[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:02:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204026&class=1440&msg=%B8%BE%C8%CB%B6%D4%C5%F3%D3%D1%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%BA%CD%D5%C9%B7%F2%D3%D0%B8%F6%D0%AD%D2%E9%A3%AC%BE%CD%CA%C7%B3%B3%BC%DC%BA%F3%CB%AF%BE%F5%C7%B0%B1%D8%D0%EB%BA%CD%BA%C3%C8%E7%B3%F5%A1%A3%C5%F3%D3%D1%CE%CA%A3%BA%C4%E3%C3%C7%D5%E6%C4%DC%D7%F1%CA%D8%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B0%CA%C7%B5%C4%A3%AC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B4%CE%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%C7%D5%FB%D5%FB%C1%BD%B8%F6%D0%C7%C6%DA%C3%BB%CB%AF%BE%F5%A1%B1" target="_blank">妇人对朋友说：我和丈夫有个协议，就是吵架后睡觉前必须和好如初。朋友问：你们真能遵守吗？“是的，有一次，我们整整两个星期没睡觉”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:02:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204027&class=1440&msg=%D3%D0%CE%BB%C0%CF%B9%AB%B9%AB%BA%DC%B0%AE%BA%C8%CC%C0%A3%AC%CC%AB%CC%AB%CB%C0%BA%F3%B1%E3%D3%C9%B6%F9%CF%B1%D6%F3%A3%AC%BF%C9%CA%C7%D7%DC%CB%B5%D6%F3%B3%F6%B5%C4%CC%C0%C4%D1%BF%CA%A1%A3%B6%F9%CF%B1%D6%D5%C6%F0%C9%B1%BB%FA%A3%AC%B0%D1%BC%D2%D6%D0%C9%B1%B3%E6%BC%C1%C5%E7%B5%BD%CC%C0%C0%EF%A3%AC%B9%AB%B9%AB%BA%C8%BA%F3%B4%F3%BD%D0%A3%BA%BE%CD%CA%C7%D5%E2%CE%B6%B5%C0%A3%AC%BE%CD%CA%C7%D5%E2%CE%B6%B5%C0%A3%A1" target="_blank">有位老公公很爱喝汤，太太死后便由儿媳煮，可是总说煮出的汤难渴。儿媳终起杀机，把家中杀虫剂喷到汤里，公公喝后大叫：就是这味道，就是这味道！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:02:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204028&class=1440&msg=%D0%C2%C4%EF%B8%D5%B3%C9%C7%D7%BE%CD%C9%FA%C1%CB%B8%F6%B6%F9%D7%D3%A3%AC%C6%C5%C6%C5%B7%C7%B3%A3%D0%DF%C0%A2%A3%AC%BC%B1%C3%A6%B1%A7%B9%FD%C8%A5%B2%D8%C6%F0%C0%B4%A1%A3%D0%C2%C4%EF%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%D4%E7%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%B8%C7%D7%D5%E2%C3%B4%CF%B2%BB%B6%BA%A2%D7%D3%A3%AC%BC%D2%C0%EF%B4%F3%B5%C4%A3%AC%B6%FE%B5%C4%A3%AC%B6%BC%B8%C3%D2%BB%BF%E9%B6%F9%C1%EC%C0%B4%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">新娘刚成亲就生了个儿子，婆婆非常羞愧，急忙抱过去藏起来。新娘说：“早知道母亲这么喜欢孩子，家里大的，二的，都该一块儿领来。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:03:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204029&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%C3%BF%CC%EC%C4%EE%C7%A7%B1%E9%B9%DB%D2%F4%A1%A3%D2%BB%C8%D5%B7%F2%BD%D0%C6%DE%B5%AB%BB%D8%BB%B0%BA%F3%C8%B4%B2%BB%C0%ED%A3%AC%BD%D3%D7%C5%D3%D6%B4%F3%BD%D0%C1%BD%BE%E4%A3%AC%C6%DE%A3%BA%C7%EE%BD%D0%CA%B2%C3%B4%CE%D2%D3%D6%C3%BB%C1%FB%A3%A1%B7%F2%A3%BA%CE%D2%B2%C5%BD%D0%C4%E3%C8%FD%C9%F9%C4%E3%BE%CD%C9%FA%C6%F8%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%BF%CC%EC%BD%D0%B9%DB%D2%F4%C7%A7%B1%E9%C4%E3%CB%B5%CB%FD%B7%B3%B2%BB%B7%B3" target="_blank">妻每天念千遍观音。一日夫叫妻但回话后却不理，接着又大叫两句，妻：穷叫什么我又没聋！夫：我才叫你三声你就生气，你每天叫观音千遍你说她烦不烦</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:04:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204029&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%C3%BF%CC%EC%C4%EE%C7%A7%B1%E9%B9%DB%D2%F4%A1%A3%D2%BB%C8%D5%B7%F2%BD%D0%C6%DE%B5%AB%BB%D8%BB%B0%BA%F3%C8%B4%B2%BB%C0%ED%A3%AC%BD%D3%D7%C5%D3%D6%B4%F3%BD%D0%C1%BD%BE%E4%A3%AC%C6%DE%A3%BA%C7%EE%BD%D0%CA%B2%C3%B4%CE%D2%D3%D6%C3%BB%C1%FB%A3%A1%B7%F2%A3%BA%CE%D2%B2%C5%BD%D0%C4%E3%C8%FD%C9%F9%C4%E3%BE%CD%C9%FA%C6%F8%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%BF%CC%EC%BD%D0%B9%DB%D2%F4%C7%A7%B1%E9%C4%E3%CB%B5%CB%FD%B7%B3%B2%BB%B7%B3" target="_blank">妻每天念千遍观音。一日夫叫妻但回话后却不理，接着又大叫两句，妻：穷叫什么我又没聋！