[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:23:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204063&class=1440&msg=%BF%F1%B7%E7%B1%A9%D3%EA%C6%DE%D4%F5%C3%B4%D2%B2%CB%AF%B2%BB%D7%C5%CD%C6%D0%D1%C1%CB%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%AC%CB%B5%B5%C0%A1%B0%BF%EC%C6%F0%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%C3%BB%D3%D0%B7%A2%CF%D6%B7%BF%D7%D3%D4%DA%B0%DA%BB%CE%A3%BF%BA%C3%CF%F3%D2%AA%B5%B9%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%B0%B2%D0%C4%CB%AF%B0%C9%A1%A3%C4%E3%B2%BB%CA%C7%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%AC%D5%E2%B7%BF%D7%D3%CA%C7%D7%E2%B5%C4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">狂风暴雨妻怎么也睡不着推醒了丈夫，说道“快起来，你没有发现房子在摆晃？好象要倒了”“安心睡吧。你不是不知道，这房子是租的！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:23:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204064&class=1440&msg=%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%C6%C5%C6%C5%D4%DA%BD%CC%CC%C3%D3%D7%B6%F9%D4%B0%B8%BA%D4%F0%A3%AC%D2%BB%CC%EC%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%B6%F9%D7%D3%B1%E4%B5%C3%D3%D0%D0%A9%C4%D1%D1%B5%CA%B1%A3%AC%D5%E4%C4%DD%B5%C4%C6%C5%C6%C5%C8%B0%D6%FA%CA%D6%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%B8%C3%B3%C6%CB%FB%B1%A9%CD%BD%B5%AB%BF%B4%D4%DA%CA%C7%CE%D2%CB%EF%D7%D3%B5%C4%B7%DD%C9%CF%A3%AC%CE%D2%CB%B5%CB%FB%D3%D0%A1%B0%C7%B1%D4%DA%B5%C4%C1%EC%B5%BC%B2%C5%C4%DC%A1%B1" target="_blank">珍妮的婆婆在教堂幼儿园负责，一天珍妮的儿子变得有些难训时，珍妮的婆婆劝助手说：我该称他暴徒但看在是我孙子的份上，我说他有“潜在的领导才能”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204065&class=1440&msg=%CF%E7%CF%C2%C7%D7%BC%D2%BD%F8%B3%C7%CC%BD%CD%FB%A3%AC%B3%C7%C0%EF%C7%D7%BC%D2%B4%FD%D2%D4%CB%C9%C2%DE%C8%AA%CB%AE%B2%E8%A1%A3%CF%E7%C8%CB%C1%AC%C9%F9%D4%DE%D4%BB%A3%BA%BA%C3%21%C7%D7%CE%CC%D2%D4%CE%AA%B1%CB%C4%DC%B8%F1%CE%EF%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%CA%D4%BB%A3%BA%C7%D7%BC%D2%CB%B5%BA%C3%A3%AC%CA%C7%B2%E8%D2%B6%BA%C3%A3%AC%BB%B9%CA%C7%CB%AE%BA%C3%A3%BF%CF%E7%C8%CB%B4%F0%A3%BA%C8%C8%B5%C3%D3%D0%C8%A4%A1%A3" target="_blank">乡下亲家进城探望，城里亲家待以松罗泉水茶。乡人连声赞曰：好!亲翁以为彼能格物，因问曰：亲家说好，是茶叶好，还是水好？乡人答：热得有趣。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204066&class=1440&msg=A%C9%CFB%BC%D2%D7%F6%BF%CD%A3%AC%BC%FBB%D5%FD%D7%F6%B7%B9%A3%AC%BA%DC%C6%E6%B9%D6%A1%B0%D4%F5%C3%B4%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D7%F6%B7%B9%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%CF%D6%D4%DA%D6%BB%B5%C3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D7%F6%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%C5%AE%C6%CD%C4%D8%A1%B1%A1%B0%CB%FD%BD%E1%BB%E9%B5%B1%C1%CB%C5%AE%D6%F7%C8%CB%C0%B2%A1%B1%A1%B0%CA%C7%C2%F0%A3%AC%B8%FA%CB%AD%D1%BD%A1%B1%A1%B0%B8%FA%CE%D2%A1%B1" target="_blank">A上B家做客，见B正做饭，很奇怪“怎么你自己做饭？”“现在只得自己做了”“为什么？女仆呢”“她结婚当了女主人啦”“是吗，跟谁呀”“跟我”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204067&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%C2%F1%D4%B9%D5%C9%B7%F2%A1%B0%CE%D2%BB%BC%B2%A1%CE%D4%B4%B2%A3%AC%C4%E3%C8%B4%B5%BD%CD%E2%C3%E6%CC%F8%CE%E8%A1%B1%D5%C9%B7%F2%B1%E7%BD%E2%A1%B0%D5%E2%D3%D0%CA%B2%C3%B4%B2%BB%C3%F7%B0%D7%A3%AC%C4%E3%D3%D0%B2%A1%CE%D4%B4%B2%A3%AC%CE%D2%D4%BC%C8%CB%B5%BD%BC%D2%C0%EF%CC%F8%A3%AC%C4%E3%BF%CF%B6%A8%B7%B3%A3%BB%CE%D2%B6%E3%BF%AA%C4%E3%B5%BD%CD%E2%C3%E6%CC%F8%A3%AC%BB%B9%B2%BB%CC%E6%C4%E3%D7%C5%CF%EB%A3%BF%A1%B1" target="_blank">妻埋怨丈夫“我患病卧床，你却到外面跳舞”丈夫辩解“这有什么不明白，你有病卧床，我约人到家里跳，你肯定烦；我躲开你到外面跳，还不替你着想？”