搞笑英文翻译

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<P>1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿</P>
<P>2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？</P>
<P>3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你</P>
<P>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！</P>
<P>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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<P>6．you me you me
彼此彼此
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<P>7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！     
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<P>8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…</P>
<P>9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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<P>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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<P>11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
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<P>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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<P>13．heart flower angry open     
心花怒放
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<P>14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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<P>15．小明：I am sorry!
       老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!</P>
<P>16．If you want money,I have no;
　　if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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<P>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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<B>搞笑英文翻译</B>

<P>1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿</P>
<P>2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？</P>
<P>3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你</P>
<P>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！</P>
<P>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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