[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:09:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174465&class=1440&msg=%B8%B8%C7%D7%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%E3%D4%F5%C3%B4%D5%E2%C3%B4%B1%BF%A3%AC%D5%E6%CA%C7%B8%F6%D0%A1%D6%ED%E2%A4%A3%A1%BF%C8%A3%A1%C4%E3%D6%AA%B5%C0%D0%A1%D6%ED%E2%A4%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%C2%F0%A3%BF%A1%B1%B6%F9%D7%D3%A3%BA%A1%B0%D6%AA%B5%C0%A3%AC%CB%FC%CA%C7%D6%ED%B5%C4%B6%F9%D7%D3%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank">父亲：“你怎么这么笨，真是个小猪猡！咳！你知道小猪猡是什么吗？”儿子：“知道，它是猪的儿子。”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181671&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%D5%A3%AC%C4%B3%A1%B0%D7%B7%D0%C7%D7%E5%A1%B1%C9%D9%C4%EA%B5%BD%D2%BD%D4%BA%CC%E5%BC%EC%A3%AC%B7%BD%D6%AA%BB%BC%D3%D0%C6%B6%D1%AA%D6%A2%A1%A3+%D2%BD%C9%FA%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%D0%E8%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4B12%A1%A3%A1%B1%B2%BB%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4F4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">一日，某“追星族”少年到医院体检，方知患有贫血症。医生说：“需要注射B12。”不，我要注射F4！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181671&class=1440&msg=%D2%BB%C8%D5%A3%AC%C4%B3%A1%B0%D7%B7%D0%C7%D7%E5%A1%B1%C9%D9%C4%EA%B5%BD%D2%BD%D4%BA%CC%E5%BC%EC%A3%AC%B7%BD%D6%AA%BB%BC%D3%D0%C6%B6%D1%AA%D6%A2%A1%A3+%D2%BD%C9%FA%CB%B5%A3%BA%A1%B0%D0%E8%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4B12%A1%A3%A1%B1%B2%BB%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%AA%D7%A2%C9%E4F4%A3%A1%A1%B1" target="_blank">一日，某“追星族”少年到医院体检，方知患有贫血症。医生说：“需要注射B12。”不，我要注射F4！”</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181882&class=1440&msg=%BC%D7%A3%BA%BE%DD%CE%D2%CD%C6%B6%CF%C0%EE%B0%D7%D2%BB%B6%A8%CA%C7%B8%F6%BD%FC%CA%D3%D1%DB%A3%A1%D2%D2%A3%BA%CE%AA%BA%CE%A3%BF%BC%D7%A3%BA%CB%FB%B5%C4%CA%AB----%B4%B2%C7%B0%C3%F7%D4%C2%B9%E2%A3%AC%D2%C9%CA%C7%B5%D8%C9%CF%CB%AA%A3%A1" target="_blank">甲：据我推断李白一定是个近视眼！乙：为何？甲：他的诗----床前明月光，疑是地上霜！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:10:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=105162&class=1440&msg=%B4%BA%C0%B4%B2%BB%CA%C7%B6%C1%CA%E9%CC%EC%A3%AC%CF%C4%C8%D5%D1%D7%D1%D7%D5%FD%BA%C3%C3%DF%A3%BB%C7%EF%D3%D0%CE%C3%B3%E6%B6%AC%D3%D6%C0%E4%A3%AC%D2%AA%CF%EB%B6%C1%CA%E9%B5%C8%C3%F7%C4%EA%A1%A3" target="_blank">春来不是读书天，夏日炎炎正好眠；秋有蚊虫冬又冷，要想读书等明年。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178616&class=1440&msg=%C4%D0%C8%CB%C1%B5%B0%AE%CA%C7%C7%E9%B7%D6%A3%AC%C5%AE%C8%CB%C1%B5%B0%AE%CA%C7%B1%BE%B7%D6%A3%AC%C4%D0%C8%CB%BB%A8%D0%C4%CA%C7%CC%EC%B7%D6%A3%AC%C5%AE%C8%CB%BB%A8%D0%C4%CA%C7%C3%BB%C3%FB%C3%BB%B7%D6%A1%A3" target="_blank">男人恋爱是情分，女人恋爱是本分，男人花心是天分，女人花心是没名没分。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=168521&class=1440&msg=%D4%F8%BE%AD%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%BB%FA%BB%E1%B7%C5%D4%DA%CE%D2%C3%E6%C7%B0%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%BB%D3%D0%BA%C3%BA%C3%D5%E4%CF%A7%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%C9%CF%CC%EC%B8%F8%CE%D2%D4%D9%C0%B4%D2%BB%B4%CE%B5%C4%BB%FA%BB%E1%A3%AC%CE%D2%D2%BB%B6%A8%BB%D8%B6%D4%C4%E3%CB%B5%A3%BA%CA%B2%C3%B4%CA%B1%BA%F2%BB%B9%CE%D2%C7%AE%A3%A1" target="_blank">曾经有一个机会放在我面前，我没有好好珍惜，如果上天给我再来一次的机会，我一定回对你说：什么时候还我钱！</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=145144&class=1440&msg=%C8%E7%B9%FB%D5%E2%B8%F6%CA%C0%BD%E7%D6%BB%CA%A3%CF%C2%D2%BB%C4%D0%D2%BB%C5%AE----%C4%E3%BA%CD%CE%D2.%C4%C7%C3%B4%CE%D2%C3%C7%BE%CD%CA%C7%BE%F8%C5%E4%21" target="_blank">如果这个世界只剩下一男一女----你和我.那么我们就是绝配!</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:11:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=106291&class=1440&msg=%D5%E6%B2%BB%B9%AB%C6%BD%A3%AC%CE%D2%C3%C7%C5%AE%C8%CB%B6%BE%CA%C7%A1%B0%D7%EE%B6%BE%B8%BE%C8%CB%D0%C4%A1%B1%A3%AC%C4%D0%C8%CB%B6%BE%C8%B4%CA%C7%A1%B0%CE%DE%B6%BE%B2%BB%D5%C9%B7%F2%A1%B1%A1%A3" target="_blank">真不公平，我们女人毒是“最毒妇人心”，男人毒却是“无毒不丈夫”。</a>

mmhgj · 发表于 2007-1-2 17:12:00

<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=65102&class=1440&msg=%D7%D4%B9%C5%BA%EC%D1%D5%B6%E0%B1%A1%C3%FC%2C%CE%D2%D0%A3%C5%AE%C9%FA%CD%F2%CD%F2%CB%EA%21" target="_blank">自古红颜多薄命,我校女生万万岁!</a>

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