[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:54:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=171559&class=1440&msg=%C4%E3%5E%28oo%29%5E%C4%DC%C8%C3%CE%D2%BF%EC%C0%D6%A3%A1%C4%E3%5E%28oo%29%5E%C4%DC%C8%C3%CE%D2%D0%D2%B8%A3%A3%A1%BA%AE%C0%E4%B5%C4%D2%B9%C0%EF%A3%AC%D6%BB%CF%EB%BA%CD%C4%E3%D4%DA%D2%BB%C6%F0%A8D%A8D%CE%D2%BF%C9%B0%AE%B5%C4%5E%28oo%29%5E%C4%E3" target="_blank">你^(oo)^能让我快乐！你^(oo)^能让我幸福！寒冷的夜里，只想和你在一起――我可爱的^(oo)^你</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:54:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=57543&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%CA%B1%BA%F2%CA%C7%C0%ED%CF%EB%A3%AC%C4%EA%C7%E0%CA%B1%CA%C7%C3%CE%CF%EB%A3%AC%D6%D0%C4%EA%CA%B1%CA%C7%CD%FD%CF%EB%A3%AC%C0%CF%C4%EA%CA%B1%CA%C7%BB%D8%CF%EB%A1%A3" target="_blank">小时候是理想，年青时是梦想，中年时是妄想，老年时是回想。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:54:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=162901&class=1440&msg=%C4%E3%CA%C7%CA%F7%CE%D2%CA%C7%CC%D9%CE%D2%C8%C6%C4%E3%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%C7%B6%FC%C1%CF%CE%D2%CA%C7%D3%E3%CE%D2%D2%A7%C4%E3%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%C7%D0%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%BD%C5%CE%D2%B2%C8%C4%E3%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%C7%C7%F2%CE%D2%CA%C7%B0%F4%CE%D2%B4%F2%C4%E3%A3%AC%B9%FE%B9%FE%B9%FE%A1%A3%A1%A3%A1%A3" target="_blank">你是树我是藤我绕你，你是饵料我是鱼我咬你，你是鞋我是脚我踩你，你是球我是棒我打你，哈哈哈。。。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:54:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=103394&class=1440&msg=%C8%FD%C7%A7%C4%EA%C7%B0%A3%AC%CE%D2%D4%DA%D4%AD%CA%BC%C9%AD%C1%D6%D6%D0%C8%CF%CA%B6%C1%CB%C4%E3%A3%AC%CE%D2%CB%CD%C4%E3%D2%BB%CC%F5%CA%F7%D2%B6%D7%F6%B5%C4%C8%B9%D7%D3%A1%A3%C8%FD%C7%A7%C4%EA%BA%F3%A3%AC%CE%D2%D4%DA%B3%C7%CA%D0%C0%EF%D3%F6%B5%BD%C1%CB%C4%E3%A3%AC%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%BB%B9%B4%A9%CA%F7%D2%B6%D1%BD%A3%BF" target="_blank">三千年前，我在原始森林中认识了你，我送你一条树叶做的裙子。三千年后，我在城市里遇到了你，你怎么还穿树叶呀？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:54:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=176251&class=1440&msg=%B0%AE%C8%CB%D2%AA%D1%A1%CE%C2%C8%E1%CB%C6%CB%AE%CC%F0%C8%E7%C3%DB%B5%C4%A3%AC%B6%D4%CA%D6%D2%AA%D1%A1%B4%CF%C3%F7%C4%DC%B8%C9%C7%BF%D3%D0%C1%A6%B5%C4%A3%AC%CD%AC%CA%C2%D2%AA%D1%A1%C2%F1%CD%B7%BF%E0%B8%C9%C3%BB%C6%A2%C6%F8%B5%C4%A3%AC%C5%F3%D3%D1%D2%AA%D1%A1%D6%ED%CD%B7%B9%B7%C4%D4%C1%F7%B1%C7%CC%E9%B5%C4%BF%EC%B2%C1%B1%C7%CC%E9" target="_blank">爱人要选温柔似水甜如蜜的，对手要选聪明能干强有力的，同事要选埋头苦干没脾气的，朋友要选猪头狗脑流鼻涕的快擦鼻涕</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:55:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=176146&class=1440&msg=%C4%B3%C4%D0%B8%F8%CB%FB%B5%C4%C5%AE%D3%D1%D0%B4%C1%CB%D2%BB%D5%C5%D7%D6%CC%F5%A3%BA%CD%ED%B0%CB%CA%B1%A3%AC%B9%AB%D4%AA%C7%B0%BC%FB%C3%E6%A1%A3%B2%BB%BE%C3%CB%FB%CA%D5%B5%BD%C1%CB%C5%AE%D3%D1%B5%C4%BB%D8%CC%F5%A3%BA%CE%D2%C9%FA%BB%EE%D4%DA%B9%AB%D4%AA20%CA%C0%BC%CD%CE%DE%B7%A8%D3%EB%B9%C5%C8%CB%BC%FB%C3%E6%A1%A3" target="_blank">某男给他的女友写了一张字条：晚八时，公元前见面。