[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204261&amp;class=1401&amp;msg=%C7%EE%D0%A1%D7%D3%B5%C4%B0%AE%CE%AA%C1%CB%B0%AE%C4%E3%A3%AC%D3%C3%C2%E8%C2%E8%B8%F8%C2%F2%D3%F0%C8%DE%B7%FE%B5%C4%C7%AE%BD%F6%CE%AA%D7%D4%BC%BA%CC%ED%C1%CB%B8%F6%C2%ED%BC%D0%A3%AC%CA%A1%CF%C2%B5%C4%CE%AA%C4%E3%C2%F2%C1%CB%BC%FE%B7%E7%D2%C2%A3%BB%CE%AA%C1%CB%CC%DB%C4%E3%D4%DA%CA%A5%B5%AE%BD%DA%B8%F8%C4%E3%B8%F6%BE%AA%CF%B2%A3%AC%B1%BE%B8%C3%C2%F2%C3%AB%BF%E3%A3%AC%CE%D2%C8%B4%D6%BB%C2%F2%C1%CB%BB%A4%CF%A5" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">穷小子的爱为了爱你，用妈妈给买羽绒服的钱仅为自己添了个马夹，省下的为你买了件风衣；为了疼你在圣诞节给你个惊喜，本该买毛裤，我却只买了护膝</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204141&amp;class=1401&amp;msg=%C7%EF%CC%EC%BB%B9%CA%C7%C7%EF%CC%EC%D2%D1%B2%BB%CA%C7%D4%AD%C0%B4%B5%C4%C7%EF%CC%EC%CE%F7%B7%E7%B4%B5%C9%A2%C1%CB%C6%DA%C5%CE%B5%C4%D0%C4%C8%B4%D2%C0%C8%BB%D3%D0%D2%BB%C6%AC%C7%E1%D3%AF%B5%C4%B8%EB%D3%F0%B4%A9%B9%FD%C3%CE%D2%BB%B0%E3%B5%C4%D5%BF%C0%B6%C6%AE%CF%F2%C4%C7%D0%A9%CA%C5%C8%A5%B5%C4%C8%D5%D7%D3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">秋天还是秋天已不是原来的秋天西风吹散了期盼的心却依然有一片轻盈的鸽羽穿过梦一般的湛蓝飘向那些逝去的日子</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204249&amp;class=1401&amp;msg=%C8%E7%B9%FB%D5%E2%CA%C0%C9%CF%BB%B9%D3%D0%D2%BB%B8%F6%C8%CB%D6%B5%B5%C3%C8%A5%B0%AE%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%A3%CD%FB%C4%C7%B8%F6%C8%CB%CA%C7%C4%E3%A3%BB%C8%E7%B9%FB%D5%E2%CA%C0%C9%CF%BB%B9%D3%D0%D2%BB%BF%C5%D0%C4%D6%B5%B5%C3%BA%C7%BB%A4%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%A3%CD%FB%C4%C7%CA%C7%C4%E3%B5%C4%A3%BB%C8%E7%B9%FB%D5%E2%CA%C0%C9%CF%BB%B9%D3%D0%D2%BB%B6%CE%C7%E9%D6%B5%B5%C3%D1%D3%D0%F8%A3%AC%CE%D2%CF%A3%CD%FB%C4%C7%CA%C7%CE%D2%C3%C7%B5%C4" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">如果这世上还有一个人值得去爱，我希望那个人是你；如果这世上还有一颗心值得呵护，我希望那是你的；如果这世上还有一段情值得延续，我希望那是我们的</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=204001&amp;class=1401&amp;msg=%C2%E4%BB%A8%D3%D0%D2%E2%A3%AC%C1%F7%CB%AE%CE%DE%C7%E9%A1%A3%CE%D2%CA%C7%C2%E4%BB%A8%A3%AC%C4%E3%CA%C7%C1%F7%CB%AE%C2%F0%A3%BF1%BC%FC%B4%F0%B0%B8%CE%AA%B7%F1%A3%AC2%BC%FC%B4%F0%B0%B8%CE%AA%CA%C7%A1%A3%C7%EB%D1%A1%D4%F1%B2%A2%BB%D8%B8%B41%BC%FC%A3%AC%C8%E7%D4%DA60%C3%EB%C4%DA%BB%F2%B3%AC%B9%FD%D2%BB%B7%D6%D6%D3%C3%BB%D3%D0%D7%F7%B4%F0%A3%AC%BD%AB%CA%D3%CE%AA%C4%AC%C8%CF%D1%A1%CF%EE1%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">落花有意，流水无情。我是落花，你是流水吗？1键答案为否，2键答案为是。请选择并回复1键，如在60秒内或超过一分钟没有作答，将视为默认选项1。</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181161&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B2%BB%D2%AA%CE%CA%CE%D2%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%BF%DE%C6%FC%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%C4%C0%E1%CB%AE%CE%AA%C4%E3%B6%F8%C1%F7%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%C4%D0%C4%CE%AA%C4%E3%B6%F8%CB%E9%A1%A3%CE%D2%BA%DE%C4%C7%B8%F6%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%CB%FB%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D2%AA%B0%D1%C4%E3%B4%D3%CE%D2%C9%ED%B1%DF%B6%E1%C8%A5%A1%AD%A1%AD%CB%C0%D0%A1%CD%B5" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">不要问我为什么哭泣，我的泪水为你而流，我的心为你而碎。