[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204042&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%B2%C2%D2%C9%B3%C9%D0%D4%A3%AC%D7%DC%BB%B3%D2%C9%D5%C9%B7%F2%D4%DA%CD%E2%C3%E6%D3%EB%C6%E4%CB%FB%C5%AE%C8%CB%B9%ED%BB%EC%A3%AC%C3%BF%CC%EC%B6%BC%D2%AA%BC%EC%B2%E9%D2%C2%CE%EF%C9%CF%D3%D0%C3%BB%D3%D0%CD%B7%B7%A2%B5%C8%A3%AC%BF%C9%CA%BC%D6%D5%C3%BB%D3%D0%B7%A2%CF%D6%A3%AC%B1%E3%CE%CA%A3%BA%C4%E3%CB%B5%CA%B5%BB%B0%A3%AC%CA%C7%B2%BB%CA%C7%B8%FA%D2%BB%B8%F6%CD%BA%CD%B7%C5%AE%C8%CB%D4%DA%D2%BB%C6%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">妻猜疑成性，总怀疑丈夫在外面与其他女人鬼混，每天都要检查衣物上有没有头发等，可始终没有发现，便问：你说实话，是不是跟一个秃头女人在一起？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204043&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%D3%EB%C6%DE%A1%A2%C4%B8%C7%D7%C8%FD%C8%CB%BB%AE%B4%AC%A3%AC%C4%B8%C7%D7%D7%F9%C7%B0%C3%E6%A3%AC%C6%DE%BA%CD%CB%FB%B2%A2%BC%E7%D7%F9%BA%F3%C3%E6%A1%A3%C4%B8%C7%D7%CE%CA%A3%BA%D2%AA%CA%C7%D5%E2%B4%AC%B7%AD%C1%CB%C4%E3%BB%E1%BE%C8%CB%AD%A3%BF%C6%DE%B6%A2%D7%C5%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%C3%A6%CF%F2%C6%DE%D5%A3%D1%DB%B2%A2%C5%F6%C1%CB%CB%FD%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%B4%F0%A3%BA%B5%B1%C8%BB%CF%C8%BE%C8%C4%E3" target="_blank">丈夫与妻、母亲三人划船，母亲座前面，妻和他并肩座后面。母亲问：要是这船翻了你会救谁？妻盯着丈夫，丈夫忙向妻眨眼并碰了她一下，答：当然先救你</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204044&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%B2%BB%CF%F1%B9%FD%C8%A5%C4%C7%C3%B4%B0%AE%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%AC%CF%D6%D4%DA%BF%B4%B5%BD%CE%D2%BF%DE%B6%BC%B2%BB%CE%CA%CE%D2%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C1%CB%A1%A3%B7%F2%A3%BA%B6%D4%B2%BB%C6%F0%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%AA%CE%D2%B5%C4%BE%AD%BC%C3%C4%DC%C1%A6%D2%D1%BE%AD%B2%BB%C8%E7%B9%FD%C8%A5%A3%AC%C3%BF%D2%BB%BB%D8%CE%CA%BE%CD%B5%C3%C5%DC%D2%BB%B4%CE%B4%F3%C9%CC%B3%A1%A3%AC%D5%E2%BF%C9%CE%CA%B2%BB%B5%C3%A1%A3" target="_blank">妻：你不像过去那么爱我了，现在看到我哭都不问我为什么了。夫：对不起，因为我的经济能力已经不如过去，每一回问就得跑一次大商场，这可问不得。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204045&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%B4%B5%E7%CA%D3%C9%CF%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%B6%E0%BF%C9%B6%F1%A3%AC%C3%BB%C7%AE%B6%C4%BE%B9%B0%D1%D7%D4%BC%BA%C0%CF%C6%C5%BA%CD%C5%AE%B6%F9%C2%F4%B5%F4%A3%AC%C0%CF%B9%AB%C4%E3%B8%C3%B2%BB%BB%E1%B6%D4%CE%D2%D5%E2%C3%B4%D7%F6%B0%C9%A3%BF%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%B5%B1%C8%BB%B2%BB%BB%E1%C0%B2%A3%AC%B2%BB%D6%B5%C7%AE%B5%C4%B6%AB%CE%F7%D4%F5%C3%B4%C4%DC%B5%D6%D1%BA%C4%D8%A1%A3" target="_blank">妻：你看电视上的男人多可恶，没钱赌竟把自己老婆和女儿卖掉，老公你该不会对我这么做吧？丈夫：当然不会啦，不值钱的东西怎么能抵押呢。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204046&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%D2%BB%B4%F3%B0%D1%C4%EA%BC%CD%C1%CB%A3%AC%D6%C1%BD%F1%D2%BB%CA%C2%CE%DE%B3%C9%D6%AA%B5%C0%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C2%F0%A3%BF%BE%CD%D2%F2%CE%AA%C4%E3%C3%BB%D3%D0%D2%BB%B5%E3%C3%B0%CF%D5%BE%AB%C9%F1%A1%A3%B7%F2%A3%BA%CB%B5%CE%D2%C3%BB%D3%D0%C3%B0%CF%D5%BE%AB%C9%F1%A3%AC%CE%D2%B2%BB%CA%C7%C8%A2%C1%CB%C4%E3%C2%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">妻：你一大把年纪了，至今一事无成知道为什么吗？