不久他收到了女友的回条：我生活在公元20世纪无法与古人见面。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:55:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178958&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%BA%D1%E0%D7%D3%D4%DA%B7%BF%E9%DC%CF%C2%D7%C4%C4%E0%D6%FE%B3%B2%A3%AC%C0%DD%B3%C9%BA%F3%D1%E0%D7%D3%C3%C7%D4%DA%B7%BF%B6%A5%B4%F3%BD%D0%A3%AC%D4%BA%C0%EF%B5%C4%BA%A2%D7%D3%BA%C3%C6%E6%A3%AC%C8%A5%CE%CA%B0%D6%B0%D6%A1%A3%B8%B8%B4%F0%A3%BA%B0%A6%A3%AC%B0%FC%B9%A4%CD%B7%B6%E3%C6%F0%C0%B4%C1%CB%A3%AC%C3%BB%B8%F8%C8%CB%BC%D2%B9%A4%C7%AE%A1%A3" target="_blank">一群燕子在房檐下啄泥筑巢，垒成后燕子们在房顶大叫，院里的孩子好奇，去问爸爸。父答：唉，包工头躲起来了，没给人家工钱。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:55:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=182571&class=1440&msg=%C4%B3%C4%D0%CA%BF%C0%B4%BD%BC%CD%E2%B8%B0%D4%BC%A3%AC%BA%AE%B7%E7%BA%F4%BA%F4%B5%D8%B4%B5%A3%AC%B1%C7%CC%E9%D6%B9%B2%BB%D7%A1%B5%D8%C1%F7%A3%AC%BE%CD%CA%C7%B2%BB%BC%FB%D4%BC%CB%FB%B5%C4%D0%A1%BD%E3%A1%A3%D5%E2%CA%B1%CA%D6%BB%FA%D0%C5%CF%A2%A3%BA%C0%CF%B9%AB%C4%E3%BA%C3%BA%C3%B7%E7%C1%F7%D1%BD%A3%BA%A3%A9" target="_blank">某男士来郊外赴约，寒风呼呼地吹，鼻涕止不住地流，就是不见约他的小姐。这时手机信息：老公你好好风流呀：）</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:55:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174465&class=1440&msg=%B8%B8%C7%D7%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%D5%E2%C3%B4%B1%BF%A3%AC%D5%E6%CA%C7%B8%F6%D0%A1%D6%ED%E2%A4%A3%A1%BF%C8%A3%A1%C4%E3%D6%AA%B5%C0%D0%A1%D6%ED%E2%A4%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%B6%F9%D7%D3%A3%BA%A1%B0%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%AC%CB%FC%CA%C7%D6%ED%B5%C4%B6%F9%D7%D3%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">父亲：“你怎么这么笨，真是个小猪猡！咳！你知道小猪猡是什么吗？”儿子：“知道，它是猪的儿子。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:55:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181671&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%D5%A3%AC%C4%B3%A1%B0%D7%B7%D0%C7%D7%E5%A1%B1%C9%D9%C4%EA%B5%BD%D2%BD%D4%BA%CC%E5%BC%EC%A3%AC%B7%BD%D6%AA%BB%BC%D3%D0%C6%B6%D1%AA%D6%A2%A1%A3+%D2%BD%C9%FA%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%D0%E8%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4B12%A1%A3%A1%B1%B2%BB%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4F4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">一日，某“追星族”少年到医院体检，方知患有贫血症。医生说：“需要注射B12。”不，我要注射F4！”</a>

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