[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=182578&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BC%D7%3A%BE%DD%CB%B5%CD%F5%BE%AD%C0%ED%B5%C4%D7%CA%B2%FA%D3%D0%BA%C3%BC%B8%B8%F6%D2%DA.%D2%D2%3A%BA%C3%CF%F1%CA%C7%B0%CB%B8%F6%D2%DA.%C0%CF%CC%AB%CC%AB%3A%CB%FB%D2%BB%B8%F6%D2%CC%D2%B2%C3%BB%D3%D0%2C%D6%BB%D3%D0%C1%BD%B8%F6%BE%CB%BE%CB+%21" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">甲:据说王经理的资产有好几个亿.乙:好像是八个亿.老太太:他一个姨也没有,只有两个舅舅 !</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=175955&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C8%CB%C0%E0----%C8%CB%D6%AE%C0%E0%B1%F0%A3%BA%CF%EB%D2%AA%BA%DC%B6%E0%BA%A2%D7%D3%B5%C4%CA%C7%B6%AF%CE%EF%A3%AC%C9%FA%C1%CB%BA%A2%D7%D3%B2%BB%D2%AA%B5%C4%CA%C7%C0%E4%D1%AA%B6%AF%CE%EF%A3%AC%D2%BB%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%B6%BC%B2%BB%CF%EB%D2%AA%B5%C4%CA%C7%B9%D6%CE%EF%BC%D3%B7%CF%CE%EF%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">人类----人之类别：想要很多孩子的是动物，生了孩子不要的是冷血动物，一个孩子都不想要的是怪物加废物。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=170103&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%EA%C7%E1%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C6%AF%C1%C1%BA%C3%BF%B4%B5%C4%A3%AC%BD%E1%BB%E9%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C7%DA%C0%CD%C4%DC%B8%C9%B5%C4%A3%AC%C0%EB%BB%E9%BA%F3%D5%D2%B8%F6%D1%FC%B2%F8%CD%F2%B9%E1%B5%C4%2C%CB%C0%C1%CB%D5%D2%B8%F6%D2%F5%BB%EA%B2%BB%C9%A2%B5%C4." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">年轻时找个漂亮好看的，结婚时找个勤劳能干的，离婚后找个腰缠万贯的,死了找个阴魂不散的.</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181094&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%D6%D4%DA%BF%B4%C4%E3%D7%F3%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%BF%B4%B5%BD%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%D9%BF%B4%D3%D2%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%BF%B4%B5%BD%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%D9%BF%B4%C7%B0%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%D4%D9%CB%B5%D2%BB%BE%E4%A3%BA%CE%D2%BF%C9%C3%BB%CB%B5%C4%E3%C3%C7%A1%A3%D4%D9%BF%B4%B4%CB%CF%FB%CF%A2%A1%A3%C4%FA%B0%A4%B4%F2%C1%CB%C2%F0%3F" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">现在看你左边……看到了吗？再看右边……看到了吗？再看前边……再说一句：我可没说你们。再看此消息。您挨打了吗?</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=202742&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D6%BB%C4%B8%BC%A6%CF%C2%B5%B0%BA%F3%A3%AC%B9%AB%BC%A6%BF%B4%BA%F3%A3%AC%D7%B7%D7%C5%C4%B8%BC%A6%D2%A7%A3%AC%B4%F2%A1%A3%D2%F2%CE%AA%C4%B8%BC%A6%CF%C2%C1%CB%D2%BB%D6%BB%D1%BC%B5%B0%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一只母鸡下蛋后，公鸡看后，追着母鸡咬，打。因为母鸡下了一只鸭蛋。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204021&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%A1%B0%B0%A2%C5%B5%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C4%FA%D7%DC%D2%AA%D1%AF%CE%CA%B2%A1%C8%CB%B3%A3%BA%C8%CA%B2%C3%B4%BE%C6%A3%AC%D5%E2%C4%DC%C5%D0%B6%CF%B2%A1%C8%CB%B5%C4%B2%A1%C7%E9%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%B2%BB%A1%A3%B5%AB%BF%C9%D2%D4%C5%D0%B6%CF%B2%A1%C8%CB%B5%C4%BE%AD%BC%C3%D7%B4%BF%F6%A3%AC%C8%BB%BA%F3%D2%C0%B4%CB%C0%B4%C8%B7%B6%A8%C3%C5%D5%EF%B5%C4%B7%D1%D3%C3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">“阿诺医生，为什么您总要询问病人常喝什么酒，这能判断病人的病情吗？”