我恨那个男人，他为什么要把你从我身边夺去……死小偷</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181235&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%EB%D7%A3%C4%E3%C7%E9%C8%CB%BD%DA%BF%EC%C0%D6%C8%B4%C3%BB%D3%D0%C8%CB%C5%E3%C4%E3%2C%CF%EB%D7%A3%C4%E3%CE%E5%D2%BB%BF%EC%C0%D6%C4%E3%C8%B4%C9%A5%CA%A7%C0%CD%B6%AF%C4%DC%C1%A6%2C%D7%DC%CB%E3%B8%BE%C5%AE%BD%DA%C4%C7%CC%EC%C4%DC%D1%EF%C3%BC%CD%C2%C6%F8%C4%E3%BB%B9%C3%BB%D3%D0%D5%E2%B8%F6%C8%A8%C1%A6%21" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">想祝你情人节快乐却没有人陪你,想祝你五一快乐你却丧失劳动能力,总算妇女节那天能扬眉吐气你还没有这个权力!</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=183644&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C8%CB%C9%FA%3A0%CB%EA%B3%F6%B3%A1%C1%C1%CF%E0%2C30%BB%F9%B1%BE%B6%A8%CF%F2%2C60%B8%E6%C0%CF%BB%B9%CF%E7%2C70%B4%EA%B4%EA%C2%E9%BD%AB%2C80%C9%B9%C9%B9%CC%AB%D1%F4%2C90%CC%C9%D4%DA%B4%B2%C9%CF%2C100%B9%D2%D4%DA%C7%BD%C9%CF." target="_blank"><font color="#000000">人生:0岁出场亮相,30基本定向,60告老还乡,70搓搓麻将,80晒晒太阳,90躺在床上,100挂在墙上.</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=200181&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%B5%A8%D0%A1%B5%C4%B2%A1%C8%CB%B1%BB%CD%C6%BD%F8%CA%D6%CA%F5%CA%D2%A3%AC%CB%FB%D2%AA%B4%F3%B7%F2%BA%CD%BB%A4%CA%BF%B6%BC%B0%D1%BF%DA%D5%D6%D5%AA%CF%C2%C0%B4%A3%AC%B4%F3%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%E2%CA%C7%B9%E6%B6%A8%A1%A3%B2%A1%C8%CB%A3%BA%B1%F0%C6%AD%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%AC%CA%C7%C5%C2%B3%F6%C1%CB%CA%C2%B6%F9%B1%BB%CE%D2%C8%CF%B3%F6%C0%B4%B0%C9" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">一胆小的病人被推进手术室，他要大夫和护士都把口罩摘下来，大夫说：这是规定。病人：别骗我了，是怕出了事儿被我认出来吧</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=200182&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%B3%C8%CB%C8%A5%BB%AF%D1%E9%BF%C6%A3%AC%BB%A4%CA%BF%D6%B8%D7%C5%C7%B0%B7%BD%D2%BB%C5%C6%CB%B5%A3%BA%B7%C7%B1%BE%BF%C6%C8%CB%D4%B1%B2%BB%B5%C3%C8%EB%C4%DA%A1%A3%C0%B4%C8%CB%B4%F3%C5%AD%A3%AC%C2%EE%B5%C0%A3%BA%CE%D2%BE%CD%BB%AF%D1%E9%B8%F6%C4%F2%A3%AC%BB%B9%CB%FB%C2%E8%D2%AA%B1%BE%BF%C6%CE%C4%C6%BE" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">某人去化验科，护士指着前方一牌说：非本科人员不得入内。来人大怒，骂道：我就化验个尿，还他妈要本科文凭</font></a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/msg/sendmsg.php?id=181099&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D0%A1%BC%A6%B2%BB%BF%AA%C7%CF%A3%AC%C3%BB%B7%A8%CB%CD%D1%A7%D0%A3%A3%AC%B9%AB%BC%A6%C4%B8%BC%A6%B2%BB%B3%D4%CB%C7%C1%CF%A1%A3%D2%B2%B2%BB%CF%EB%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%C4%B8%BC%A6%CC%DB%BA%A2%D7%D3%A3%AC%B4%F8%CB%FD%BF%B4%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%CB%B5%CE%D2%BC%D2%D0%A1%BC%A6%CE%AA%C9%B6%D7%DC%CA%C7%C4%C3%D7%C5%CA%D6%BB%FA%D0%A6%A1%A3" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">小鸡不开窍，没法送学校，公鸡母鸡不吃饲料。也不想睡觉，母鸡疼孩子，带她看医生，说我家小鸡为啥总是拿着手机笑。</font></a>