[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174886&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C9%FA%CE%EF%C0%CF%CA%A6%C3%E8%CA%F6%B7%C7%D6%DE%D2%B0%D6%ED%B5%C4%B3%A4%CF%E0%BC%FB%D1%A7%C9%FA%CB%AF%BE%F5%B1%E3%BA%C8%B5%C0%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%C3%C7%D2%AA%BF%B4%D7%C5%CE%D2%B0%A1%A3%A1%B2%BB%BF%B4%CE%D2%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%C7%D4%F5%C3%B4%D6%AA%B5%C0%B7%C7%D6%DE%D2%B0%D6%ED%B3%A4%B5%C4%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%D1%F9%D7%D3%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">生物老师描述非洲野猪的长相见学生睡觉便喝道：“你们要看着我啊！不看我，你们怎么知道非洲野猪长的是什么样子？”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=61392&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%E3%B5%C4%D2%C2%B7%FE%D5%FB%BD%E0%BB%B7%B1%A3%C9%ED%CC%E5%BE%A7%D3%A8%C8%E1%C8%ED%C6%A4%B7%F4%BD%E0%B0%D7%B9%E2%BB%AC%C4%DA%D0%C4%B7%E1%B8%BB%B6%E0%B2%C9%C9%ED%B2%C4%D4%C8%B3%C6%C0%E2%BD%C7%B7%D6%C3%F7%C6%F8%CF%A2%B7%D2%B7%BC.%CE%D2%CF%B2%BB%B6%C4%E3--%F4%D5%D7%D3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">你的衣服整洁环保身体晶莹柔软皮肤洁白光滑内心丰富多采身材匀称棱角分明气息芬芳.我喜欢你--粽子</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=48048&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C7%E9%B6%D4%B0%AE%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%CE%D2%CA%F4%D3%DA%D2%BB%C7%D0%C8%CB%A1%B1%B0%AE%B6%D4%C7%E9%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%CE%D2%D6%BB%B8%F8%D2%BB%B8%F6%C8%CB%A1%B1%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">情对爱说：“我属于一切人”爱对情说：“我只给一个人”。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=50320&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C0%CF%C6%C5%BA%CD%B5%E7%C4%D4%B5%C4%CF%E0%CD%AC%B5%E3%3ADOS%B4%ED%CE%F3%CC%E1%CA%BE%B5%C4%D2%E2%CB%BC%CA%C7%2C%C8%E7%B9%FB%C4%E3%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%CE%D2%CE%AA%BA%CE%C9%FA%C6%F8%2C%CE%D2%D2%B2%B2%BB%BB%E1%B8%E6%CB%DF%C4%E3%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%21" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">老婆和电脑的相同点:DOS错误提示的意思是,如果你不知道我为何生气,我也不会告诉你为什么!</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=46668&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B5%E7%C4%D4%C9%CC%3A%B2%FA%C6%B7%C2%FA%D2%E2%C2%F0%3F%D3%C3%BB%A7%3A%D5%FB%CC%E5%CD%A6%BA%C3%2C%BE%CD%CA%C7%B2%E8%B1%AD%BC%DC%B2%BB%BD%E1%CA%B5.%B5%E7%C4%D4%C9%CC%3A%BC%DC%D7%D3%3F%B2%FA%C6%B7%D3%A6%C3%BB%B1%AD%BC%DC%3F%D3%C3%BB%A7%3A%BE%CD%CA%C7%D0%B4%D7%C552X%C4%C7%B8%F6." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">电脑商:产品满意吗?用户:整体挺好,就是茶杯架不结实.电脑商:架子?产品应没杯架?用户:就是写着52X那个.