[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=46871&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%BC%D2%C0%EF%B3%C6%B0%D4%A1%A3%B6%FE%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%D4%DA%BC%D2%B3%B3%BC%DC%A1%A3%C8%FD%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%BC%D2%D6%D0%B0%A4%B4%F2%A1%A3%CB%C4%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%C3%BA%C6%F8%D7%D4%C9%B1%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一等女人：家里称霸。二等女人：在家吵架。三等女人：家中挨打。四等女人：煤气自杀。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=59155&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C1%F9%B5%E3%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%C7%EE%B9%ED%2C%BE%C5%B5%E3%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%BE%C6%B9%ED%2C%B0%EB%D2%B9%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%C9%AB%B9%ED%2C%CC%EC%C1%C1%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%B6%C4%B9%ED." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">六点回家是穷鬼,九点回家是酒鬼,半夜回家是色鬼,天亮回家是赌鬼.</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=48227&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C1%D4%C8%CB%BF%B4%B5%BD%CC%EC%C9%CF%D3%D0%D6%BB%C4%F1%A3%AC%BE%CD%BF%AA%C1%CB%C8%FD%C7%B9%B6%BC%C3%BB%B4%F2%D6%D0%A3%AC%B5%AB%C4%C7%D6%BB%C4%F1%BB%B9%CA%C7%B5%F4%C1%CB%CF%C2%C0%B4%A3%AC%D4%AD%C0%B4%C4%C7%D6%BB%C4%F1%BF%B4%D7%D3%B5%AF%C3%BB%B4%F2%D6%D0%BE%CD%C5%C4%D0%D8%B8%AC%CB%B5%A3%BA%CF%C5%CB%C0%C1%CB%A3%AC%CF%C5%CB%C0%C1%CB" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">猎人看到天上有只鸟，就开了三枪都没打中，但那只鸟还是掉了下来，原来那只鸟看子弹没打中就拍胸脯说：吓死了，吓死了</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=173880&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B9%EA%BA%CD%C9%DF%B9%E4%B9%AB%D4%B0%A3%AC%D6%BB%D3%D0%D2%BB%D5%C5%C6%B1%A3%AC%B9%EA%C8%C3%C9%DF%B2%F8%D4%DA%B2%B1%C9%CF%A3%AC%C8%EB%D4%B0%CA%B1%A3%AC%BC%F4%C6%B1%B5%C4%D3%A5%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%BE%D7%A1%A1%A3%B9%EA%C9%DF%BB%C5%D5%C5%A3%AC%D3%A5%D3%D6%CB%B5%A3%BA%BF%B4%C4%E3%C4%C7%B1%EE%D1%F9%A3%AC%BB%B9%B4%F2%C1%EC%B4%F8%C4%D8%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">龟和蛇逛公园，只有一张票，龟让蛇缠在脖上，入园时，剪票的鹰说：站住。龟蛇慌张，鹰又说：看你那鳖样，还打领带呢！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=105186&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B7%F2%C6%DE%CF%E0%B4%A6%C1%BD%CC%F5%D4%AD%D4%F2%A3%BA%B5%DA%D2%BB%CC%F5%A3%AC%C0%CF%C6%C5%D3%C0%D4%B6%CA%C7%B6%D4%B5%C4%A3%BB%B5%DA%B6%FE%CC%F5%A3%AC%CD%F2%D2%BB%C0%CF%C6%C5%B4%ED%C1%CB%A3%AC%B2%CE%D5%D5%B5%DA%D2%BB%CC%F5%D6%B4%D0%D0%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">夫妻相处两条原则：第一条，老婆永远是对的；第二条，万一老婆错了，参照第一条执行。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=95529&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%F3%D3%D1%A3%AC%C4%E3%CF%E0%D0%C5%D3%D0%CC%EC%CC%C3%C2%F0%A3%BF%CE%D2%CF%E0%D0%C5%D3%D0%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%AA%B5%B1%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%E3%D4%DA%B6%C1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B6%CC%D0%C5%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%D3%D0%D6%D6%C9%ED%B4%A6%CC%EC%CC%C3%B5%C4%B8%D0%BE%F5%A3%A1%C4%E3%B5%C4%B4%E6%D4%DA%A3%AC%CA%C7%CE%D2%D7%EE%B4%F3%B5%C4%BF%EC%C0%D6%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">朋友，你相信有天堂吗？我相信有，因为当我知道你在读我的短信，我就有种身处天堂的感觉！你的存在，是我最大的快乐！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=146848&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%E3%BA%C3%D5%E2%C0%EF%CA%C7%B6%CC%D1%B6%CF%A2%B5%E3%B8%E8%CC%A8%A3%AC%C4%E3%B5%C4%BA%C3%D3%D1%CE%AA%C4%E3%B5%E3%B2%A5%D2%BB%CA%D7%B6%AF%C1%A6%BB%F0%B3%B5%B5%C4+%B5%B1+%CA%D5%CC%FD%B0%EC%B7%A8%C8%E7%CF%C2%A3%AC%D3%C3%CC%FA%C5%E8%D3%C3%C1%A6%C7%C3%B4%F2%CD%B7%B2%BF%A3%AC%D7%A2%D2%E2%BF%C9%D6%D8%B8%B4%CA%D5%CC%FD%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">你好这里是短讯息点歌台，你的好友为你点播一首动力火车的 当 收听办法如下，用铁盆用力敲打头部，注意可重复收听！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=105224&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CC%F8%CE%E8%CC%AB%C0%DB%A1%A2%B3%AA%B8%E8%BA%DC%B9%F3%A1%A2%B2%BB%C8%E7%C0%B4%B8%F6%CD%AC%D1%A7%BB%E1%A3%AC%BB%B3%C4%EE%D0%A3%D4%B0%D7%CC%CE%B6%A3%AC%B1%DC%C3%E2%B5%A5%C9%ED%D0%C4%CB%E9%A3%AC%BB%A5%CF%E0%D0%C5%CF%A2%B7%B4%C0%A1%A3%AC%B4%E9%BA%CF%BC%B8%B6%D4%CA%C7%BC%B8%B6%D4%A3%A1" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">跳舞太累、唱歌很贵、不如来个同学会，怀念校园滋味，避免单身心碎，互相信息反馈，撮合几对是几对！</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174904&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C5%A9%C3%F1%B5%BD%C6%FB%B3%B5%CF%FA%CA%DB%B5%EA%C4%C3%B3%F6%C1%BD%C7%A7%D4%AA%A3%BA%C2%F2%C1%BE%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C9%A1%A3%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%C5%A9%C3%F1%A3%BA%C3%C5%BF%DA%D0%B4%D7%C5%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C92000%B0%A1%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%C4%E3%C8%A5%B6%D4%C3%E6%C4%C7%B1%BC%B3%DB600" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一农民到汽车销售店拿出两千元：买辆桑塔纳。店员：什么？农民：门口写着桑塔纳2000啊店员：你去对面那奔驰600</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=174904&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C5%A9%C3%F1%B5%BD%C6%FB%B3%B5%CF%FA%CA%DB%B5%EA%C4%C3%B3%F6%C1%BD%C7%A7%D4%AA%A3%BA%C2%F2%C1%BE%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C9%A1%A3%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%C5%A9%C3%F1%A3%BA%C3%C5%BF%DA%D0%B4%D7%C5%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C92000%B0%A1%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%C4%E3%C8%A5%B6%D4%C3%E6%C4%C7%B1%BC%B3%DB600" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一农民到汽车销售店拿出两千元：买辆桑塔纳。店员：什么？农民：门口写着桑塔纳2000啊店员：你去对面那奔驰600</font></a>