[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174888&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B7%A8%C2%C9%D1%A7%D0%A3%B5%C4%D2%BB%B4%CE%BF%BC%CA%D4%B5%C4%CC%E2%C4%BF%CA%C7%A3%BA%D6%D8%BB%E9%D7%EF%B5%C4%B3%CD%B7%A3%CA%C7%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%D3%D0%B8%F6%D1%A7%C9%FA%B5%C4%BB%D8%B4%F0%CA%C7%A3%BA%C1%BD%B8%F6%D5%C9%C4%B8%C4%EF%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">法律学校的一次考试的题目是：重婚罪的惩罚是什么？有个学生的回答是：两个丈母娘！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178998&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%F2%F9%F2%F0%BE%F6%B6%A8%BC%DE%B8%F8%C0%CF%CA%F3%BA%F3%A3%AC%D4%E2%B5%BD%C7%D7%C6%DD%C5%F3%D3%D1%D2%BB%D6%C2%B7%B4%B6%D4%A3%AC%F2%F9%F2%F0%B0%D1%D0%A1%D7%EC%D2%BB%BE%EF%A3%BA%B1%F0%CD%FC%C1%CB%A3%AC%CB%FB%BF%C9%CA%C7%D6%BB%B0%D7%CA%F3%A3%AC%D4%F5%C3%B4%D7%C5%D2%B2%CA%C7%D2%BB%B0%D7%C1%EC%B0%A1%21" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">蝙蝠决定嫁给老鼠后，遭到亲戚朋友一致反对，蝙蝠把小嘴一撅：别忘了，他可是只白鼠，怎么着也是一白领啊!</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=173889&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B0%AE%BA%C8%C6%A1%BE%C6%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B6%D1%C5%F3%D3%D1%A1%A3%B0%AE%BA%C8%BF%A7%B7%C8%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%D3%D0%D2%BB%B6%D1%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1%A1%A3%B0%AE%BA%C8%C3%C6%BE%C6%B5%C4%C4%D0%C8%CB%2C%C3%BB%D3%D0%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1%BB%F2%D3%D0%C1%BD%B8%F6%D2%D4%C9%CF%B5%C4%C5%AE%C5%F3%D3%D1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">爱喝啤酒的男人，有一堆朋友。爱喝咖啡的男人，有一堆女朋友。爱喝闷酒的男人,没有女朋友或有两个以上的女朋友</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178965&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%F0%D0%F0%C4%D6%BB%BB%E1%CB%B51%B5%BD9%A3%AC%D6%F7%C8%CB%BD%CC%CB%FC%A3%BA%CA%AE%A1%A2%CA%AE%A1%AD%A1%AD%F0%D0%F0%C4%BE%CD%CA%C7%B2%BB%CB%B5%A1%A3%D6%F7%C8%CB%C2%EE%A3%BA%B6%BC%B2%BB%D6%AA%B5%C0%BD%CC%C4%E3%B6%E0%C9%D9%B4%CE%C1%CB%A3%AC%BB%B9%D1%A7%B2%BB%BB%E1%A3%BF%B1%BF%A3%A1%F0%D0%F0%C4%CD%BB%C8%BB%BD%D0%A3%BA25%B4%CE%A3%A1%B6%FE%B0%D9%CE%E5%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">鹦鹉只会说1到9，主人教它：十、十……鹦鹉就是不说。主人骂：都不知道教你多少次了，还学不会？笨！鹦鹉突然叫：25次！二百五。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174103&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%D5%A3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%CB%C0%C8%A5%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%D4%D9%D5%A3%D2%BB%CF%C2%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%BB%EE%B9%FD%C0%B4%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%D1%DB%BE%A6%B2%BB%CD%A3%B5%D8%D5%A3%C0%B4%D5%A3%C8%A5%A3%AC%D3%DA%CA%C7%CE%D2%B1%E3%CB%C0%C8%A5%BB%EE%C0%B4%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">你的眼睛眨一下，我就死去，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来，你的眼睛不停地眨来眨去，于是我便死去活来！