[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204032&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%C2%F1%D4%B9%C6%DE%D7%F6%B5%C4%B7%B9%A3%AC%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%D7%F6%B0%C9%A3%AC%C4%E3%D2%AA%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%E3%B2%A2%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%CD%D2%BB%B8%F6%B3%F8%D7%D3%BD%E1%BB%E9%A1%A3%B0%EB%D2%B9%C6%DE%B1%BB%C9%F9%D2%F4%B3%B3%D0%D1%A3%AC%C8%C3%B7%F2%C8%A5%BF%B4%BF%B4%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%C4%E3%D7%D4%BC%BA%C8%A5%BF%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%D3%D6%B2%BB%CA%C7%BA%CD%D2%BB%B8%F6%BE%AF%B9%D9%BD%E1%BB%E9" target="_blank">丈夫埋怨妻做的饭，妻：你自己做吧，你要知道你并不是和一个厨子结婚。半夜妻被声音吵醒，让夫去看看，丈夫：你自己去看，你又不是和一个警官结婚</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204033&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%B4%D3%CA%DE%D2%BD%C4%C7%C7%A3%D7%C5%B9%B7%BB%D8%B5%BD%BC%D2%A3%AC%B6%D4%C6%DE%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%C3%C7%D5%E2%CC%F5%B9%B7%D2%BB%C2%B7%C9%CF%BD%D0%B2%BB%CD%A3%A3%AC%B7%C2%B7%F0%D3%D0%BB%B0%D2%AA%BA%CD%CE%D2%CB%B5%A1%A3%C6%DE%B4%F2%C1%BF%C1%CB%D2%BB%CF%C2%B9%B7%A3%AC%BA%B0%B5%BD%A3%BA%B4%C0%BB%F5%A3%AC%CB%FC%CA%C7%CF%EB%B8%E6%CB%DF%C4%E3%A3%AC%CB%FC%B8%F9%B1%BE%BE%CD%B2%BB%C8%CF%CA%B6%C4%E3%A1%A3" target="_blank">丈夫从兽医那牵着狗回到家，对妻说：我们这条狗一路上叫不停，仿佛有话要和我说。妻打量了一下狗，喊到：蠢货，它是想告诉你，它根本就不认识你。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204034&class=1440&msg=A%BE%FD%B4%D3%B9%AB%CB%BE%C1%EC%D0%BD%CB%AE%BB%D8%BC%D2%A3%AC%CD%BB%C8%BB%B1%BB%C7%BF%B5%C1%C0%B9%D7%A1%A1%A3A%BE%FD%B0%A7%C7%F3%A3%BA%C7%EB%B7%C5%B9%FD%CE%D2%B0%C9%A3%AC%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%BB%E1%CF%E0%D0%C5%CE%D2%D3%F6%B5%BD%C7%BF%B5%C1%B5%C4%A1%A3%C7%BF%B5%C1%D0%A6%B5%C0%A3%BA%B7%C5%B9%FD%C4%E3%A3%AC%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%BB%E1%CF%E0%D0%C5%CE%D2%BD%F1%CC%EC%C3%BB%D3%D0%CA%D5%BB%F1%C2%F0%A3%BF" target="_blank">A君从公司领薪水回家，突然被强盗拦住。A君哀求：请放过我吧，我太太不会相信我遇到强盗的。强盗笑道：放过你，我太太会相信我今天没有收获吗？</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204035&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%B1%DF%CA%D5%CA%B0%D0%D0%C0%EE%B1%DF%CB%B5%A3%BA%CE%D2%D4%D9%D2%B2%B4%FD%B2%BB%CF%C2%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%AC%D5%FB%CC%EC%B3%B3%B8%F6%C3%BB%CD%EA%A1%A3%BF%B4%D7%C5%C6%DE%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%C5%DC%BD%F8%B7%BF%C4%C3%C1%CB%B8%F6%B8%FC%B4%F3%B5%C4%C6%A4%CF%E4%A3%AC%B5%C0%A3%BA%B5%C8%B5%C8%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%B2%B4%FD%B2%BB%CF%C2%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%AC%CE%D2%BA%CD%C4%E3%D2%BB%C6%F0%D7%DF%A3%A1" target="_blank">妻边收拾行李边说：我再也待不下去了，整天吵个没完。看着妻，丈夫跑进房拿了个更大的皮箱，道：等等，我也待不下去了，我和你一起走！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:17:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204036&class=1440&msg=%C6%DE%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%B2%BB%BE%C3%BA%F3%BE%CD%BB%E1%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%B5%DA%C8%FD%D5%DF%C0%B4%B7%D6%D7%A1%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4%D0%A1%CE%DD%C1%CB%A1%A3%B7%F2%A3%BA%B1%A6%B1%B4%CA%C7%D5%E6%B5%C4%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%DB%C3%C7%BD%E1%BB%E9%C8%FD%C4%EA%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%B6%E0%CF%A3%CD%FB%D3%D0%B8%F6%B5%DA%C8%FD%D5%DF%D1%BD%A3%A1%C6%DE%A3%BA%C4%C7%CE%D2%CF%D6%D4%DA%BE%CD%B0%D1%C4%B8%C7%D7%BD%D3%C0%B4%D7%A1" target="_blank">妻：亲爱的，不久后就会有一个第三者来分住我们的小屋了。