“不。但可以判断病人的经济状况，然后依此来确定门诊的费用”</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204022&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C4%D0%D7%D3%B3%F6%B2%EE%BA%F3%B8%F8%C6%DE%B7%A2%D3%CA%BC%FE%A3%AC%BF%C9%B5%D8%D6%B7%B4%ED%CE%F3%B7%A2%B5%BD%C1%CB%D2%BB%CE%BB%B8%D5%CA%A7%C8%A5%D5%C9%B7%F2%B5%C4%B7%F2%C8%CB%D3%CA%CF%E4%A3%AC%D0%C5%D6%D0%A3%BA%D7%EE%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%B7%F2%C8%CB%A3%AC%B8%D5%B8%D5%D7%A1%BD%F8%C0%B4%A3%AC%D2%BB%C7%D0%BE%CD%D0%F7%A3%AC%BE%CD%B5%C8%C4%E3%C3%F7%CC%EC%B5%C4%B5%BD%C0%B4%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一男子出差后给妻发邮件，可地址错误发到了一位刚失去丈夫的夫人邮箱，信中：最亲爱的夫人，刚刚住进来，一切就绪，就等你明天的到来。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204023&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=25%C4%EA%B5%C4%BB%E9%C7%EC%D6%D0%A3%AC%C4%D0%D6%F7%C8%CB%B6%D4%C5%F3%D3%D1%B8%D0%C9%CB%B5%C0%A3%BA%BD%E1%BB%E95%C4%EA%CE%D2%C7%EB%BD%CC%B9%FD%C2%C9%CA%A6%B7%B8%C9%B1%C6%DE%D7%EF%B5%C4%B3%CD%B7%A3%A3%AC%CB%FB%CB%B5%D2%AA%D7%F820%C4%EA%C0%CE%A3%AC%C4%E3%CF%EB%CF%EB%BF%B4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%B1%CA%B1%D2%AA%CA%C7%D5%E2%C3%B4%D7%F6%C1%CB%BD%F1%CD%ED%B2%BB%BE%CD%D7%D4%D3%C9%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">25年的婚庆中，男主人对朋友感伤道：结婚5年我请教过律师犯杀妻罪的惩罚，他说要坐20年牢，你想想看，我当时要是这么做了今晚不就自由了吗？</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204024&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=5%B5%E3%D3%EB%C6%DE%D5%F9%B3%B3%D6%B1%B5%BD7%B5%E3%B2%BB%BC%FB%BA%C3%D7%AA%A3%AC%D3%DA%CA%C7%CE%D2%BD%A8%D2%E9%CE%D2%B3%F6%C8%A5%BC%D9%D7%B0%B8%D5%BB%D8%BC%D2%D2%BB%C7%D0%B4%D3%D0%C2%BF%AA%CA%BC%A3%AC%C6%DE%CD%AC%D2%E2%A1%A3%B5%B1%CE%D2%BD%F8%C3%C5%B5%C0%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%CE%D2%BB%D8%C0%B4%C1%CB%A1%A3%C6%DE%C0%F7%C9%F9%B5%C0%A3%BA%C4%E3%C8%A5%C4%C4%C1%CB%A3%BF%B6%BC7%B5%E3%C1%CB" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">5点与妻争吵直到7点不见好转，于是我建议我出去假装刚回家一切从新开始，妻同意。当我进门道：亲爱的，我回来了。妻厉声道：你去哪了？都7点了</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204025&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CB%AE%B5%E7%B7%D1%C9%CF%D5%C7%A3%AC%C6%DE%D2%AA%C7%F3%C9%CF%B0%E0%C7%B0%D2%AA%B9%D8%CB%AE%B9%D8%B5%C6%A1%A3%D2%BB%CC%EC%2C%C6%DE%BB%D8%BC%D2%BC%FB%CE%DD%D6%D0%B5%C6%C8%AB%C1%C1%D7%C5%A3%AC%CB%AE%C1%FA%CD%B7%BF%AA%D7%C5%A3%AC%B3%E2%D4%F0%D4%DA%BF%B4%B1%A8%B5%C4%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%B5%C0%A3%BA%BD%F1%D4%E7%CA%C7%C4%E3%D7%EE%BA%F3%C0%EB%BF%AA%BC%D2%2C%CE%D2%D5%E2%D1%F9%CA%C7%B1%A3%BB%A4%CF%D6%B3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">水电费上涨，妻要求上班前要关水关灯。一天,妻回家见屋中灯全亮着，水龙头开着，斥责在看报的丈夫，丈夫道：今早是你最后离开家,我这样是保护现场</font></a>