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<p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">6</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">月</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">日</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">周六上午被逼到友谊百货参加</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">V</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">客会</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">一个人跑到楼上买了个貔貅手链</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">很漂亮，高兴的带在手上．</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">活动结束，走在广场上，突然感觉有谁踩我一脚</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">结果看见旁边一辆白色福克斯左侧轮胎紧贴着我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">才知道我的脚是被车压了，２９年第一次被车压．</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">．．．</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">回家吃完中午，赶着出去做事，我家小狗照惯例汪汪的铺向我的后腿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">给我做欢送仪式</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">突然感觉后腿一股刺痛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,<p></p></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">被它咬了一大口</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.<p></p></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">...<p></p></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">下午</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">家楼下碰到一个收荒匠</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">笑盈盈的把我新买的貔貅送给了这个有缘人</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.<p></p></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">希望他能有好运气</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">再怎么说也是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">300</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">多的东西</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">不算我害他了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.<p></p></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">&nbsp;<p></p></font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">这么好看的貔貅手链</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">没想到到我这就会这样．</span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">对不起了貔貅．</span></p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;"><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">星期天</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">赶紧找了个银店</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">买了两根平安纹的银手链</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Arial Unicode MS&quot;;">稳稳的带在了我的右手</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">.</font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">保佑！保佑！</span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">谢谢！谢谢！</span></p></span>

令狐火

<p>早晓得嘛，我就去扮收荒匠了，啷个也是300多的貔貅，你不算害我~~~</p><p></p>

小麦大米

<p>6月6日</p><p>看到一个好有意思笑话.</p><p>男人的友谊与女人的友谊<br/>1.<br/>一个女人有一晚没回家 隔天她跟老公说他睡在一个女性朋友那边 她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友，没有一个知道这件事！<br/>2.<br/>一个男人有一晚没回家睡 隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边 她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友，有八个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家...... 还有2个说"他老公还在他那儿！<br/>3.<br/>" 某网友的回帖：昨完把此帖给我老婆看，没想到她兴致大发；立刻打电话给我朋友问我是否在他们那里．结果可想而知，再次论证了上诉观点！更离谱的是有一哥们竟然说我在他家喝醉了，正睡着呢，还问我老婆要不要喊我起来接电话？在挂了电话后，那哥们的电话马上打到我手机上，一接通没等我说话就大喊：在哪呢，快回家吧，你老婆找你呢，我说你在我家喝醉了．．．．．．回去前别忘了先喝口酒．．．．．． 通完话，我看着老婆默默无语 </p><p></p><p>切记切记</p>

阿恰

<p>这孩子，疯鸟...........</p><p>貔貅....偶正想去买呢...</p><p>考虑下再说鸟...........</p>

小麦大米

<p>真要考虑清楚,也许很适合你,也许是我这样子</p><p>证明我天生没发财命,不知道你有没</p><p>也的确值得拼一拼哈</p>

-随风-

米米,表说我不厚道,但是真的很笑人,把我笑腾了.

小麦大米

<p>那一下那个连锁消费,整脱我1千多</p><p>心痛得很</p><p>你还笑</p>

小麦大米

<p>6月12日</p><p>没想到自己居然真能做出决定</p><p>更没想到决定以后心情是这样的轻松</p><p>期望我没选错</p><p>期望会有好运气.</p>

下雨

<p>啥子决定?</p><p>说来听哈喃?</p>

我是狐狸未成精

<p>祝你好运~~~~</p><p>好运连连~~~~</p><p>（PS：要记到请吃饭哈！！！）</p>