夫：我才叫你三声你就生气，你每天叫观音千遍你说她烦不烦</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:04:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204030&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%B8%DF%D0%CB%B5%C4%C0%AD%D7%C5%D5%C9%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%BA%C3%BA%C3%D1%A7%CF%B0%D2%BB%CF%C2%D0%C2%CF%B4%CD%EB%BB%FA%B5%C4%D3%C3%B7%A8%B0%C9%A1%A3%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%D0%BB%D0%BB%A3%AC%CE%D2%B2%BB%CF%EB%D4%D9%D1%A7%C1%CB%A3%AC%D7%D4%B4%D3%CE%D2%D1%A7%BB%E1%C1%CB%CF%B4%D2%C2%BB%FA%B5%C4%D3%C3%B7%A8%BA%F3%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%D1%BE%AD%B9%BB%C2%E9%B7%B3%C1%CB" target="_blank">妻高兴的拉着丈夫说：你好好学习一下新洗碗机的用法吧。丈夫：谢谢，我不想再学了，自从我学会了洗衣机的用法后，我已经够麻烦了</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:04:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204032&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%C2%F1%D4%B9%C6%DE%D7%F6%B5%C4%B7%B9%A3%AC%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D7%F6%B0%C9%A3%AC%C4%E3%D2%AA%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%E3%B2%A2%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%CD%D2%BB%B8%F6%B3%F8%D7%D3%BD%E1%BB%E9%A1%A3%B0%EB%D2%B9%C6%DE%B1%BB%C9%F9%D2%F4%B3%B3%D0%D1%A3%AC%C8%C3%B7%F2%C8%A5%BF%B4%BF%B4%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%C8%A5%BF%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%D3%D6%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%CD%D2%BB%B8%F6%BE%AF%B9%D9%BD%E1%BB%E9" target="_blank">丈夫埋怨妻做的饭，妻：你自己做吧，你要知道你并不是和一个厨子结婚。半夜妻被声音吵醒，让夫去看看，丈夫：你自己去看，你又不是和一个警官结婚</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:05:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204033&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%B4%D3%CA%DE%D2%BD%C4%C7%C7%A3%D7%C5%B9%B7%BB%D8%B5%BD%BC%D2%A3%AC%B6%D4%C6%DE%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%C3%C7%D5%E2%CC%F5%B9%B7%D2%BB%C2%B7%C9%CF%BD%D0%B2%BB%CD%A3%A3%AC%B7%C2%B7%F0%D3%D0%BB%B0%D2%AA%BA%CD%CE%D2%CB%B5%A1%A3%C6%DE%B4%F2%C1%BF%C1%CB%D2%BB%CF%C2%B9%B7%A3%AC%BA%B0%B5%BD%A3%BA%B4%C0%BB%F5%A3%AC%CB%FC%CA%C7%CF%EB%B8%E6%CB%DF%C4%E3%A3%AC%CB%FC%B8%F9%B1%BE%BE%CD%B2%BB%C8%CF%CA%B6%C4%E3%A1%A3" target="_blank">丈夫从兽医那牵着狗回到家，对妻说：我们这条狗一路上叫不停，仿佛有话要和我说。妻打量了一下狗，喊到：蠢货，它是想告诉你，它根本就不认识你。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:05:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204034&class=1440&msg=A%BE%FD%B4%D3%B9%AB%CB%BE%C1%EC%D0%BD%CB%AE%BB%D8%BC%D2%A3%AC%CD%BB%C8%BB%B1%BB%C7%BF%B5%C1%C0%B9%D7%A1%A1%A3A%BE%FD%B0%A7%C7%F3%A3%BA%C7%EB%B7%C5%B9%FD%CE%D2%B0%C9%A3%AC%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%BB%E1%CF%E0%D0%C5%CE%D2%D3%F6%B5%BD%C7%BF%B5%C1%B5%C4%A1%A3%C7%BF%B5%C1%D0%A6%B5%C0%A3%BA%B7%C5%B9%FD%C4%E3%A3%AC%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%BB%E1%CF%E0%D0%C5%CE%D2%BD%F1%CC%EC%C3%BB%D3%D0%CA%D5%BB%F1%C2%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">A君从公司领薪水回家，突然被强盗拦住。A君哀求：请放过我吧，我太太不会相信我遇到强盗的。强盗笑道：放过你，我太太会相信我今天没有收获吗？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 17:05:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204035&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%B1%DF%CA%D5%CA%B0%D0%D0%C0%EE%B1%DF%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%D4%D9%D2%B2%B4%FD%B2%BB%CF%C2%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%AC%D5%FB%CC%EC%B3%B3%B8%F6%C3%BB%CD%EA%A1%A3%BF%B4%D7%C5%C6%DE%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%C5%DC%BD%F8%B7%BF%C4%C3%C1%CB%B8%F6%B8%FC%B4%F3%B5%C4%C6%A4%CF%E4%A3%AC%B5%C0%A3%BA%B5%C8%B5%C8%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%B2%B4%FD%B2%BB%CF%C2%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%AC%CE%D2%BA%CD%C4%E3%D2%BB%C6%F0%D7%DF%A3%A1" target="_blank">妻边收拾行李边说：我再也待不下去了，整天吵个没完。看着妻，丈夫跑进房拿了个更大的皮箱，道：等等，我也待不下去了，我和你一起走！</a>

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