[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:05:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204036&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%B2%BB%BE%C3%BA%F3%BE%CD%BB%E1%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%B5%DA%C8%FD%D5%DF%C0%B4%B7%D6%D7%A1%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%D0%A1%CE%DD%C1%CB%A1%A3%B7%F2%A3%BA%B1%A6%B1%B4%CA%C7%D5%E6%B5%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%DB%C3%C7%BD%E1%BB%E9%C8%FD%C4%EA%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%B6%E0%CF%A3%CD%FB%D3%D0%B8%F6%B5%DA%C8%FD%D5%DF%D1%BD%A3%A1%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%C7%CE%D2%CF%D6%D4%DA%BE%CD%B0%D1%C4%B8%C7%D7%BD%D3%C0%B4%D7%A1" target="_blank">妻：亲爱的，不久后就会有一个第三者来分住我们的小屋了。夫：宝贝是真的吗？咱们结婚三年，我是多希望有个第三者呀！妻：那我现在就把母亲接来住</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:06:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204037&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%2C%C4%E3%C4%DC%B0%D1%CD%EB%CF%B4%C1%CB%C2%F0%3F%A1%B1+%A1%B0%CE%D2%BB%B9%D3%D0%CA%C2%A1%B1%A1%B0%D6%BB%CA%C7%BF%BC%D1%E9%C4%E3%2C%CD%EB%D4%E7%CF%B4%BA%C3%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%D6%BB%CA%C7%BF%AA%CD%E6%D0%A6%A3%AC%C6%E4%CA%B5%CE%D2%BA%DC%D4%B8%D2%E2%B0%EF%C4%E3%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%D2%B2%CA%C7%BF%AA%CD%E6%D0%A6%2C%C4%E3%D4%B8%D2%E2%C4%C7%BE%CD%BF%EC%C8%A5%CF%B4%B0%C9%A1%B1" target="_blank">“亲爱的,你能把碗洗了吗?” “我还有事”“只是考验你,碗早洗好了”“我只是开玩笑，其实我很愿意帮你”“我也是开玩笑,你愿意那就快去洗吧”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:06:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204038&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%CE%D2%D3%D6%C3%BB%B2%C8%C4%E3%BD%C5%A3%AC%B8%D5%B2%C5%D4%DA%CD%E2%C3%E6%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D7%DC%BA%B0%CE%D2%B2%C8%C1%CB%C4%E3%A3%BF%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%BA%B4%A9%D7%C5%D5%E2%C3%B4%C6%AF%C1%C1%B5%C4%D0%AC%A3%AC%CE%D2%D7%DC%B2%BB%C4%DC%B9%E2%C8%C3%C4%E3%D2%BB%B8%F6%C8%CB%C7%C6%D1%BD%A1%A3" target="_blank">丈夫：我又没踩你脚，刚才在外面为什么总喊我踩了你？妻子：穿着这么漂亮的鞋，我总不能光让你一个人瞧呀。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:06:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204039&class=1440&msg=%D0%C2%BB%E9%B7%F2%B8%BE%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%D4%E7%C9%CF%B3%F6%C3%C5%C7%B0%CE%C7%C1%CB%C6%DE%B5%C0%A3%BA%D5%E2%BE%CD%CA%C7%B7%E1%B8%BB%B5%C4%D4%E7%B2%CD%A1%A3%B0%F8%CD%ED%BB%D8%BC%D2%CE%CA%C6%DE%CD%ED%B2%CD%D7%BC%B1%B8%BA%C3%C3%BB%A3%AC%C6%DE%B4%E9%D7%C5%CD%BF%B5%C3%B7%D6%CD%E2%CF%CA%D1%DE%B5%C4%BA%EC%B4%BD%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%B4%CE%D2%CE%AA%C4%E3%D7%BC%B1%B8%BA%C3%B8%FC%B7%E1%B8%BB%B5%C4%CD%ED%B2%CD%C1%CB%A3%A1" target="_blank">新婚夫妇，丈夫早上出门前吻了妻道：这就是丰富的早餐。傍晚回家问妻晚餐准备好没，妻撮着涂得分外鲜艳的红唇：你看我为你准备好更丰富的晚餐了！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:06:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204040&class=1440&msg=A%BE%FD%B1%A7%D4%B9%A3%BA%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%C8%C3%CE%D2%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%D2%BB%D3%D0%B6%AF%BE%B2%BE%CD%BD%D0%CE%D2%C6%F0%C0%B4%A3%AC%C5%C2%D3%D0%D4%F4%A1%A3%C5%F3%D3%D1%A3%BA%D4%F4%CA%C7%B2%BB%BB%E1%B3%F6%C9%F9%B5%C4%A1%A3A%BE%FD%A3%BA%CE%D2%D2%B2%CA%C7%D5%E2%C3%B4%CB%B5%A3%AC%B4%D3%B4%CB%B8%FC%D4%E3%A3%AC%CB%FD%D2%B9%C0%EF%CC%FD%B2%BB%B5%BD%C9%F9%D2%F4%BE%CD%B0%D1%CE%D2%BD%D0%C6%F0%C0%B4" target="_blank">A君抱怨：我太太不让我睡觉，一有动静就叫我起来，怕有贼。朋友：贼是不会出声的。A君：我也是这么说，从此更糟，她夜里听不到声音就把我叫起来</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:07:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204041&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%3A%B8%F8%C4%E3%C2%F2%B5%C4%D2%C2%B7%FE%BA%CF%CA%CA%C2%F0%3F%C6%DE%3A%CA%C7%B5%C4%2C%B6%F8%C7%D2%CB%C4%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%B4%A9%B5%C3%D2%B2%BA%CF%C9%ED.