC%CD%BB%C8%BB%B4%AB%C0%B4%C5%CC%CB%A4%CB%E9%B5%C4%C9%F9%D2%F4%C8%BB%BA%F3%B1%E3%CE%DE%C9%F9%C1%CB%A3%AC%C5%AE%B6%F9%BF%B4%BF%B4%B0%D6%B0%D6%A3%AC%CB%B5%A1%B0%D2%BB%B6%A8%CA%C7%C2%E8%C2%E8%A1%B1%A1%B0%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%CB%FD%C3%BB%D3%D0%D4%D9%C8%C2%C8%C2%C2%EF%A1%B1" target="_blank">妈妈和儿子洗碗，爸爸和女儿看电视，突然传来盘摔碎的声音然后便无声了，女儿看看爸爸，说“一定是妈妈”“你怎么知道？”“她没有再嚷嚷嘛”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204062&class=1440&msg=%BB%AD%BC%D2%D5%BE%D4%DA%CC%DD%D7%D3%C9%CF%CE%AA%BE%AB%C9%F1%B2%A1%D4%BA%B5%C4%CC%EC%BB%A8%B0%E5%BB%E6%BB%AD%A1%A3%D2%BB%B2%A1%C8%CB%D7%DF%C0%B4%A1%B0%CF%C8%C9%FA%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%B9%BE%A2%CE%D5%D7%A1%C4%E3%B5%C4%C4%C7%D6%A6%B1%CA%BF%C9%C7%A7%CD%F2%B1%F0%CB%C9%CA%D6%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D5%D7%C5%C4%D8%A3%AC%B7%C5%D0%C4%A1%B1%A1%B0%BA%C3%B0%C9%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%D5%E2%CC%DD%D7%D3%B0%E1%D7%DF%D3%C3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A1%B1" target="_blank">画家站在梯子上为精神病院的天花板绘画。一病人走来“先生，你使劲握住你的那枝笔可千万别松手”“握着呢，放心”“好吧，我把这梯子搬走用一下”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204063&class=1440&msg=%BF%F1%B7%E7%B1%A9%D3%EA%C6%DE%D4%F5%C3%B4%D2%B2%CB%AF%B2%BB%D7%C5%CD%C6%D0%D1%C1%CB%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%AC%CB%B5%B5%C0%A1%B0%BF%EC%C6%F0%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%BB%D3%D0%B7%A2%CF%D6%B7%BF%D7%D3%D4%DA%B0%DA%BB%CE%A3%BF%BA%C3%CF%F3%D2%AA%B5%B9%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%B0%B2%D0%C4%CB%AF%B0%C9%A1%A3%C4%E3%B2%BB%CA%C7%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%AC%D5%E2%B7%BF%D7%D3%CA%C7%D7%E2%B5%C4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">狂风暴雨妻怎么也睡不着推醒了丈夫，说道“快起来，你没有发现房子在摆晃？好象要倒了”“安心睡吧。你不是不知道，这房子是租的！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204064&class=1440&msg=%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%C6%C5%C6%C5%D4%DA%BD%CC%CC%C3%D3%D7%B6%F9%D4%B0%B8%BA%D4%F0%A3%AC%D2%BB%CC%EC%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%B6%F9%D7%D3%B1%E4%B5%C3%D3%D0%D0%A9%C4%D1%D1%B5%CA%B1%A3%AC%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%C6%C5%C6%C5%C8%B0%D6%FA%CA%D6%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%B8%C3%B3%C6%CB%FB%B1%A9%CD%BD%B5%AB%BF%B4%D4%DA%CA%C7%CE%D2%CB%EF%D7%D3%B5%C4%B7%DD%C9%CF%A3%AC%CE%D2%CB%B5%CB%FB%D3%D0%A1%B0%C7%B1%D4%DA%B5%C4%C1%EC%B5%BC%B2%C5%C4%DC%A1%B1" target="_blank">珍妮的婆婆在教堂幼儿园负责，一天珍妮的儿子变得有些难训时，珍妮的婆婆劝助手说：我该称他暴徒但看在是我孙子的份上，我说他有“潜在的领导才能”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204065&class=1440&msg=%CF%E7%CF%C2%C7%D7%BC%D2%BD%F8%B3%C7%CC%BD%CD%FB%A3%AC%B3%C7%C0%EF%C7%D7%BC%D2%B4%FD%D2%D4%CB%C9%C2%DE%C8%AA%CB%AE%B2%E8%A1%A3%CF%E7%C8%CB%C1%AC%C9%F9%D4%DE%D4%BB%A3%BA%BA%C3%21%C7%D7%CE%CC%D2%D4%CE%AA%B1%CB%C4%DC%B8%F1%CE%EF%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%CA%D4%BB%A3%BA%C7%D7%BC%D2%CB%B5%BA%C3%A3%AC%CA%C7%B2%E8%D2%B6%BA%C3%A3%AC%BB%B9%CA%C7%CB%AE%BA%C3%A3%BF%CF%E7%C8%CB%B4%F0%A3%BA%C8%C8%B5%C3%D3%D0%C8%A4%A1%A3" target="_blank">乡下亲家进城探望，城里亲家待以松罗泉水茶。乡人连声赞曰：好!亲翁以为彼能格物，因问曰：亲家说好，是茶叶好，还是水好？乡人答：热得有趣。</a>

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