夫：宝贝是真的吗？咱们结婚三年，我是多希望有个第三者呀！妻：那我现在就把母亲接来住</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204037&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%2C%C4%E3%C4%DC%B0%D1%CD%EB%CF%B4%C1%CB%C2%F0%3F%A1%B1+%A1%B0%CE%D2%BB%B9%D3%D0%CA%C2%A1%B1%A1%B0%D6%BB%CA%C7%BF%BC%D1%E9%C4%E3%2C%CD%EB%D4%E7%CF%B4%BA%C3%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%D6%BB%CA%C7%BF%AA%CD%E6%D0%A6%A3%AC%C6%E4%CA%B5%CE%D2%BA%DC%D4%B8%D2%E2%B0%EF%C4%E3%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%D2%B2%CA%C7%BF%AA%CD%E6%D0%A6%2C%C4%E3%D4%B8%D2%E2%C4%C7%BE%CD%BF%EC%C8%A5%CF%B4%B0%C9%A1%B1" target="_blank">“亲爱的,你能把碗洗了吗?” “我还有事”“只是考验你,碗早洗好了”“我只是开玩笑，其实我很愿意帮你”“我也是开玩笑,你愿意那就快去洗吧”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204038&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%A3%BA%CE%D2%D3%D6%C3%BB%B2%C8%C4%E3%BD%C5%A3%AC%B8%D5%B2%C5%D4%DA%CD%E2%C3%E6%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D7%DC%BA%B0%CE%D2%B2%C8%C1%CB%C4%E3%A3%BF%C6%DE%D7%D3%A3%BA%B4%A9%D7%C5%D5%E2%C3%B4%C6%AF%C1%C1%B5%C4%D0%AC%A3%AC%CE%D2%D7%DC%B2%BB%C4%DC%B9%E2%C8%C3%C4%E3%D2%BB%B8%F6%C8%CB%C7%C6%D1%BD%A1%A3" target="_blank">丈夫：我又没踩你脚，刚才在外面为什么总喊我踩了你？妻子：穿着这么漂亮的鞋，我总不能光让你一个人瞧呀。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204039&class=1440&msg=%D0%C2%BB%E9%B7%F2%B8%BE%A3%AC%D5%C9%B7%F2%D4%E7%C9%CF%B3%F6%C3%C5%C7%B0%CE%C7%C1%CB%C6%DE%B5%C0%A3%BA%D5%E2%BE%CD%CA%C7%B7%E1%B8%BB%B5%C4%D4%E7%B2%CD%A1%A3%B0%F8%CD%ED%BB%D8%BC%D2%CE%CA%C6%DE%CD%ED%B2%CD%D7%BC%B1%B8%BA%C3%C3%BB%A3%AC%C6%DE%B4%E9%D7%C5%CD%BF%B5%C3%B7%D6%CD%E2%CF%CA%D1%DE%B5%C4%BA%EC%B4%BD%A3%BA%C4%E3%BF%B4%CE%D2%CE%AA%C4%E3%D7%BC%B1%B8%BA%C3%B8%FC%B7%E1%B8%BB%B5%C4%CD%ED%B2%CD%C1%CB%A3%A1" target="_blank">新婚夫妇，丈夫早上出门前吻了妻道：这就是丰富的早餐。傍晚回家问妻晚餐准备好没，妻撮着涂得分外鲜艳的红唇：你看我为你准备好更丰富的晚餐了！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:18:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204040&class=1440&msg=A%BE%FD%B1%A7%D4%B9%A3%BA%CE%D2%CC%AB%CC%AB%B2%BB%C8%C3%CE%D2%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%D2%BB%D3%D0%B6%AF%BE%B2%BE%CD%BD%D0%CE%D2%C6%F0%C0%B4%A3%AC%C5%C2%D3%D0%D4%F4%A1%A3%C5%F3%D3%D1%A3%BA%D4%F4%CA%C7%B2%BB%BB%E1%B3%F6%C9%F9%B5%C4%A1%A3A%BE%FD%A3%BA%CE%D2%D2%B2%CA%C7%D5%E2%C3%B4%CB%B5%A3%AC%B4%D3%B4%CB%B8%FC%D4%E3%A3%AC%CB%FD%D2%B9%C0%EF%CC%FD%B2%BB%B5%BD%C9%F9%D2%F4%BE%CD%B0%D1%CE%D2%BD%D0%C6%F0%C0%B4" target="_blank">A君抱怨：我太太不让我睡觉，一有动静就叫我起来，怕有贼。朋友：贼是不会出声的。A君：我也是这么说，从此更糟，她夜里听不到声音就把我叫起来</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:19:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204041&class=1440&msg=%D5%C9%B7%F2%3A%B8%F8%C4%E3%C2%F2%B5%C4%D2%C2%B7%FE%BA%CF%CA%CA%C2%F0%3F%C6%DE%3A%CA%C7%B5%C4%2C%B6%F8%C7%D2%CB%C4%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%B4%A9%B5%C3%D2%B2%BA%CF%C9%ED.%D5%C9%B7%F2%BA%DC%B5%C3%D2%E2%2C%C6%DE%D3%D6%CB%B5%3A%B2%BB%B9%FD%D4%DB%C3%C7%D6%BB%D3%D0%CB%C4%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%2C%D5%E2%D2%C2%B7%FE%C3%BF%CF%C2%B4%CE%CB%AE%BE%CD%CB%F5%2C%CF%D6%D4%DA%B6%BC%B2%BB%B8%D2%CF%B4%C1%CB" target="_blank">丈夫:给你买的衣服合适吗?妻:是的,而且四个孩子穿得也合身.丈夫很得意,妻又说:不过咱们只有四个孩子,这衣服每下次水就缩,现在都不敢洗了</a>

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