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:24:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204068&class=1440&msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%A3%BA%D2%BB%D7%F9%C2%A5%B7%BF%B5%C4%C2%A5%CC%DD%B9%B2%B7%D6%CB%C4%B6%CE%A3%AC%C3%BF%B6%CE%D3%D0%B6%FE%CA%AE%BC%B6%CC%A8%BD%D7%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%D2%AA%B5%C7%C9%CF%B6%A5%C2%A5%A3%AC%D2%BB%B9%B2%D2%AA%BF%E7%B6%E0%C9%D9%BC%B6%CC%A8%BD%D7%A3%BF%D1%A7%C9%FA%A3%BA%CB%F9%D3%D0%B5%C4%CC%A8%BD%D7%21" target="_blank">老师：一座楼房的楼梯共分四段，每段有二十级台阶，如果要登上顶楼，一共要跨多少级台阶？学生：所有的台阶!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204069&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%CB%B1%BB%C5%F3%D3%D1%D1%FB%C8%A5%B2%CE%BC%D3%C7%F2%C8%FC%A1%B0%CA%B5%D4%DA%B1%A7%C7%B8%A3%AC%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%CF%B2%BB%B6%CE%D2%B4%F2%C7%F2%A1%A3%A1%B1%A1%B0%BA%CE%B1%D8%C5%C2%CB%FD%A3%BF%A1%B1%D2%BB%C7%F2%C3%D4%C8%A1%D0%A6%CB%FB%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%CA%C7%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%BB%B9%CA%C7%C0%CF%CA%F3%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%CA%C7%C4%D0%C8%CB%B5%AB%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%C5%C2%C0%CF%CA%F3%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">一人被朋友邀去参加球赛“实在抱歉，我太太不喜欢我打球。”“何必怕她？”一球迷取笑他：“你是男人，还是老鼠？”“我是男人但我太太怕老鼠。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204070&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%CE%BB%C4%D0%CA%BF%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%D5%E6%B2%BB%B6%AE%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B7%A8%C2%C9%B9%E6%B6%A8%D2%BB%B8%F6%C4%D0%C8%CB%D6%BB%C4%DC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%C0%CF%C6%C5%A1%A3%C1%ED%D2%BB%CE%BB%C4%D0%CA%BF%CB%B5%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%CF%B6%A8%CA%C7%B8%F6%B5%A5%C9%ED%BA%BA%A3%AC%C4%E3%BD%E1%BB%E9%D6%AE%BA%F3%BE%CD%BB%E1%B7%A2%CF%D6%A3%AC%C6%E4%CA%B5%D5%E2%CC%F5%B7%A8%C2%C9%CA%C7%B1%A3%BB%A4%C4%D0%C8%CB%B5%C4%A1%A3" target="_blank">一位男士说：我真不懂为什么法律规定一个男人只能有一个老婆。另一位男士说：你肯定是个单身汉，你结婚之后就会发现，其实这条法律是保护男人的。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204071&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%CE%CA%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%BB%D8%C0%B4%CA%B1%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%DC%CD%ED%C1%CB%A3%BF%CE%D2%B7%C2%B7%F0%CC%FD%BC%FB%B9%D2%D6%D3%B4%F2%C1%BD%B5%E3%A1%A3%A1%B1%A1%B0%B9%D2%D6%D3%CA%C7%B4%F2%C1%CB%C1%BD%CF%C2%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%CB%FC%B1%BE%C0%B4%D3%A6%B8%C3%B4%F2%CA%AE%CF%C2%A3%AC%B5%AB%CE%AA%C1%CB%B2%BB%B0%D1%C4%E3%B3%B3%D0%D1%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%D6%B8%D5%EB%B2%A6%B9%FD%C8%A5%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">妻问丈夫：“你回来时是不是很晚了？我仿佛听见挂钟打两点。”“挂钟是打了两下亲爱的，它本来应该打十下，但为了不把你吵醒，我把指针拨过去了。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:25:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204072&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%CE%CA%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%BB%D8%C0%B4%CA%B1%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%DC%CD%ED%C1%CB%A3%BF%CE%D2%B7%C2%B7%F0%CC%FD%BC%FB%B9%D2%D6%D3%B4%F2%C1%BD%B5%E3%A1%A3%A1%B1%A1%B0%B9%D2%D6%D3%CA%C7%B4%F2%C1%CB%C1%BD%CF%C2%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%CB%FC%B1%BE%C0%B4%D3%A6%B8%C3%B4%F2%CA%AE%CF%C2%A3%AC%B5%AB%CE%AA%C1%CB%B2%BB%B0%D1%C4%E3%B3%B3%D0%D1%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%D6%B8%D5%EB%B2%A6%B9%FD%C8%A5%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">妻问丈夫：“你回来时是不是很晚了？我仿佛听见挂钟打两点。”“挂钟是打了两下亲爱的，它本来应该打十下，但为了不把你吵醒，我把指针拨过去了。”</a>

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