</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174966&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%DD%E6%A4%CB%C4%CC%F5%B9%B7%C0%ED%C2%DB%A3%BA%CF%C8%CA%C7%C1%D4%B9%B7%A3%AC%C9%C6%D3%DA%B7%A2%CF%D6%C4%BF%B1%EA%A1%A3%B6%FE%CA%C7%B7%E8%B9%B7%A3%AC%C7%EE%D7%B7%B2%BB%C9%E1%A1%A3%C8%FD%CA%C7%C0%B5%C6%A4%B9%B7%A3%AC%CB%C0%B2%F8%B2%BB%B7%C5%A1%A3%D7%EE%BA%F3%CA%C7%B9%FE%B0%CD%B9%B7%A3%AC%CB%E6%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%D1%F9%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">泡妞四条狗理论：先是猎狗，善于发现目标。二是疯狗，穷追不舍。三是赖皮狗，死缠不放。最后是哈巴狗，随你怎么样！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178971&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C2%ED%B7%E4%D7%B7%C7%F3%B0%D7%BA%FB%B5%FB%A3%BA%C4%E3%CA%C7%BD%E0%B0%D7%B5%C4%CC%EC%CA%B9%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%B0%AE%C4%E3%B5%C4%B4%BF%C6%D3%A1%A3%B5%DA%B6%FE%CC%EC%D3%F6%BC%FB%BB%A8%BA%FB%B5%FB%A3%AC%C2%ED%B7%E4%B6%A2%C1%CB%BA%C3%BE%C3%CD%DA%BF%E0%B5%C0%A3%BA%C2%F9%CA%B1%C9%D0%B0%A1%A3%A1%D5%E2%C3%B4%BF%EC%BE%CD%B8%E3%C9%CF%C9%ED%CC%E5%B2%CA%BB%E6%C0%B2%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">马蜂追求白蝴蝶：你是洁白的天使，我就爱你的纯朴。第二天遇见花蝴蝶，马蜂盯了好久挖苦道：蛮时尚啊！这么快就搞上身体彩绘啦！</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=182610&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%EB%C4%E3%CA%C7%C4%CF%B9%CF%A3%AC%B0%AE%C4%E3%CB%C6%BB%C6%B9%CF%A3%AC%CE%C5%C4%E3%BD%F0%CF%E3%B9%CF%A3%AC%C7%D7%C4%E3%B9%FE%C3%DC%B9%CF%A1%A3%BA%DE%C4%E3%CA%C7%BA%FA%B9%CF%A3%AC%B3%D4%C4%E3%CA%C7%CE%F7%B9%CF%A3%AC%C2%EE%C4%E3%CA%C7%B6%AC%B9%CF%A3%AC%B4%F2%C4%E3%D5%E2%C9%B5%B9%CF%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">想你是南瓜，爱你似黄瓜，闻你金香瓜，亲你哈密瓜。恨你是胡瓜，吃你是西瓜，骂你是冬瓜，打你这傻瓜。</font></a>

mmhgj

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=50010&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CE%D2%B0%AE%C4%E3%A3%AC%BF%C9%CA%C7%CE%D2%B2%BB%B8%D2%CB%B5%A3%AC%CE%D2%C5%C2%CB%B5%C0%AD%A3%AC%CE%D2%BB%E1%C2%ED%C9%CF%CB%C0%C8%A5%A3%AC%CE%D2%CB%C0%C0%AD%A3%AC%BE%CD%C3%BB%D3%D0%C8%CB%CF%F1%CE%D2%D5%E2%C3%B4%B0%AE%C4%E3%C0%AD%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">我爱你，可是我不敢说，我怕说拉，我会马上死去，我死拉，就没有人像我这么爱你拉！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=171655&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CE%D2%D7%F2%CC%EC%CD%D0%D2%BB%D6%BB%CE%C3%D7%D3%C8%A5%D5%D2%C4%E3%A3%AC%C8%C3%CB%FC%B8%E6%CB%DF%C4%E3%CE%D2%D3%D0%B6%E0%CF%EB%C4%E3%A3%AC%C8%C3%CB%FC%CC%E6%CE%D2%CE%C7%CE%C7%C4%E3%A1%A3%C4%E3%BF%C9%B1%F0%C9%D5%CE%C3%CF%E3%B0%D1%CB%FC%CF%C5%C5%DC%C1%CB%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">我昨天托一只蚊子去找你，让它告诉你我有多想你，让它替我吻吻你。你可别烧蚊香把它吓跑了。</font></a>