就因为你没有一点冒险精神。夫：说我没有冒险精神，我不是娶了你吗？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204047&class=1440&msg=%C1%DA%BE%D3%BC%D2%C0%E9%B0%CA%C4%DA%A3%ACA%BE%FD%D5%FD%D3%EB%C1%DA%BE%D3%D2%BB%C6%AF%C1%C1%C5%AE%BA%A2%CA%B9%BE%A2%BD%BB%CC%B8%A3%AC%CD%BB%C8%BB%D2%BB%B0%D1%B2%CB%B5%B6%B7%C9%B9%FDA%BE%FD%B6%FA%BC%CA%A3%AC%D6%B1%B2%E5%C8%EB%C9%ED%C5%D4%B4%F3%CA%F7%A3%ACA%BE%FD%B5%C0%C7%B8%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%B5%C3%D7%DF%C1%CB%A1%A3%CE%D2%C6%DE%D7%D3%D4%DA%BD%D0%CE%D2%B3%D4%B7%B9%A1%A3" target="_blank">邻居家篱笆内，A君正与邻居一漂亮女孩使劲交谈，突然一把菜刀飞过A君耳际，直插入身旁大树，A君道歉说：我得走了。我妻子在叫我吃饭。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204048&class=1440&msg=%D4%DA%C0%EB%BB%E9%CB%DF%CB%CF%CD%A5%C9%CF%A3%AC%B7%A8%B9%D9%CB%B5%A3%BA%CC%AB%CC%AB%A3%AC%D5%D5%D5%E2%D1%F9%BF%B4%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%C8%B7%CA%B5%B6%D4%C4%E3%D5%C9%B7%F2%B2%BB%D6%D2%CA%B5%A1%A3%C6%DE%A3%BA%B4%ED%C1%CB%A3%AC%CA%C7%CE%D2%D5%C9%B7%F2%CF%C8%C6%AD%C1%CB%CE%D2%A3%AC%CB%FB%CB%B5%D2%AA%B3%F6%B2%EE%D2%BB%B8%F6%D4%C2%A3%AC%BF%C9%CA%C7%B5%DA%B6%FE%CC%EC%BE%CD%BB%D8%C0%B4%C1%CB%A1%A3" target="_blank">在离婚诉讼庭上，法官说：太太，照这样看来，你确实对你丈夫不忠实。妻：错了，是我丈夫先骗了我，他说要出差一个月，可是第二天就回来了。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:20:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204049&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%CF%F2%C6%DE%D7%D3%B1%A7%D4%B9%B5%C0%A3%BA%D4%DB%B6%F9%D7%D3%BE%B9%C8%BB%D4%DA%C8%D5%BC%C7%C9%CF%D0%B4%A3%AC%CE%D2%D7%EE%CF%B2%BB%B6%B5%C4%B6%AB%CE%F7%CA%C7%B0%D6%B0%D6%A1%A3%C6%DE%D7%D3%B2%BB%D2%D4%CE%AA%C8%BB%B5%D8%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%E2%B8%F6%CE%CA%CC%E2%BA%C3%BD%E2%BE%F6%A3%AC%D2%BB%BB%E1%C4%E3%B8%E6%CB%DF%CB%FB%A3%AC%CB%FB%B0%D6%B0%D6%B2%BB%CA%C7%B6%AB%CE%F7%A1%A3" target="_blank">丈夫向妻子抱怨道：咱儿子竟然在日记上写，我最喜欢的东西是爸爸。妻子不以为然地说：这个问题好解决，一会你告诉他，他爸爸不是东西。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:21:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204050&class=1440&msg=%D0%A1%C3%F7%C5%AE%D3%D1%A3%BA%BC%D9%C8%E7%C4%E3%CA%A7%C8%A5%CE%D2%C4%E3%BD%AB%BB%E1%D4%F5%D1%F9%A3%BF%D0%A1%C3%F7%A3%BA%B2%E8%B2%BB%CB%BC%A3%AC%B7%B9%B2%BB%CF%EB%A1%A3%C6%E4%C5%AE%D3%D1%BC%A4%B6%AF%B5%C4%CB%B5%A3%BA%CA%C7%B5%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%CE%D2%CC%AB%B0%AE%C4%E3%C1%CB%A1%A3%D0%A1%C3%F7%A3%BA%CE%D2%D6%BB%CF%EB%C8%A5%BA%C8%C6%A1%BE%C6%A1%A3" target="_blank">小明女友：假如你失去我你将会怎样？小明：茶不思，饭不想。其女友激动的说：是的吗？我太爱你了。小明：我只想去喝啤酒。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:21:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204051&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%B8%F4%B1%DA%CC%AB%CC%AB%C2%F2%C1%CB%D2%BB%B6%A5%D0%C2%C3%B1%D7%D3%A3%AC%D5%E6%BA%C3%BF%B4%D1%BD%21%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%CA%C7%C2%F0%A3%BF%C8%E7%B9%FB%CB%FB%CF%F1%C4%E3%C4%C7%C3%B4%C6%AF%C1%C1%BE%CD%B2%BB%D3%C3%C2%F2%C3%B1%D7%D3%C1%CB%21%B6%D4%C2%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">妻子：亲爱的，隔壁太太买了一顶新帽子，真好看呀!丈夫：是吗？如果他像你那么漂亮就不用买帽子了!对吗？</a>

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