%D5%C9%B7%F2%BA%DC%B5%C3%D2%E2%2C%C6%DE%D3%D6%CB%B5%3A%B2%BB%B9%FD%D4%DB%C3%C7%D6%BB%D3%D0%CB%C4%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%2C%D5%E2%D2%C2%B7%FE%C3%BF%CF%C2%B4%CE%CB%AE%BE%CD%CB%F5%2C%CF%D6%D4%DA%B6%BC%B2%BB%B8%D2%CF%B4%C1%CB" target="_blank">丈夫:给你买的衣服合适吗?妻:是的,而且四个孩子穿得也合身.丈夫很得意,妻又说:不过咱们只有四个孩子,这衣服每下次水就缩,现在都不敢洗了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:07:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204042&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%B2%C2%D2%C9%B3%C9%D0%D4%A3%AC%D7%DC%BB%B3%D2%C9%D5%C9%B7%F2%D4%DA%CD%E2%C3%E6%D3%EB%C6%E4%CB%FB%C5%AE%C8%CB%B9%ED%BB%EC%A3%AC%C3%BF%CC%EC%B6%BC%D2%AA%BC%EC%B2%E9%D2%C2%CE%EF%C9%CF%D3%D0%C3%BB%D3%D0%CD%B7%B7%A2%B5%C8%A3%AC%BF%C9%CA%BC%D6%D5%C3%BB%D3%D0%B7%A2%CF%D6%A3%AC%B1%E3%CE%CA%A3%BA%C4%E3%CB%B5%CA%B5%BB%B0%A3%AC%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%B8%FA%D2%BB%B8%F6%CD%BA%CD%B7%C5%AE%C8%CB%D4%DA%D2%BB%C6%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">妻猜疑成性，总怀疑丈夫在外面与其他女人鬼混，每天都要检查衣物上有没有头发等，可始终没有发现，便问：你说实话，是不是跟一个秃头女人在一起？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:07:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204043&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%D3%EB%C6%DE%A1%A2%C4%B8%C7%D7%C8%FD%C8%CB%BB%AE%B4%AC%A3%AC%C4%B8%C7%D7%D7%F9%C7%B0%C3%E6%A3%AC%C6%DE%BA%CD%CB%FB%B2%A2%BC%E7%D7%F9%BA%F3%C3%E6%A1%A3%C4%B8%C7%D7%CE%CA%A3%BA%D2%AA%CA%C7%D5%E2%B4%AC%B7%AD%C1%CB%C4%E3%BB%E1%BE%C8%CB%AD%A3%BF%C6%DE%B6%A2%D7%C5%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%C3%A6%CF%F2%C6%DE%D5%A3%D1%DB%B2%A2%C5%F6%C1%CB%CB%FD%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%B4%F0%A3%BA%B5%B1%C8%BB%CF%C8%BE%C8%C4%E3" target="_blank">丈夫与妻、母亲三人划船，母亲座前面，妻和他并肩座后面。母亲问：要是这船翻了你会救谁？妻盯着丈夫，丈夫忙向妻眨眼并碰了她一下，答：当然先救你</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:07:00

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" width="511" bgcolor="#e4e1f4" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff" height="30"><td class="bla02" style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px;"><a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204044&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%B2%BB%CF%F1%B9%FD%C8%A5%C4%C7%C3%B4%B0%AE%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%AC%CF%D6%D4%DA%BF%B4%B5%BD%CE%D2%BF%DE%B6%BC%B2%BB%CE%CA%CE%D2%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C1%CB%A1%A3%B7%F2%A3%BA%B6%D4%B2%BB%C6%F0%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%AA%CE%D2%B5%C4%BE%AD%BC%C3%C4%DC%C1%A6%D2%D1%BE%AD%B2%BB%C8%E7%B9%FD%C8%A5%A3%AC%C3%BF%D2%BB%BB%D8%CE%CA%BE%CD%B5%C3%C5%DC%D2%BB%B4%CE%B4%F3%C9%CC%B3%A1%A3%AC%D5%E2%BF%C9%CE%CA%B2%BB%B5%C3%A1%A3" target="_blank">妻：你不像过去那么爱我了，现在看到我哭都不问我为什么了。夫：对不起，因为我的经济能力已经不如过去，每一回问就得跑一次大商场，这可问不得。</a></td></tr></tbody></table><img height="10" src="http://images.sohu.com/ccc.gif" width="1" alt=""/>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:07:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204045&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%B4%B5%E7%CA%D3%C9%CF%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%B6%E0%BF%C9%B6%F1%A3%AC%C3%BB%C7%AE%B6%C4%BE%B9%B0%D1%D7%D4%BC%BA%C0%CF%C6%C5%BA%CD%C5%AE%B6%F9%C2%F4%B5%F4%A3%AC%C0%CF%B9%AB%C4%E3%B8%C3%B2%BB%BB%E1%B6%D4%CE%D2%D5%E2%C3%B4%D7%F6%B0%C9%A3%BF%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%B5%B1%C8%BB%B2%BB%BB%E1%C0%B2%A3%AC%B2%BB%D6%B5%C7%AE%B5%C4%B6%AB%CE%F7%D4%F5%C3%B4%C4%DC%B5%D6%D1%BA%C4%D8%A1%A3" target="_blank">妻：你看电视上的男人多可恶，没钱赌竟把自己老婆和女儿卖掉，老公你该不会对我这么做吧？丈夫：当然不会啦，不值钱的东西怎么能抵押呢。</a>

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