[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:47:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181784&class=1440&msg=%B0%AE%CE%D2%A3%AC%C4%E3%BE%CD%D2%AA%B6%D4%CE%D2%C8%FD%B4%D3%CB%C4%B5%C2%A3%AC%C8%FD%B4%D3%A3%BA%B8%FA%B4%D3%A3%AC%CB%E6%B4%D3%A3%AC%CC%FD%B4%D3%A3%BB%CB%C4%B5%C2%A3%BA%C9%FA%C8%D5%D2%AA%BC%C7%B5%C3%A3%AC%C6%A2%C6%F8%D2%AA%C8%CC%B5%C3%A3%AC%BB%A8%C7%AE%D2%AA%C9%E1%B5%C3%A3%AC%D0%C4%CA%C2%D2%AA%B6%AE%B5%C3%A1%A3" target="_blank">爱我，你就要对我三从四德，三从：跟从，随从，听从；四德：生日要记得，脾气要忍得，花钱要舍得，心事要懂得。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:47:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178962&class=1440&msg=%CF%B2%C8%B5%B7%C9%C0%B4%A3%AC%C2%E8%C2%E8%B8%E6%CB%DF%BA%A2%D7%D3%D5%E2%CA%C7%CF%B2%C4%F1%CA%C7%BF%CD%C8%CB%A3%BB%D1%E0%D7%D3%B7%C9%C0%B4%A3%AC%C2%E8%C2%E8%CB%B5%D5%E2%CA%C7%D2%E6%C4%F1%CA%C7%BF%CD%C8%CB%A3%BB%CE%DA%D1%BB%B7%C9%C0%B4%A3%AC%BA%A2%D7%D3%CE%CA%A3%BA%C4%E3%D2%B2%CA%C7%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%BF%CD%C8%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%CE%DA%D1%BB%BD%D0%A3%BA%CE%E1%C4%CB%BA%DA%BF%CD%A3%A1" target="_blank">喜鹊飞来，妈妈告诉孩子这是喜鸟是客人；燕子飞来，妈妈说这是益鸟是客人；乌鸦飞来，孩子问：你也是我们的客人吗？乌鸦叫：吾乃黑客！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:47:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=59450&class=1440&msg=%CB%DE%C9%E1%C2%A5%CF%C2%C4%B3%C5%AE%B4%F3%BA%B0%B0%D1%CE%D2%C7%AE%B0%FC%C8%D3%CF%C2%C0%B4%B9%FD%D2%BB%BB%E1%BC%FB%C2%A5%C9%CF%B7%C9%CF%C2%D0%D0%C0%EE%B1%B3%B0%FC%B5%C8%CE%EF%A3%AC%D5%E2%CA%B1%C2%A5%C9%CF%B4%AB%C0%B4%D2%BB%C9%F9%BA%F0%A3%BA%CE%D2%C3%BB%D5%D2%BC%FB%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D5%D2%B0%C9" target="_blank">宿舍楼下某女大喊把我钱包扔下来过一会见楼上飞下行李背包等物，这时楼上传来一声吼：我没找见你自己找吧</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:48:00

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" width="511" bgcolor="#e4e1f4" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#f5f5f5" height="30"><td class="blu01" align="center" width="85"></td><td class="bla02" style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px;"><a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=112759&class=1440&msg=+%C0%CF%D0%D6%C4%E3%D6%AA%B5%C0%CE%D2%C4%C7%CC%EC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B0%A4%C2%EE%C2%F0%A3%BF%CE%D2%BF%B4%BC%FB%C4%C7%F6%A6%C3%C3%D0%D8%C7%B0%D2%C2%B7%FE%B5%C4%D7%D6%CF%C2%C3%E6%D3%D0%CF%C2%BB%AE%CF%DF%A3%AC%BE%CD%C9%EC%B3%F6%D3%D2%CA%D6%B5%E3%C1%CB%D2%BB%CF%C2%A1%A3...+" target="_blank">老兄你知道我那天为什么挨骂吗？我看见那靓妹胸前衣服的字下面有下划线，就伸出右手点了一下。... </a></td></tr></tbody></table>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:48:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=169933&class=1440&msg=%CD%BB%C8%BB%BA%CD%C4%E3%CF%E0%D3%F6%A3%AC%D0%C4%D2%BB%D5%F3%BF%F1%CC%F8%A3%AC%CE%D2%B7%C5%C7%E1%C1%CB%BD%C5%B2%BD%A3%AC%C7%C4%C7%C4%C0%B4%B5%BD%C4%E3%C9%ED%C5%D4%A3%AC%A1%B0%BA%D9%BA%D9%A3%AC%B3%F4%F3%AF%F2%EF%A3%AC%D5%E2%B4%CE%C4%E3%CB%C0%B6%A8%C0%B2%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">突然和你相遇，心一阵狂跳，我放轻了脚步，悄悄来到你身旁，“嘿嘿，臭蟑蝻，这次你死定啦！