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178976&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C3%A8%BA%CD%CA%F3%D1%DD%D0%A1%C6%B7%A3%BA%CE%D2%BD%D0%B0%D7%D4%C6%2F%CE%D2%BD%D0%BA%DA%CD%C1%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%AE%D2%BB%2F%CE%D2%CA%AE%CE%E5%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%CB%FD%C0%CF%B9%AB%2F%CE%D2%CA%C7%CB%FB%C0%CF%C4%B8%A3%AC%CB%FD%C4%DC%B7%C9%CA%C7%F2%F9%F2%F0%2F%CB%FB%B3%A4%B5%C3%CF%F1%C0%CF%BB%A2%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%BB%FA%C6%F7%C3%A8%2F%CE%D2%CA%C7%C3%D7%C0%CF%CA%F3%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">猫和鼠演小品：我叫白云/我叫黑土，我十一/我十五，我是她老公/我是他老母，她能飞是蝙蝠/他长得像老虎，我是机器猫/我是米老鼠。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=178976&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C3%A8%BA%CD%CA%F3%D1%DD%D0%A1%C6%B7%A3%BA%CE%D2%BD%D0%B0%D7%D4%C6%2F%CE%D2%BD%D0%BA%DA%CD%C1%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%AE%D2%BB%2F%CE%D2%CA%AE%CE%E5%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%CB%FD%C0%CF%B9%AB%2F%CE%D2%CA%C7%CB%FB%C0%CF%C4%B8%A3%AC%CB%FD%C4%DC%B7%C9%CA%C7%F2%F9%F2%F0%2F%CB%FB%B3%A4%B5%C3%CF%F1%C0%CF%BB%A2%A3%AC%CE%D2%CA%C7%BB%FA%C6%F7%C3%A8%2F%CE%D2%CA%C7%C3%D7%C0%CF%CA%F3%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">猫和鼠演小品：我叫白云/我叫黑土，我十一/我十五，我是她老公/我是他老母，她能飞是蝙蝠/他长得像老虎，我是机器猫/我是米老鼠。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=59143&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%CE%CA%A3%BA%CA%B2%C3%B4%B6%AB%CE%F7%D7%EE%B3%A4%A3%AC%CA%B2%C3%B4%B6%AB%CE%F7%D7%EE%B6%CC%A3%BF%D1%A7%C9%FA%BB%D8%B4%F0%A3%BA%D2%BB%CC%C3%BF%CE%B5%C4%D7%EE%BA%F3%BC%B8%B7%D6%D6%D3%D7%EE%B3%A4%A3%AC%D2%BB%B3%A1%BF%BC%CA%D4%B5%C4%D7%EE%BA%F3%BC%B8%B7%D6%D6%D3%D7%EE%B6%CC%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">老师问：什么东西最长，什么东西最短？学生回答：一堂课的最后几分钟最长，一场考试的最后几分钟最短。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=45893&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D1%A7%C9%FA%A1%B0%C4%E3%B0%D1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%C4%C9%C0%C4%C3%B5%BD%C4%C4%C0%EF%C8%A5%C1%CB%A3%BF%A1%B1%CD%AC%CE%DD%B5%C4%C8%CB%A1%B0%CB%CD%CF%B4%D2%C2%B7%BF%C1%CB%A1%B1%A1%B0%CE%D2%B5%C4%CC%EC%C4%C4%A3%AC%CE%D2%B0%D1%C0%FA%CA%B7%BF%CE%B5%C4%C8%AB%D2%AA%B5%E3%B6%BC%BC%C7%D4%DA%C1%CB%D0%E4%BF%DA%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一学生“你把我的衬衫拿到哪里去了？”同屋的人“送洗衣房了”“我的天哪，我把历史课的全要点都记在了袖口了。”</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=106636&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%D1%C4%E6%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%CC%EC%D0%D4%A3%AC%D3%A2%D0%DB%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%AB%B5%BC%C9%C6%C1%BC%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%B1%BE%D0%D4%A3%AC%D3%C2%B8%D2%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%B3%C6%BA%C5%CD%E7%C6%A4%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%C6%B7%D0%D4%A3%AC%B4%B5%C5%A3%CA%C7%CE%D2%B5%C4%D6%B0%D2%B5+++" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">叛逆是我的天性，英雄是我的倡导善良是我的本性，勇敢是我的称号顽皮是我的品性，吹牛是我的职业 </font></a>