[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=176145&class=1440&msg=%B9%C3%C4%EF%A3%BA%CE%D2%D7%DC%BE%F5%B5%C3%C4%E3%B5%C4%D0%D4%B8%F1%B8%FA%CE%D2%D0%A1%CA%B1%BA%F2%D2%BB%C4%A3%D2%BB%D1%F9%A1%A3%C7%E9%C0%C9%A3%BA%CA%C7%C2%F0%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%C7%C1%BD%C8%CB%D5%E6%CA%C7%D3%D0%D4%B5%A1%A3%B9%C3%C4%EF%A3%BA%D0%A1%CA%B1%BA%F2%CE%D2%BA%DC%CF%B2%BB%B6%C8%F6%BB%D1%A1%A3%C7%E9%C0%C9%A3%BA%A1%AD" target="_blank">姑娘：我总觉得你的性格跟我小时候一模一样。情郎：是吗，我们两人真是有缘。姑娘：小时候我很喜欢撒谎。情郎：…</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=175028&class=1440&msg=%CF%D6%B4%FA%B3%C7%CA%D0%C0%EF%B0%AE%C7%E9%D3%C0%D4%B6%C3%BB%D3%D0%BD%E1%BE%D6%BB%E9%D2%F6%D3%C0%D4%B6%C3%BB%D3%D0%BD%E1%C2%DB%A3%BB%C8%E7%B9%FB%C3%F7%CC%EC%B5%C4%BB%B5%C8%CB%BB%E1%B8%FC%BA%C3%C7%EB%C4%E3%CD%FC%B5%F4%BD%F1%CC%EC%A3%BB%C8%E7%B9%FB%BA%F3%CC%EC%B5%C4%BB%E9%C0%F1%B8%FC%B2%D3%C0%C3%C7%EB%C4%E3%CD%FC%B5%F4%C3%F7%CC%EC" target="_blank">现代城市里爱情永远没有结局婚姻永远没有结论；如果明天的坏人会更好请你忘掉今天；如果后天的婚礼更灿烂请你忘掉明天</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:13:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174464&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%C4%E3%BB%B9%B0%AE%CE%D2%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%CA%C7%B5%C4%A3%AC%B6%D4%C4%E3%B5%C4%B0%AE%BE%CD%CF%F3%BA%A3%C3%E0%C0%EF%B5%C4%CB%AE%D2%BB%D1%F9%A3%AC%D6%BB%D2%AA%D4%B8%D2%E2%BC%B7%A3%AC%BB%B9%CA%C7%D3%D0%B5%C4%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">“亲爱的，你还爱我吗？”“是的，对你的爱就象海绵里的水一样，只要愿意挤，还是有的。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:13:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=182578&class=1440&msg=%BC%D7%3A%BE%DD%CB%B5%CD%F5%BE%AD%C0%ED%B5%C4%D7%CA%B2%FA%D3%D0%BA%C3%BC%B8%B8%F6%D2%DA.%D2%D2%3A%BA%C3%CF%F1%CA%C7%B0%CB%B8%F6%D2%DA.%C0%CF%CC%AB%CC%AB%3A%CB%FB%D2%BB%B8%F6%D2%CC%D2%B2%C3%BB%D3%D0%2C%D6%BB%D3%D0%C1%BD%B8%F6%BE%CB%BE%CB+%21" target="_blank">甲:据说王经理的资产有好几个亿.乙:好像是八个亿.老太太:他一个姨也没有,只有两个舅舅 !</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:13:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=175955&class=1440&msg=%C8%CB%C0%E0----%C8%CB%D6%AE%C0%E0%B1%F0%A3%BA%CF%EB%D2%AA%BA%DC%B6%E0%BA%A2%D7%D3%B5%C4%CA%C7%B6%AF%CE%EF%A3%AC%C9%FA%C1%CB%BA%A2%D7%D3%B2%BB%D2%AA%B5%C4%CA%C7%C0%E4%D1%AA%B6%AF%CE%EF%A3%AC%D2%BB%B8%F6%BA%A2%D7%D3%B6%BC%B2%BB%CF%EB%D2%AA%B5%C4%CA%C7%B9%D6%CE%EF%BC%D3%B7%CF%CE%EF%A1%A3" target="_blank">人类----人之类别：想要很多孩子的是动物，生了孩子不要的是冷血动物，一个孩子都不想要的是怪物加废物。