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:49:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174888&class=1440&msg=%B7%A8%C2%C9%D1%A7%D0%A3%B5%C4%D2%BB%B4%CE%BF%BC%CA%D4%B5%C4%CC%E2%C4%BF%CA%C7%A3%BA%D6%D8%BB%E9%D7%EF%B5%C4%B3%CD%B7%A3%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%D3%D0%B8%F6%D1%A7%C9%FA%B5%C4%BB%D8%B4%F0%CA%C7%A3%BA%C1%BD%B8%F6%D5%C9%C4%B8%C4%EF%A3%A1" target="_blank">法律学校的一次考试的题目是：重婚罪的惩罚是什么？有个学生的回答是：两个丈母娘！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:49:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178998&class=1440&msg=%F2%F9%F2%F0%BE%F6%B6%A8%BC%DE%B8%F8%C0%CF%CA%F3%BA%F3%A3%AC%D4%E2%B5%BD%C7%D7%C6%DD%C5%F3%D3%D1%D2%BB%D6%C2%B7%B4%B6%D4%A3%AC%F2%F9%F2%F0%B0%D1%D0%A1%D7%EC%D2%BB%BE%EF%A3%BA%B1%F0%CD%FC%C1%CB%A3%AC%CB%FB%BF%C9%CA%C7%D6%BB%B0%D7%CA%F3%A3%AC%D4%F5%C3%B4%D7%C5%D2%B2%CA%C7%D2%BB%B0%D7%C1%EC%B0%A1%21" target="_blank">蝙蝠决定嫁给老鼠后，遭到亲戚朋友一致反对，蝙蝠把小嘴一撅：别忘了，他可是只白鼠，怎么着也是一白领啊!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:49:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=173889&class=1440&msg=%B0%AE%BA%C8%C6%A1%BE%C6%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B6%D1%C5%F3%D3%D1%A1%A3%B0%AE%BA%C8%BF%A7%B7%C8%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B6%D1%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1%A1%A3%B0%AE%BA%C8%C3%C6%BE%C6%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%2C%C3%BB%D3%D0%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1%BB%F2%D3%D0%C1%BD%B8%F6%D2%D4%C9%CF%B5%C4%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1" target="_blank">爱喝啤酒的男人，有一堆朋友。爱喝咖啡的男人，有一堆女朋友。爱喝闷酒的男人,没有女朋友或有两个以上的女朋友</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:50:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178965&class=1440&msg=%F0%D0%F0%C4%D6%BB%BB%E1%CB%B51%B5%BD9%A3%AC%D6%F7%C8%CB%BD%CC%CB%FC%A3%BA%CA%AE%A1%A2%CA%AE%A1%AD%A1%AD%F0%D0%F0%C4%BE%CD%CA%C7%B2%BB%CB%B5%A1%A3%D6%F7%C8%CB%C2%EE%A3%BA%B6%BC%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%BD%CC%C4%E3%B6%E0%C9%D9%B4%CE%C1%CB%A3%AC%BB%B9%D1%A7%B2%BB%BB%E1%A3%BF%B1%BF%A3%A1%F0%D0%F0%C4%CD%BB%C8%BB%BD%D0%A3%BA25%B4%CE%A3%A1%B6%FE%B0%D9%CE%E5%A1%A3" target="_blank">鹦鹉只会说1到9，主人教它：十、十……鹦鹉就是不说。主人骂：都不知道教你多少次了，还学不会？笨！鹦鹉突然叫：25次！二百五。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-3 16:50:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174103&class=1440&msg=%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%D5%A3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%CB%C0%C8%A5%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%D4%D9%D5%A3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%BB%EE%B9%FD%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%B2%BB%CD%A3%B5%D8%D5%A3%C0%B4%D5%A3%C8%A5%A3%AC%D3%DA%CA%C7%CE%D2%B1%E3%CB%C0%C8%A5%BB%EE%C0%B4%A3%A1" target="_blank">你的眼睛眨一下，我就死去，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来，你的眼睛不停地眨来眨去，于是我便死去活来！</a>

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