[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=96767&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D6%BB%D6%A9%D6%EB8%CC%F5%CD%C8%A3%AC%B4%D3%CC%EC%C9%CF%B5%F4%CF%C2%C0%B4%BB%B9%CA%A37%CC%F5%CE%CA%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%B4%F0%A3%BA%C4%C7%CC%F5%CD%C8%CE%E6%D7%A1%D0%D8%BF%DA%CB%B5%BF%C9%CF%C5%CB%C0%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一只蜘蛛8条腿，从天上掉下来还剩7条问为什么？答：那条腿捂住胸口说可吓死我了！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45894&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BD%CC%CA%DA%A3%BA%D2%BB%B8%F6%C9%B5%B9%CF%CC%E1%B5%C4%CE%CA%CC%E2%A3%AC10%B8%F6%B4%CF%C3%F7%C8%CB%D2%B2%BB%D8%B4%F0%B2%BB%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1%B4%F3%D1%A7%C9%FA%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%D1%B9%D6%CE%D2%BF%BC%CA%D4%D7%DC%D2%B2%B2%BB%BC%B0%B8%F1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">教授：一个傻瓜提的问题，10个聪明人也回答不了。”大学生：“难怪我考试总也不及格</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=49140&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%A3%BA%BF%EC%BF%BC%CA%D4%C1%CB%A3%AC%CA%D4%BE%ED%D2%D1%BE%AD%BD%BB%B5%BD%D3%A1%CB%A2%B3%A7%C1%CB%A1%A3%C4%E3%C3%C7%D2%AA%BA%C3%BA%C3%B8%B4%CF%B0%A3%AC%BB%B9%D3%D0%CA%B2%C3%B4%CE%CA%CC%E2%D2%AA%CE%CA%B5%C4%A3%BF%D1%A7%C9%FA%A3%BA%C7%EB%CE%CA%CA%C7%C4%C4%B8%F6%D3%A1%CB%A2%B3%A7%A3%BF" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">老师说：快考试了，试卷已经交到印刷厂了。你们要好好复习，还有什么问题要问的？学生：请问是哪个印刷厂？</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=59897&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C0%CF%CA%A6%B6%D4%D2%BB%C8%BA%BE%AD%B3%A3%B2%BB%BC%B0%B8%F1%B5%C4%CD%AC%D1%A7%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%CE%D2%C3%C7%D2%D4%C7%B0%CA%C7%BD%CC%CA%E9%A3%AC%CF%D6%D4%DA%C8%B4%CA%C7%BD%CC%D6%ED%A3%A1%A1%B1%D2%BB%CD%AC%D1%A7%BB%D8%B5%C0%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%D2%B2%B2%BB%B9%FD%CA%C7%D1%F8%D6%ED%D7%A8%D2%B5%BB%A7%C2%EF%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一老师对一群经常不及格的同学说：“我们以前是教书，现在却是教猪！”一同学回道：“你也不过是养猪专业户嘛！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=50319&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C0%CF%C6%C5%BA%CD%B5%E7%C4%D4%B5%C4%CF%E0%CD%AC%B5%E3%3A%B3%FD%C1%CB%B9%A9%D3%A6%C9%CC%2C%C3%BB%C8%CB%C3%F7%B0%D7%CB%FC%C3%C7%B5%C4%D4%CB%D0%D0%B9%E6%C2%C9." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">老婆和电脑的相同点:除了供应商,没人明白它们的运行规律.</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174166&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%BA%A1%B0%D4%F5%C3%B4%D5%D2%B2%BB%B5%BD%CE%D2%B5%C4%B1%CA%C1%CB%C4%D8%A3%BF%CE%D2%CF%EB%B8%F8%C4%E3%BF%AA%D2%A9%B7%BD.