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猫和鼠演小品：我叫白云/我叫黑土，我十一/我十五，我是她老公/我是他老母，她能飞是蝙蝠/他长得像老虎，我是机器猫/我是米老鼠。

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45893&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D1%A7%C9%FA%A1%B0%C4%E3%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%C4%C9%C0%C4%C3%B5%BD%C4%C4%C0%EF%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%BF%A1%B1%CD%AC%CE%DD%B5%C4%C8%CB%A1%B0%CB%CD%CF%B4%D2%C2%B7%BF%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%B5%C4%CC%EC%C4%C4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%C0%FA%CA%B7%BF%CE%B5%C4%C8%AB%D2%AA%B5%E3%B6%BC%BC%C7%D4%DA%C1%CB%D0%E4%BF%DA%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一学生“你把我的衬衫拿到哪里去了？”同屋的人“送洗衣房了”“我的天哪，我把历史课的全要点都记在了袖口了。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45893&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D1%A7%C9%FA%A1%B0%C4%E3%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%C4%C9%C0%C4%C3%B5%BD%C4%C4%C0%EF%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%BF%A1%B1%CD%AC%CE%DD%B5%C4%C8%CB%A1%B0%CB%CD%CF%B4%D2%C2%B7%BF%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%B5%C4%CC%EC%C4%C4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%C0%FA%CA%B7%BF%CE%B5%C4%C8%AB%D2%AA%B5%E3%B6%BC%BC%C7%D4%DA%C1%CB%D0%E4%BF%DA%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一学生“你把我的衬衫拿到哪里去了？”同屋的人“送洗衣房了”“我的天哪，我把历史课的全要点都记在了袖口了。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45893&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D1%A7%C9%FA%A1%B0%C4%E3%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%C4%C9%C0%C4%C3%B5%BD%C4%C4%C0%EF%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%BF%A1%B1%CD%AC%CE%DD%B5%C4%C8%CB%A1%B0%CB%CD%CF%B4%D2%C2%B7%BF%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%B5%C4%CC%EC%C4%C4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%C0%FA%CA%B7%BF%CE%B5%C4%C8%AB%D2%AA%B5%E3%B6%BC%BC%C7%D4%DA%C1%CB%D0%E4%BF%DA%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一学生“你把我的衬衫拿到哪里去了？”同屋的人“送洗衣房了”“我的天哪，我把历史课的全要点都记在了袖口了。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=175512&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%B8%F6%CC%FA%BC%D7%CE%E4%CA%BF%D4%DA%CA%F7%B1%DF%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%CD%BB%C8%BB%CC%F8%B3%F6%C1%BD%D6%BB%CA%A8%D7%D3%A3%AC%B9%AB%CA%A8%D7%D3%B6%D4%C4%B8%CA%A8%D7%D3%CB%B5%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%CE%D2%C3%C7%D3%D6%D3%D0%CE%E7%B2%CD%C1%CB%A1%A3%C4%B8%CA%A8%D7%D3%BB%D8%B4%F0%A3%BA%D3%D6%CA%C7%B9%DE%CD%B7%C3%BB%CE%B8%BF%DA%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一个铁甲武士在树边睡觉，突然跳出两只狮子，公狮子对母狮子说：亲爱的我们又有午餐了。母狮子回答：又是罐头没胃口！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=89689&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%F2%C7%B0%D7%DF%2C%CF%F2%C7%B0%D7%DF%2C%D7%DF%B5%BD%B4%F3%C3%C5%BF%DA%2C%CB%A4%C1%CB%B8%F6%B4%F3%B8%FA%CD%B7%2C%C6%F0%C0%B4%C3%FE%C3%FE%CD%B7%D5%E6%D1%BD%D5%E6%C9%CB%D0%C2%D0%C4%2C%C6%AF%C1%C1%B5%C4%B2%A8%C0%CB%CD%B7%B1%E4%B3%C9%C1%CB%CE%D1%CE%D1%CD%B7." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">向前走,向前走,走到大门口,摔了个大跟头,起来摸摸头真呀真伤新心,漂亮的波浪头变成了窝窝头.</font></a>