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:13:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=170103&class=1440&msg=%C4%EA%C7%E1%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C6%AF%C1%C1%BA%C3%BF%B4%B5%C4%A3%AC%BD%E1%BB%E9%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C7%DA%C0%CD%C4%DC%B8%C9%B5%C4%A3%AC%C0%EB%BB%E9%BA%F3%D5%D2%B8%F6%D1%FC%B2%F8%CD%F2%B9%E1%B5%C4%2C%CB%C0%C1%CB%D5%D2%B8%F6%D2%F5%BB%EA%B2%BB%C9%A2%B5%C4." target="_blank">年轻时找个漂亮好看的，结婚时找个勤劳能干的，离婚后找个腰缠万贯的,死了找个阴魂不散的.</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:14:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=170103&class=1440&msg=%C4%EA%C7%E1%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C6%AF%C1%C1%BA%C3%BF%B4%B5%C4%A3%AC%BD%E1%BB%E9%CA%B1%D5%D2%B8%F6%C7%DA%C0%CD%C4%DC%B8%C9%B5%C4%A3%AC%C0%EB%BB%E9%BA%F3%D5%D2%B8%F6%D1%FC%B2%F8%CD%F2%B9%E1%B5%C4%2C%CB%C0%C1%CB%D5%D2%B8%F6%D2%F5%BB%EA%B2%BB%C9%A2%B5%C4." target="_blank">年轻时找个漂亮好看的，结婚时找个勤劳能干的，离婚后找个腰缠万贯的,死了找个阴魂不散的.</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:14:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181094&class=1440&msg=%CF%D6%D4%DA%BF%B4%C4%E3%D7%F3%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%BF%B4%B5%BD%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%D9%BF%B4%D3%D2%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%BF%B4%B5%BD%C1%CB%C2%F0%A3%BF%D4%D9%BF%B4%C7%B0%B1%DF%A1%AD%A1%AD%D4%D9%CB%B5%D2%BB%BE%E4%A3%BA%CE%D2%BF%C9%C3%BB%CB%B5%C4%E3%C3%C7%A1%A3%D4%D9%BF%B4%B4%CB%CF%FB%CF%A2%A1%A3%C4%FA%B0%A4%B4%F2%C1%CB%C2%F0%3F" target="_blank">现在看你左边……看到了吗？再看右边……看到了吗？再看前边……再说一句：我可没说你们。再看此消息。您挨打了吗?</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:14:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=202742&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%D6%BB%C4%B8%BC%A6%CF%C2%B5%B0%BA%F3%A3%AC%B9%AB%BC%A6%BF%B4%BA%F3%A3%AC%D7%B7%D7%C5%C4%B8%BC%A6%D2%A7%A3%AC%B4%F2%A1%A3%D2%F2%CE%AA%C4%B8%BC%A6%CF%C2%C1%CB%D2%BB%D6%BB%D1%BC%B5%B0%A1%A3" target="_blank">一只母鸡下蛋后，公鸡看后，追着母鸡咬，打。因为母鸡下了一只鸭蛋。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:14:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204021&class=1440&msg=%A1%B0%B0%A2%C5%B5%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C4%FA%D7%DC%D2%AA%D1%AF%CE%CA%B2%A1%C8%CB%B3%A3%BA%C8%CA%B2%C3%B4%BE%C6%A3%AC%D5%E2%C4%DC%C5%D0%B6%CF%B2%A1%C8%CB%B5%C4%B2%A1%C7%E9%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%A1%B0%B2%BB%A1%A3%B5%AB%BF%C9%D2%D4%C5%D0%B6%CF%B2%A1%C8%CB%B5%C4%BE%AD%BC%C3%D7%B4%BF%F6%A3%AC%C8%BB%BA%F3%D2%C0%B4%CB%C0%B4%C8%B7%B6%A8%C3%C5%D5%EF%B5%C4%B7%D1%D3%C3%A1%B1" target="_blank">“阿诺医生，为什么您总要询问病人常喝什么酒，这能判断病人的病情吗？”“不。但可以判断病人的经济状况，然后依此来确定门诊的费用”</a>

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