%A1%B1%B2%A1%C8%CB%D0%A1%C9%F9%B5%D8%CC%E1%D0%D1%B5%BD%A3%BA%A1%B0%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%C4%FA%B2%BB%CA%C7%B0%D1%CB%FC%B7%C5%D4%DA%CE%D2%B5%C4%B8%EC%D6%AB%CE%D1%C0%EF%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">医生：“怎么找不到我的笔了呢？我想给你开药方.”病人小声地提醒到：“医生，您不是把它放在我的胳肢窝里了吗？”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174166&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%BA%A1%B0%D4%F5%C3%B4%D5%D2%B2%BB%B5%BD%CE%D2%B5%C4%B1%CA%C1%CB%C4%D8%A3%BF%CE%D2%CF%EB%B8%F8%C4%E3%BF%AA%D2%A9%B7%BD.%A1%B1%B2%A1%C8%CB%D0%A1%C9%F9%B5%D8%CC%E1%D0%D1%B5%BD%A3%BA%A1%B0%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%C4%FA%B2%BB%CA%C7%B0%D1%CB%FC%B7%C5%D4%DA%CE%D2%B5%C4%B8%EC%D6%AB%CE%D1%C0%EF%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">医生：“怎么找不到我的笔了呢？我想给你开药方.”病人小声地提醒到：“医生，您不是把它放在我的胳肢窝里了吗？”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=50447&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CE%D2%D4%F8%BE%AD%CF%B2%BB%B6%B9%FD%D2%BB%B8%F6%C5%AE%BA%A2%A3%AC%C4%C7%CA%C7%D2%BB%B8%F6%C7%E0%C9%AC%B5%C4%C4%EA%B4%FA%A3%AC%D3%D0%D7%C5%D2%BB%CB%BF%C6%DA%B4%FD%B2%A2%D7%C5%D2%BB%D0%A9%CE%DE%C4%CE%A1%A3%CB%E4%C8%BB%CB%FD%D2%D1%CA%C7%B1%F0%C8%CB%B5%C4%B0%AE%A3%AC%B5%AB%D4%B8%CB%FD%D3%C0%D4%B6%BF%C9%B0%AE%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">我曾经喜欢过一个女孩，那是一个青涩的年代，有着一丝期待并着一些无奈。虽然她已是别人的爱，但愿她永远可爱！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45901&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B7%BF%B6%AB%C5%E3%D7%C5%D0%C2%B7%BF%BF%CD%D4%DA%BF%B4%CE%DD%D7%D3%A1%A3%B7%BF%BF%CD%A3%BA%A1%B0%BF%B4%C0%B4%A3%AC%D5%E2%CE%DD%D7%D3%CA%C7%BE%AD%B3%A3%C2%A9%CB%AE%B5%C4%A1%A3%A1%B1%B7%BF%B6%AB%A3%BA%A1%B0%B2%BB%B2%BB%A3%AC%CB%FC%D6%BB%D3%D0%D4%DA%CF%C2%D3%EA%CC%EC%B2%C5%C2%A9%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">房东陪着新房客在看屋子。房客：“看来，这屋子是经常漏水的。”房东：“不不，它只有在下雨天才漏。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=106513&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%D6%D4%DA%C7%EB%C3%FE%C3%FE%C1%B3%B6%D4%BE%B5%B9%CB%C5%CE%D0%A6%D2%BB%D0%A6%C8%E7%B9%FB%B7%F4%C9%AB%B7%DB%BA%EC%C1%B3%C9%CF%B5%C4%C8%DE%C3%AB%CF%CA%C4%DB%C8%E1%C8%ED%C4%C7%C3%B4%CB%B5%C3%F7%BA%DC%BD%A1%BF%B5%BA%C3%C1%CB%D5%E2%B4%CE%B5%C4%A1%B6%D1%F8%D6%ED%D6%AA%CA%B6%BD%B2%D7%F9%A1%B7%BE%CD%B5%BD%D5%E2%C0%EF%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">现在请摸摸脸对镜顾盼笑一笑如果肤色粉红脸上的绒毛鲜嫩柔软那么说明很健康好了这次的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里！</font></a>